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Eli, because of his "handicap" (hehe) gets his full gear; i.e. machete, bow and arrows etc. Riddick gets his full gear. Battle takes place on Eli's scorched Earth at night. Who takes it?

......................................................

Eli.

Bullshit. Riddick has more impressive feats. Energy weapon anyone?

what is riddicks full gear?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what is riddicks full gear?

Every Blade he used in his movies, Necromonger energy gun, and his pure Furyan badassery.

Hand of God > Dude with cool eyes.

Originally posted by marwash22
Hand of God > Dude with cool eyes.

Ah, Eli's "protection." If that applies, then Eli beats anyone, anytime.

i dunno, he did get shot... maybe God was taking a nap during that part of the movie.

Let's get real. Watch Chronicles of Riddick, watch Riddick tear through 60 Necromongers without breaking a sweat, then we'll talk.

Where'd you get 60 from?

I exaggerated. But he killed at least 40, I watched the scene several times once and counted. It was 40ish.

You have a lot of time on your hands my friend lol!

I work nights, babe.

Originally posted by dmills
Eli, because of his "handicap" (hehe) gets his full gear; i.e. machete, bow and arrows etc. Riddick gets his full gear. Battle takes place on Eli's scorched Earth at night. Who takes it?


are you taking a break from the comics v, forum?



gotta go with the bald headed man

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I exaggerated. But he killed at least 40, I watched the scene several times once and counted. It was 40ish.

I watched the same thing and I counted about 23.


Eli wins this because I'm a fanboy of Eli and I'd rather Eli win.

Originally posted by marwash22
i dunno, he did get shot... maybe God was taking a nap during that part of the movie.

All God's plan, so he'd end up where he needed to be at the right time.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I watched the same thing and I counted about 23.


Eli wins this because I'm a fanboy of Eli and I'd rather Eli win.

RJ's counting is questionable.

Not even that, God-factor wins.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I watched the same thing and I counted about 23.


Eli wins this because I'm a fanboy of Eli and I'd rather Eli win.

After many conversations about movies with you, I discredit your whole "I watch a movie once and I remember every detail about it forever." I lost count how many times you forgot shit or remembered incorrectly.

This is the part where you flex your E brain and sound all smart and stuff, but deep down you know I am right.

If all else fails, watch the scene again, closely, even in slo mo. I counted around 30 at regular speed, 40ish in slo mo.

Eli

Originally posted by Robtard
RJ's counting is questionable.

Not even that, God-factor wins. Eli's protection beats anything. He could have taken on the entire Jedi order and won.

Skills alone, Riddick stomps him into oblivion.

Eli > Live action Riddick

Eli < Dark Fury Riddick.

CGI Riddick would pwn Eli...well, because he's CGI Riddick

Live action Riddick pwns Eli with his energy weapon.

Na, dude.

Divine Protection > Your man-crush on Riddick. Sorry.

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, dude.

Divine Protection > Your man-crush on Riddick. Sorry.

Divine protection pwns anything. Eli could take on McClane, King Kong, Riddick, Godzilla and Mothra and never break a sweat.

I thought we were talking skill here.

Refresh my memory, since I have only seen TCOR only once: What energy weapon?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Divine protection pwns anything. Eli could take on McClane, King Kong, Riddick, Godzilla and Mothra and never break a sweat.

I thought we were talking skill here.

Eli's skills come from God, it's a package deal.

Originally posted by Robtard
Eli's skills come from God, it's a package deal.

Doubtful. If so, then he should be banned from the MVF.

Wait, OP did not specify that Eli was "protecting the book." He has no protection here.


Hopefully Riddick'll be wearing protection as he buries his cock balls deep in Eli's ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Doubtful. If so, then he should be banned from the MVF.

Wait, OP did not specify that Eli was "protecting the book." He has no protection here.

Hopefully Riddick'll be wearing protection as he buries his cock balls deep in Eli's ass.

Then he's just a blind-man, so it's a spite thread.

