Vampire, Lycan or Slayer?
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Rogue Jedi
Choose. Tell why.
If a Slayer, you have all the funding needed, you work for the Vatican, and you are as good as Van Helsing.
If a Vampire, you have the powers of a typical Underworld vampire.
If you are a Lycan, same, Underworld.
No hybrid bullshit.
I choose Slayer. Kinda like Van Helsing with machine guns and body armor.
Wild Shadow
cool thread. i rather be an immortal then be a slayer even if they start off a lot stronger then a vamp or a lycan.. are all these just buffy verse or any medium?
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
cool thread. i rather be an immortal then be a slayer even if they start off a lot stronger then a vamp or a lycan.. are all these just buffy verse or any medium?
Slayer: Van Helsing
Vampire: Underworld
Lycan: Underworld
That ACDC Chick
i choose Vampire awecool
bye bye Mr. Sun, no longer shall you burn my skin nor sting my eyes vampire
also... i refuse to sparkle

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
i choose Vampire awecool
bye bye Mr. Sun, no longer shall you burn my skin nor sting my eyes vampire
also... i refuse to sparkle

I'd kill you.

That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd kill you.
but why?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
but why?

Cuz the Vatican pays me to.
That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cuz the Vatican pays me to.
id go to the Vatican and stand outside in the courtyard with a radio playing:
WJTBPdVpdMc
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
id go to the Vatican and stand outside in the courtyard with a radio playing:
WJTBPdVpdMc I'd snipe you from 1000 yards out with a UV round. Pwned.
That ACDC Chick
but the radio would still be playing cryoh
rader
I'd go Slayer if we were using Hellsing, instead of Van Hellsing. Walter C. Dornez ftw.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by rader
I'd go Slayer if we were using Hellsing, instead of Van Hellsing. Walter C. Dornez ftw. Hugh Jackman version FTW.
dadudemon
I'd chose to be a Hellsing Vampire...specifically by the name of Alucard.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd chose to be a Hellsing Vampire...specifically by the name of Alucard.
This guy would be on my team:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Anderson_%28Hellsing%29
HA.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
but the radio would still be playing cryoh Get over it you ****in bloodsucker.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This guy would be on my team:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Anderson_%28Hellsing%29
HA. Nah, Akasha. I'd make her pwn you. HA.
No, DARK PHOENIX!!!
dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This guy would be on my team:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Anderson_%28Hellsing%29
HA.
It's a shame that Alucard raped the shit out of Anderson so horribly that Anderson had to cheat and use Helena's nail to amp his powers up to God status, literally...and, guess what? Alucard still won.
HA!
Why do you think I chose Alucard?
He's not the most badass vampire for nothing.
Plus, those shades! And, The Jackal!
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, Akasha. I'd make her pwn you. HA.
No, DARK PHOENIX!!!
Rogue Jedi
Wait. I got it....I'd obtain Helena's nail, melt it down into a buncha armor piercing rounds.
HA.
dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wait. I got it....I'd obtain Helena's nail, melt it down into a buncha armor piercing rounds.
HA.
And then it becomes useless because Alucard is much faster than a bullet, can teleport, and can even catch the bullet with his teeth JUST for fun. And the artifact is meant to be embedded into a being of righteousness to fight evil, not be shot at evil. You would destroy the artifact by melting it down and making them into bullets, as well.
The only way you could use the nail is by stabbing yourself with it and then I null all your powers with my powers...then I tear the nail out of your heart and kill you, anyway.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
And then it becomes useless because Alucard is much faster than a bullet, can teleport, and can even catch the bullet with his teeth JUST for fun. And the artifact is meant to be embedded into a being of righteousness to fight evil, not be shot at evil. You would destroy the artifact by melting it down and making them into bullets, as well.
The only way you could use the nail is by stabbing yourself with it and then I null all your powers with my powers...then I tear the nail out of your heart and kill you, anyway.
