Surviving in the woods you choice your Monster

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Wild Shadow
members of your family have bn killed all across the country, you tell the cops you think someone is after you they tell you, you are paranoid. its just a coincidence and if ppl are dying in other states it is a federal case not a state case.

pissed you run off to the woods away from the city, one night you hear some one in the bushes and breaking into your cabin. you being ready you are already dressed and have a back pack ready and you climb out the window..

you see the shadow of the person coming at you from a glimpse as you look back.. it is large. finally you run to a cliff and nowhere to go as your pursuer approaches you pull out a 9 mil and fire 5 shots at it. it is dark and its moving and your nervous.

finally you decide to jump into the water below the cliff your pursuer sees what your about to do and starts to run toward you.

you jump into the water and finally pop up into the surface of the water but are overcome by the under tow and drags you into the rapids hitting your head you reach out and grab a piece of lumber b4 passing out. your purser stares at you and starts climbing down to hunt you and kill you.

you wake up 3 hours later down stream about 50 miles away

who do you choice to hunt you and who could you escape and survive against in a wooded area environment?

mid july.. forest with wild animals like bear, mountain lions wolves.. rattle snakes.. rabbits, deers..

backpack has flint, sweater.. multi purpose pocket knife , large machete.. 9 mil gun 2 full 9 round clips

your pursuer is anyone of these:

1. Jason voorhees
2. michael myers
3. T-800 endoskeleton only
4. imhotep's mummy priest
5. Zombie (black zombie dude) http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/george_a__romero_s_land_of_the_dead/eugene_a__clark/landofthedead1.jpg
6. vampire from dusk till dawn http://api.ning.com/files/ xf4UAXM0DI4McAOooJAzR8i20iqOUc2IIzUMp05GusWWY7orhd
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6. werewolf(seth from buffy)

Robtard
There are two 6's.

Rogue Jedi
Vampire. Take the bullets, carve a cross in each one, good to go, I survive.

dadudemon
I'd take 1-6...and 6 one, all at once.


My piss is as fast as lightening and hotter than lava. I'd just piss on them all and it's magical and manly powers would destroy them.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd take 1-6...and 6 one, all at once.


My piss is as fast as lightening and hotter than lava. I'd just piss on them all and it's magical and manly powers would destroy them.

laughing laughing laughing thumb up

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by Robtard
There are two 6's. my bad the last 6 can be referred as 7

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd take 1-6...and 6 one, all at once.


My piss is as fast as lightening and hotter than lava. I'd just piss on them all and it's magical and manly powers would destroy them. You'd get raped, anal buttsex FTW.

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Vampire. Take the bullets, carve a cross in each one, good to go, I survive. did that really work in the movie?

anyways cant anyone bless the water if they have faith?

if so use it against the vamp, right?

inimalist
the mummy

Symmetric Chaos
T-800

RE: Blaxican
I could handle like 1-4. only idiotic white kids die against the majority of the iconic 70's ands 80's horror villains.

Wild Shadow
all at the same time or individually?

inimalist
Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I could handle like 1-4. only idiotic white kids die against the majority of the iconic 70's ands 80's horror villains.

it is forgiveable, as you might not remember their breif appearances, but minorities always die first.

Wild Shadow
crylaugh0 hey wait a minute... huh that's not funny.. messed thats me.. no expression

Robtard
Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I could handle like 1-4. only idiotic white kids die against the majority of the iconic 70's ands 80's horror villains.

If skinny white bitches couldn't out-run those fools while running away in a straight line while they walked, your ass isn't.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I could handle like 1-4. only idiotic white kids die against the majority of the iconic 70's ands 80's horror villains. Right.

Wild Shadow
scary/horror movie rules..

X-q-AWD_8AY

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Impediment
This is in the GDF, why?

Wild Shadow
b/c its a hypothetical situation and its where we have always placed it with all our other ones that have bn made by various posters of this forum..

erm

example:

1) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/t529710.html
2) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/t525523.html
3) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/t532368.html
4) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=509745&pagenumber=18#post12803486
and so on and so fourth etc etc

Robtard
Originally posted by Impediment
This is in the GDF, why?

This is serious business, ass-clown.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Impediment
This is in the GDF, why? THIS IS NOT YOUR DOMAIN GAAAHAHAAHAAA!!! THESE ARE NOT THE DROIDS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!


Sup Mattie.

Wild Shadow
here we are the bus drivers, we drive the bus u sit in the back be quiet and lick the window.

zoolander

Wild Shadow
again one of my threads was moved from its original forum. i did not get a courtesy Pm nor explanation from the mod who made the move.

i placed and linked various examples of similar threads residing in the general discussion thread to show why this thread is no different and should remain in its original forum.

i know various posters who reside in the general discussion thread who did not have a single problem with this nor any similar thread being posted in the general discussion forum it has bn done for years.

i ask that those who do not have a problem not only contact the global mod to move this thread back but stop making such changes without informing the posters and siding the rule which it violates it in order to move said thread.

i have bn polite and tried to go through the proper channel of pms but nothing is ever done all i get is the obvious reply i will not question nor counter another mods actions which cancels the purpose of having multiple mods if none are willing to police each other its the same as a supposed good cop doing nothing watching another cop commit a crime or violates rules.

i ask the posters that agree with me to pm the mod and try to get this reverse as well as pm Raz which i know is hard to get him on line but we really need to revoke some of the mods status who abuse their authority and do not have the courtesy to explain their decision at least with a pm.

i know impediment had an issue with my thread and which ever mod moved it should at least say who it was so he can be identified and be named in my pm to raz.

thx to everyone and i hope this post isnt deleted as it serves to organize the posters on how to deal with a situation that is made difficult by mods and their actions.

feel free to pm me so we can organize in our complain to raz against some of the mods

example:

1) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/t529710.html
2) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/t525523.html
3) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/t532368.html
4) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/...18#post12803486
and so on and so fourth etc etc

LanceWindu
Oh good ****ing god...it's the internet, don't take it so seriously. Come to KMC for fun. If we let the little things drop, we can make this place good again.