That or you can just accept Riddick loses here, I know it's hard for you.

By that rational, if Eli should be banned from MVF threads, then so should every other bad ass character with cosmic/divine powers.

Originally posted by Robtard
Then he's just a blind-man, so it's a spite thread.

That or you can just accept Riddick loses here, I know it's hard for you.

Riddick loses to a shitload of combatants, dude. Frankie say relax.


Then Eli is either a God, or a helpless cripple.

Originally posted by Impediment
By that rational, if Eli should be banned from MVF threads, then so should every other bad ass character with cosmic/divine powers. If they are literally protected by God against attack, yes.

In my haste to post what I initially thought would have been a helluva fight, I didn't even think to account for Eli's implied divine protection. I'll have to think of a happy median (medium?).

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
After many conversations about movies with you, I discredit your whole "I watch a movie once and I remember every detail about it forever." I lost count how many times you forgot shit or remembered incorrectly.

A personal attack? ZOMG! That was not expected.

How many times had that happened? Maybe 2...3 times?

You mean you can't count to 3?

Yeah, you bring up movies that I saw in the late 80s, early 90s, that I saw once, and expect me to remember a saying because you love the film so much.


Discredit away.


And how many times have I remembered something from a film that I saw once that you saw multiple times, but you didn't have a clue? Now, that's truly a "lost count" moment.



Here's something on topic from the very scene you are also wrong on: you remembered incorrectly from the Chronicles of Riddick: you said he got shot by a blast, and I said he used a body to block it. I've seen the movie once, you multiple times. You were wrong.




Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is the part where you flex your E brain and sound all smart and stuff, but deep down you know I am right.

Right, cause Riddick killed 40 guys with his knife, uber fast, right?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If all else fails, watch the scene again, closely, even in slo mo. I counted around 30 at regular speed, 40ish in slo mo.

Watch it again count how many Riddick actually killed.

Originally posted by dadudemon
A personal attack? ZOMG! That was not expected.

How many times had that happened? Maybe 2...3 times?

You mean you can't count to 3? Personal attack? How so? I'm just stating facts.

Your hair is black. Your name has seven letters. You like bewbz. See? All facts. Nothing personal about it, I just realized that your memory sucks when it comes to movies.

Example.


OK now you're really full of shit, example.

Thought not. You're just lashing out because I stated an observation, TwiBoy.

Khayman, "She" facepalm




I most certainly never said Riddick was shot, Riddick used the Necro to block the direct force of the shot, he was hit by the concussion.

Douche. Don't be one.






Riddick killed 40ish guys with multiple knives, with the energy gun, with his hands. There were three where he was swinging Kyra around, if you want to discount those 3, fine, 37ish.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Personal attack? How so? I'm just stating facts.

Your hair is black. Your name has seven letters. You like bewbz. See? All facts. Nothing personal about it, I just realized that your memory sucks when it comes to movies.

Actually, it's the exact opposite. You know this as fact. But, instead, you pretend it's not true because your ego was hurt when I called our your b.s. 40 number...a number that was already called into question in another thread over a year ago.

If you actually had a good enough memory, you would have recognized that argument and dropped it.

But, keep in mind, I'm the one with a bad memory.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Example.


OK now you're really full of shit, example.

Thought not. You're just lashing out because I stated an observation, TwiBoy.

Khayman, "She" facepalm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Let's se, who has the worst memory....Here we go!!!


I said:



You replied with this:



You referred to Khayman as a SHE, TWICE. This, after bragging how you read the Vampire chronicles cover to cover. A characters sex? That's not something you forget.

So I replied with this:

I'm glad you decided to go down this path.


Are you prepared for this humaliation:


Example:

Laugh it up fuzzball.

You said it was furball.

It was not.

It occurred near the top of a page in a thread, in the OTF, around 2 years ago, and it included, just a bout, a three way conversation between you, Billie, and I.

Han Solo, one of your favorite characters, giving a memorable quote, and you got it wrong and I got it right. How many times have I seen ESB? Twice. How many times have you seen it? I have nooooo idea....but it is definitely more than a dozen times.