Dark Phoenix.
No one is truly invincible, except for Manhattan. Alucard can be killed somehow.
Amazing Vrayo!!
Slayer. No innate weaknessess, and you get paid to kill people. Can't say the same for vampires nor werewolves. Although I do think that vampires are cooler, but that isn't a very good reason for wanting to be one.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
Slayer. No innate weaknessess, and you get paid to kill people. Can't say the same for vampires nor werewolves. Although I do think that vampires are cooler, but that isn't a very good reason for wanting to be one. Not burning in hell for all of eternity is a big plus for me.
BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Choose. Tell why.
If a Slayer, you have all the funding needed, you work for the Vatican, and you are as good as Van Helsing.
If a Vampire, you have the powers of a typical Underworld vampire.
If you are a Lycan, same, Underworld.
No hybrid bullshit.
I choose Slayer. Kinda like Van Helsing with machine guns and body armor.
i'd be a slayer..
dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dark Phoenix.
No one is truly invincible, except for Manhattan. Alucard can be killed somehow.
Sure he could...but...it really hasn't happened.
You'd think that Anderson would have been able to destroy Alucard...
But he didn't.
It's probably because Alucard can regen from almost nothing.
I don't think Alucard could beat Manhattan unless he bit Manhattan or drank any amount of his blood. As soon as he did that, he'd have Manhattan's powers.
Edit - Wait, he could just absorb Manhattan's soul...the end.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
Sure he could...but...it really hasn't happened.
You'd think that Anderson would have been able to destroy Alucard...
But he didn't.
It's probably because Alucard can regen from almost nothing.
I don't think Alucard could beat Manhattan unless he bit Manhattan or drank any amount of his blood. As soon as he did that, he'd have Manhattan's powers.
Edit - Wait, he could just absorb Manhattan's soul...the end. Dark Phoenix and Akasha. Pwned.
mikeydude
I choose Lycan. Only on the note that its not the norm kind that can only use their powers on full moons.
The underworld lycans are prissy. And overrated.
The real kinds are those who can morph. Not into a wareman but also warewolf and wolf forms.
Because you see, the lycans are so unliked. For some reason. Like they actually did anything. It was the vampires who made them so looked down apon.
If you go by like the old school lycans it wasnt about
Killing. It was about feeding. Vampires do it for fun.
I also think the hightend senses from lycans surpass vampires supernatural tendancies.
Plus vampires are not natural they durrive from satan. Demons.
Lycans are just a human born wolf- more in touch and one with nature.
Not to mention. Have pratcally the same capablilities as vampires.
The only thing you see happen diffrent is lycans when. under the moon, have no thought. No brain practically.
Only defect.
Kinda like vampires with light.
Amazing Vrayo!!
Originally posted by mikeydude
I choose Lycan. Only on the note that its not the norm kind that can only use their powers on full moons.
The underworld lycans are prissy. And overrated.
The real kinds are those who can morph. Not into a wareman but also warewolf and wolf forms.
Because you see, the lycans are so unliked. For some reason. Like they actually did anything. It was the vampires who made them so looked down apon.
If you go by like the old school lycans it wasnt about
Killing. It was about feeding. Vampires do it for fun.
I also think the hightend senses from lycans surpass vampires supernatural tendancies.
Plus vampires are not natural they durrive from satan. Demons.
Lycans are just a human born wolf- more in touch and one with nature.
Not to mention. Have pratcally the same capablilities as vampires.
The only thing you see happen diffrent is lycans when. under the moon, have no thought. No brain practically.
Only defect.
Kinda like vampires with light. Tell it to the judge, mutant. *blasts silver bullets at your head*
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
Tell it to the judge, mutant. *blasts silver bullets at your head* You and I would be partners

immaturerainbow
Ehm, It's kind of a tie between Vampire and Lycan.
Each movie I see changes my mind, Haha.
Rogue Jedi
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That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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mind if i borrow those?