Rogue Jedi
aaaahahahhhahaaa bewbz.

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Oh good ****ing god...it's the internet, don't take it so seriously. Come to KMC for fun. If we let the little things drop, we can make this place good again. i am afraid i cant do that dave....

anyways i like to thank those few who pm me and filed complaints as well i didnt think there would be ppl willing to question certain mods behavior and actions. i think when the complaints are not just coming from me but from three other posters who not only sited but quoted the mods responses and posted links of her behavior i mean the mods behavior it makes our case that much stronger. hopefully he/ she will be removed from mod status. again thx again for the help in helping rectify this situation.

doesnt hurt when it isnt being applied across the board with similar threads which remained in the generous discussion thread

may the force be with you all.. for the darkside is strong in this one.

Rogue Jedi
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah DAVE!!!!!

Wild Shadow
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Peach
I don't know why you think you deserve an answer or explanation as to why your thread was moved, but you don't.

Things like this generally belong in the OTF. One of your links doesn't work, one was moved here, and the other two actually contain things that can be seriously discussed. Sillier stuff - like this - goes in the OTF.

Trying to cultivate a smear campaign isn't going to get you anywhere. And if you continue to make threads that better go here, then they will continue to get moved.

Wild Shadow
badabing badaboom...

so long as the horror movie rules dont apply i think i can defeat the vampire, seth green and even micheal myers and jason.

now what i mean by movie rules is if the minority rule doesnt apply i shouldnt be killed in the 1st five minutes.. also neither jason or micheal should be able to outrun me or catch up to me by walking and popping out of trees in front of me like they are teleporting..


although it would be nice if i could hear their theme song or sound effect breathing when they are close as an early warning.. che che che or whatever sound they make when they get close..

Rogue Jedi
Dude....no.

Wild Shadow
what do you mean, no miffed

besides the horror movie rule really only applies to the black ppl and white ppl not really us brown or lightly tan ppl..

Rogue Jedi
Everyone on the list would rape you, dude. If you were armed, that's a different story.

Wild Shadow
the OP states what gear you get.. i am armed.

also why dont we have a fan fic sectionm? i wanna write stories!

Rogue Jedi
assrape. 9milly aint gonna cut it.

Wild Shadow
i have great aim between the eye in the eyes and or my favorite spot which my weapon's instructor pities whomever i shoot b/c i like to shoot in the crotch for sh#$s and giggles

Rogue Jedi
M4A1 assault rifle, dude.

Wild Shadow
among other things yes i played with those too.. but, i am talking about standard military side arm and pistol qua

Rogue Jedi
Rape.

Wild Shadow
you are under estimating my fighting spirit...
what one can do with a attitude gun and machete at hand with yrs of down and dirty brawling fighting for your life

http://causeche.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/rambo28.jpg

Rogue Jedi
Let's keep it real.

1. Jason voorhees: I'd need a boomstick.

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2. michael myers: Again, a boomstick.

3. T-800 endoskeleton only: M-16 with mounted grenade launcher.

4. imhotep's mummy priest: Who?

5. Zombie (black zombie dude) http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...dofthedead1.jpg: 9milly.

6. vampire from dusk till dawn http://api.ning.com/files/ xf4UAXM0...kTillDawn_l.jpg: .38 special.

6. werewolf(seth from buffy): MP-5.

Wild Shadow
i didnt think seth was that much of a threat that i couldnt shoot his @$$ dead he is like a mutt... imo and the dusk till damn vamps werent that scary a bullet to the head and decapitation outta do it or a random branch since they are all gooey

micheal myers is still only human a bullet to the dome should do the job.

i'll admit jason is a different story

Rogue Jedi
Just gimmee a ****in lightsaber and it's all good.

Wild Shadow
you slice your own fingers or arm

Rogue Jedi
Nah, I'd pwn. I'd be the pwner of all.

Actually an SSG would be awesome against them all.

Wild Shadow
SSG?

Rogue Jedi
Super Shot Gun.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/ssg%20shotgun/Chris-Thor/myweapon11.jpg

Wild Shadow
does it have a cape and an S shield with a red and blue theme color

kinda looks like a 240 machine gun

Rogue Jedi
No, but it has a 30 round drum magazine loaded with 12 gauge death.

Wild Shadow
is it real or is it a geeks rambo's dream?

Rogue Jedi
Real.

Dave_97
bring on all the monsters, i got this.

or... at least... until im straight up murdered by them, at which point im thinking i shouldve brought a gun, or some TNT, or michael bay.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Dave_97
bring on all the monsters, i got this.

or... at least... until im straight up murdered by them, at which point im thinking i shouldve brought a gun, or some TNT, or michael bay. Or some RJ.

sunnyday
Originally posted by Robtard
This is serious business, ass-clown.
serious business? i doubt that

Wild Shadow
very serious business... ppl making money off of what we post and how many hits they get... i should be getting a share

Rogue Jedi
The internet is always serious business, just ask DDM.

Wild Shadow
angelina is ugly, i never found her attractive nor her saggy boobs even in hackers she wasnt hot to me.

i had better women then her in my life.

Rogue Jedi
Blasphemy. I'll take her in "Wanted" as my protection. I live, AND I get hot sex after.

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