Another example: I had to almost beat it into your head clip in the Big Lewbowski, I was referring to, when I said the "fat-man skip." You had no clue what I was talking about and I had to replay the scene, verbally, several times until you finally "remembered." You didn't actually remember, though, you just said you did, watched the movie later on that week, and when we spoke of the movie again, your remembrance of the scene improved greatly.

The second time we spoke about that film, which is after you had watched it again, you misquoted back the scene Walter is beating the shit out of the Vette. You said, "watch what happens, Larry, when you **** a stranger in the ass." I corrected you, and you quickly played it off.

How many times had you watched The Big Lewbowski at the point? A dozen?

There are dozens of situations and scenarios from the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy of numerous occasions I had to remind you of conversations and events that occurred.

To actually answer your question, I didn't even read your entire post. You see, I am so arrogant that I know what someone is going to say without having to read their entire post. It works 99/100 times. I didn't even bother reading beyond the first few words as it was a waste of time (it really was, because the only thing off was a gender reference that I would have picked up on had I read your entire post). I could have sworn it was going to be more Akasha nut swinging, so I referenced a text message conversation that you and I had so you would stop with the BS. Forgive me for not giving a shit about your character name drops because I was being arrogant again? Also, you can call b.s. on what I just told you, but I've already said that I do that on KMC no less than twice, already.


Also, if by bragging about reading Rice's books, you mean this:

John:
"Dude you are a twif*g. Dont deny it."

Dom:
...
"I read all four books."

John:
"Aaaahahahahaaa youre a twif*g!"

Dom:
"I also read Anne Rice's books: does that make me a Rice f*g?"

"I also read the bible, multiple times: does that make me a Jesus f*g?"

John:
"Nah because jesus is epic pwnage. He is the man. Twilight is epic gayness. Anne rices vamps are better in every way.

Dom:
"You won't ever hear talking about how good of a writer Stephanie Meyer is, but you will hear m state that Anne Rice is one of my favorite authors. That doesn't change the fact that I remember lots of shit and can answer questions about something I read."


It would seem you either:

a) Did not remember our conversation.

or

b) Did not understand the context.


Let me put it in simpler words for you:

If having read the books makes me a Twif*g, despite my thoughts on Stephanie Meyer as a writer, then I'm an even bigger Rice f*g because I actually enjoyed her writing style, far more than Meyer's. I read Meyer's books, so I can answer question about the books: that does not mean that I am a rabid fan.

And, it's impossible for me to "lash-out" when I haven't even "lashed-out" up to the point in my post that you quoted.

Indeed, I ignored the name dropping, didn't even read your entire post, and went straight for the paraphrase. But, of course, you, having a poor memory, did not see the reference, at all.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I most certainly never said Riddick was shot, Riddick used the Necro to block the direct force of the shot, he was hit by the concussion.

Douche. Don't be one.

Oh really?

You do remember me rubbing it in your face, on the phone, when I showed you were Riddick did NOT take a direct hit by one of those blasts, right? Remember you had me believing that he took a direct blast whereas others, including the obviously "more-durable-than-humans" necromongers were getting their flesh destroyed by the energy guns? Then, after finding a clip, I called your bullshit and showed you that Riddick grabbed a body to stop the blast? Of course you don't remember that because it isn't convenient to your argument. Even if you did remember that, you wouldn't admit it.

Luckily, I have proof that you were using that line of reasoning, in a thread, until I "confronted" you about that feat, off KMC:



This post can be found, here:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=518736&pagenumber=4




There are several that he doesn't even kill, and you're counting those. He just knocks them around or throws them.

How many did he ACTUALLY kill (relative to the movie, of course)?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Example two?



This little exchange:

I said:



You said:




I replied with this:







Your reply? Sheer arrogance:



My reply to that? Epic pwnage. Ass rape:




Result?

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/PWNED_.jpg




Well.......What say you now? Hmm? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?