Rogue Jedi
After I kill you with them?
That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
After I kill you with them?
my soul shall come back and steal them from you

Rogue Jedi
Nah. I'll swallow your soul.
That ACDC Chick
then i shall possess you and take down the Vatican
Rogue Jedi
Nah, I'll fart you out. HA.
That ACDC Chick
not if i shove a cork up your ass
Rogue Jedi
Mikey dude will avenge me, dammit.
That ACDC Chick
well see 131
Rogue Jedi
You forget....I have Jedi precog, Dark Phoenix TK, I regen like Wolverine, and I have a really cool pair of shoes.
That ACDC Chick
yeah! well..... im a vampire!
mikeydude
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You forget....I have Jedi precog, Dark Phoenix TK, I regen like Wolverine, and I have a really cool pair of shoes.
Thts some shit. Because i would just choose to be oldschool wolverine. With bone claws. No defects. Plus still cuts through about anything
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
yeah! well..... im a vampire!
A dead one.
Rogue Jedi
Only one person I would let turn me, and that's IF I got to sex her whenever I wanted:
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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Amazing Vrayo!!
I wouldn't LET anyone turn me. But I wouldn't commit vampy suicide if Rayne got me. Or the chick from Underworld. Or Akasha (Aliyah) from Queen of the damned.
Rogue Jedi
Just Bloodrayne for me. I ruv her.
That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
A dead one.
whos possessing you in order to take down the Vatican.... FROM THE INSIDE!!!!! mwahaha
Slay
Slayer.
Vampires and Lycans don't exist, and Slayer had 2 good albums back in the day.
Rogue Jedi
Wow, you're so cool, man.
Slay
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wow, you're so cool, man.
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you're not allowed to joke around or make comments irrelevant to the discussion unless you're RJ and it's about 'bewbz'.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Slay
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you're not allowed to joke around or make comments irrelevant to the discussion unless you're RJ and it's about 'bewbz'. Well, yeah. Me or DDM.
I was answering your sarcasm with more sarcasm, babe.
Slay
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, yeah. Me or DDM.
I was answering your sarcasm with more sarcasm, babe.
Yeah, I was answering your sarcasm to my sarcasm with even more sarcasm.
See? Two can play that game. Babe.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, I was answering your sarcasm to my sarcasm with even more sarcasm.
See? Two can play tha game. Babe.
Atta boy, I like this side of you.
Amazing Vrayo!!
Slayer fight!
dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, yeah. Me or DDM.
Dat's right, birch!

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
Slayer fight!
Mad Max has a cool gun.
Amazing Vrayo!!
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mad Max has a cool gun. It's like if Dooku's lightsaber were turned in to a gun, that's what it would look like.
Rogue Jedi
Not really but K.
StarCraft2
lycan version of underworld? CAN WORK DURING DAYS. change to wolf at will. superhuman strength. and immortality?
that beats vampire by far. and slayers too.
I just dont have to reveal my wolf side so i dont get hunted. and stay away from silvery things.
i would be happy for all eternity...
Rogue Jedi
And after I slay you, you'll go to hell.
StarCraft2
cant slay me if u dont know that im a lycan or wishful thinking to become 1

Grate the Vraya
Originally posted by StarCraft2
lycan version of underworld? CAN WORK DURING DAYS. change to wolf at will. superhuman strength. and immortality?
that beats vampire by far. and slayers too.
I just dont have to reveal my wolf side so i dont get hunted. and stay away from silvery things.
i would be happy for all eternity... Wait, so you would be a WW who never goes in to wolf state? That's lame. I'm pretty sure you would get bored and kill yourself.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by StarCraft2
cant slay me if u dont know that im a lycan or wishful thinking to become 1

I'm a Jedi, foo'.
StarCraft2
i would change from human to werewolf ONLY if my life depends on it.
e.g. killing a vampire or surrounded by police with guns.
other than that i would enjoy the rest of immortality with humans.
better yet ally myself with a slayer without revealing true identity
Rogue Jedi
Until I slay you

StarCraft2
come and try ill turn u into a werewolf with my saliva/rabies
Rogue Jedi
How can you do that when I've slain you?

StarCraft2
my saliva into your eye ball... cuz u forgot your eye goggles
Rogue Jedi
Nuh uh, I force pushed away the saliva
HA.
StarCraft2
rofl gg then

Rogue Jedi
haermm PWNED!!!!!
Grate the Vraya
I never forget my goggles. I'm like the Kareem Abdul-Jabar of ww/vampy slaying.
Rogue Jedi
I use my mind powers to crush their heads like so:
HY-03vYYAjA
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