I haven't had a chance to reply to that, yet, as you have waaaaay more free time than I do.


Why didn't you post the rest of what Carlisle said in that same paragraph? Oh, I know, it puts things into perspective and it shows that you are taking things out of context.


Fact: Carlisle's father was part of the Clergy.
Fact: Most Christians believe that we all fall short of the glory. We are all damned unless we confess, believe, and live that Christ is the Savior and through him is eternal salvation, bla bla bla.
Fact: Shortly after Carlisle saying, "By all accounts, we're damned regardless. But I hope, maybe foolishly, that we'll get some measure of credit for trying."
Fact: Carlisle goes on to say that there's no way someone as good as Edward cannot have a form of heaven. Here it is:




So, wait a minute, what was Carlisle talking about?

"By all ACCOUNTS, we're damned regardless." (emphasis added)


Is it possible that you had a minor reading comprehension problem? Is it possible that you did not understand that Carlisle was referring to the common human opinion of vampires' after-life fate, rather than his own personal belief? Oh, wait, he was. If you had read the book, you would know that his father was a vampire hunter and preached that Vampires were damned creatures, bla bla bla. Conversation is far more in context when you have the information before and after that statement.

Carlisle says, "If I believed as he does..." and that's it. The end. Lights out. You're wrong.

Nice try, wiggle boy, but you've only proven my point, further.



Carlisle believes in heaven for vampires that do good and make a real effort to be good: Edward does not. That's the end of that discussion.

You've been, I'll use the old school term, owned so horribly on this point, it's beyond absurd. You've been caught editing out portions of what you quoted, just to be right. I don't know why, but you thought that I actually would not notice? You thought that, somehow, my memory would fail me and I wouldn't remember any of the conversation that took place before and after the piece you quoted?

You really should apologize for trying to be the deceitful. That was quite dishonest.

Regardless, enough of the original context is in the quote, anyway, to prove yourself wrong.




Edit - talking about his has reminded me that I need to pwn your ass in that Riddick vs. Preston thread. I still haven't replied to your last long ass post from back in October.

I've got to post a reply to inimalist on a fitness post I made, via youtube, I've got to reply to inimalist on a global warming post. I've got to rely to inimalist on a phantom pain post, I've got to reply to Asnter on a rectangular cuboid post. I've got to explain to Bardock what fulfilling the law means. And, finally, I've got to make a youtube vid and post it of Kramer's anger. These are all the things that I need to do, said I would do, and have not forgotten about.



BTW, you're still my boy and I think you're good people, John. Remember, blue in the face. This shit stays in the threads, but not when we do real life stuff. Aight?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Actually, it's the exact opposite. You know this as fact. But, instead, you pretend it's not true because your ego was hurt when I called our your b.s. 40 number...a number that was already called into question in another thread over a year ago.

If you actually had a good enough memory, you would have recognized that argument and dropped it.

But, keep in mind, I'm the one with a bad memory.

I gotcha, "No, you!!!" right?





Wow, are you serious?
Fur...Fuzz......Yeah, they're totally different!!!!!

So, because I appreciate the entire film, and forgot how John Goodman WALKED for half a second, your memory is better than mine? Get a grip, dude.

Complete and utter bullshit. Quit making shit up to make yourself look better.

Dodgeball!!!!




You know full well I am kidding with that shit. Stop acting like I stole your lunch money.

TwiTwink. Gay vampire lover.


See?



You called Khayman a "she", TWICE. That wasn't a mistake, that was you not knowing what the hell you are talking about. Stop playing dodgeball, you're caught.

Wow, epic butthurt is epic. I need a grain of salt.


I remember fine, you just can't admit when you're wrong. I thought AC's ego was big, you got him beat by miles, hun.




No you!!!! Did I get that right?





He did shoot him. He shot both of them. Riddick was not hit full force by the energy blast, he was hit by the concussive wave. That's what I meant, I explained it to you thoroughly. Guess you forgot that, didncha?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I haven't had a chance to reply to that, yet, as you have waaaaay more free time than I do. Not for much longer, I got word today.


Because it doesn't matter. You claimed he didn't say it. I proved it. You're wrong, I'm right. End of story.


Neat.

Wriggle boy, now THAT'S funny.



Carslile is wrong, dude. Vampires are dead, dead things have no souls. Next question.

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa look at you, were you touching yourself as you typed that?







Everyone paying attention? This is DDM's usual last line of defense. Finger pointing and shifting of blame, false accusations. And he's GOOD at it.




Pwned me how? You pwned shit, that thread is WAY over.

Then go do them, *****.





You think I forgot that?

Now go fap to Ed Cullen, twifag.

BTW, I was VERY clear when I explained that Faako shot both of them, that Riddick lived because the Necro he used as a shield took the brunt of the blast.

You were all "No no no!!! Aaaaahahahaaa wheeeee!!!" As I was saying this.

I lost count of how many times I was talking about a scene from a movie we both saw and you were like "uummmmm..." And I would say "Dude, how can you not remember this?" All you had to offer was more "Uuuuuuummmmmmmmm.........."

It took you a full minute to realize who I mean when I was talking about Jett Zukasa. You were, once again, "Uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm...." It was only when I sighed and explained it was the padawan who was killed as Bail Organa watched that you got it.

This is what I mean when I say your movie memory is far from perfect.


BTW: Saying Khayman is a "she", twice, trumps me saying "furball."

Eli doesn't have any skill. All his martial arts abilities are a byproduct of God's will. Even if you take away his protection from harm, his mastery in fighting is still due to God's will so he would never lose a h2h fight.

Not against Riddick he wouldn't. Riddick had more impressive screen feats. wiki "Furyan", read up on Riddicks race of people.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I gotcha, "No, you!!!" right?

Silly RJ. That 'rebuttal' only works if that's the only thing conveyed. That wasn't, at all.

In other words, I hit the nail on the head.





Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
IWow, are you serious?
Fur...Fuzz......Yeah, they're totally different!!!!!

It's important because you tried to correct me over it after I posted it. I knew you wouldn't remember that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ISo, because I appreciate the entire film, and forgot how John Goodman WALKED for half a second, your memory is better than mine? Get a grip, dude.

hahahahahaha

That's awesome. You fell into the trap.


So, basically, your entire original point fails, horribly.


Cept, it's even better, for me: you expect me to remember little B.S. items like that from movies that I've watched over 7 years (and sometimes over 15 years) ago, when I've seem the once and you've seen them multiple times and recently, but if I try to call the same thing out, on you, for a movie that you've watched a sh*tload of times, it doesn't count. That's called hypocritical and having a double standard.

You should avoid these games with me, RJ, as I don't like to pwn you with these games. It's painful to watch.


Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
IComplete and utter bullshit. Quit making shit up to make yourself look better.

lol!

Let's start down the list, and not in chronological order:

You said that Anakin started to turn to the dark side, in Episode 3. I corrected and said that it was technically episode 2 when he killed the Sand people, and then I added that you could go further and say it was in episode 1 when he was taken from his mother.

When we were discussing whether or not a lightsaber could damage or cut through adamantium, you didn't know what droidekas were, and what neimoidians were.

You had no idea what I was referring to when I said that Mace said that the "chosen one" is supposed to bring balance to the force and I had to remind you of the scene where Yoda and Mace were talking about that. You can call that a small petty thing, but that's a pretty dang important plot point for the entire PT.

Aaaannd I can't think of any others, at the moment. However, there were dozens of things, just like that. I can't be expected to remember every last IM, post, text message, or telephone conversation just to help you remember sh*t.


Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
IDodgeball!!!!

Sorry, mate, but that's how I roll. That's not the first time I've skipped over most of the contents in a post and went straight to posting a reply, nor will it be the last time. It WILL happen again, and on multiple occasions.

But, can you blame me for skipping most of that post when every other post you made on it was "Akasha burns them from the sky" or something like it?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
IYou know full well I am kidding with that shit. Stop acting like I stole your lunch money.

TwiTwink. Gay vampire lover.

See?

Regardless, it certainly makes things much more clear that I was not bragging about having read Rice's books. What you consider a joke, others may not.





Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
IYou called Khayman a "she", TWICE. That wasn't a mistake, that was you not knowing what the hell you are talking about. Stop playing dodgeball, you're caught.

I love it. The only time you think you've got me being wrong, it's a case of me skipping over your post rather than reading it because you are and were a broken record. Sue me.

I admit, I incorrectly referenced that person's gender, but only because I didn't even read that far into your post.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
IWow, epic butthurt is epic. I need a grain of salt.

lol!


You do know that you're picking apart a text message conversation that we already had, right?


Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I remember fine, you just can't admit when you're wrong. I thought AC's ego was big, you got him beat by miles, hun.

How many times are you going to repeat that despite me admitting I was wrong many times since the last time you said that to me?

I'll give you a hint, it was about 8 months ago when you said that to me, last time.






Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No you!!!! Did I get that right?

What? That doesn't even apply to what you quoted.

facepalm





Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He did shoot him. He shot both of them. Riddick was not hit full force by the energy blast, he was hit by the concussive wave. That's what I meant, I explained it to you thoroughly. Guess you forgot that, didncha?

You did not explain that to me, thoroughly. You said he was hit with a shot, wasn't damaged by it, and tried to pass it off as a durability feat. I called your B.S., on the phone.

I remember it like it was yesterday: I was driving home from school, in the evening, far left lane, on I-40. As soon as I called your B.S., you immediately tried to play it off and said that it's still a durability feat because the concussive blast launched Riddick many yards.

You are doing 2 things right now: You forgot completely that I called out your B.S.

You remember this but are lying to try and save face.


Oh well, doesn't matter: no amount of backtracking will change the fact that I have evidence of your line of reasoning, which changed after our phone conversation. heh heh heh heh You can pretend not to remember that convo, all you want: I have teh evidences! WEEEE!

Bewbz. I win the internetz.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You were all "No no no!!! Aaaaahahahaaa wheeeee!!!" As I was saying this.

I lost count of how many times I was talking about a scene from a movie we both saw and you were like "uummmmm..." And I would say "Dude, how can you not remember this?" All you had to offer was more "Uuuuuuummmmmmmmm.........."

It took you a full minute to realize who I mean when I was talking about Jett Zukasa. You were, once again, "Uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm...." It was only when I sighed and explained it was the padawan who was killed as Bail Organa watched that you got it.

This is what I mean when I say your movie memory is far from perfect.


BTW: Saying Khayman is a "she", twice, trumps me saying "furball."

I'm really bad with names. You know this. I'm, literally, a retard with names. If you would have said "that kid padawan that kicked some clone trooper *ss" I would have known who you were talking about, immediately. How dare you use me retardeness against me in a debate. HOW DARE YOU!

Well, only if I wasn't paying attention to the post what the Akaksha versus Khayman really matter. It wasn't a case of me forgetting something from the books: it was a case of me ignoring your post.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bewbz. I win the internetz.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bewbz. I win the internetz.

Okay, you win. I'll concede the points.



You win the Riddick shot fired thing.

Carlisle believes vamps are damned.

I was paying attention to your post but I remembered characters from the book incorrectly and called him a she.




I know it's just threads, but it is soooooo hard to even joke about these things. I absolutely do not want to concede that Riddick being shot, though, as I was rather enjoyed pwning you on that point...but, for the sake of not have an AC type debate, I'll drop it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Okay, you win. I'll concede the points.



You win the Riddick shot fired thing.

Carlisle believes vamps are damned.

I was paying attention to your post but I remembered characters from the book incorrectly and called him a she.




I know it's just threads, but it is soooooo hard to even joke about these things. I absolutely do not want to concede that Riddick being shot, though, as I was rather enjoyed pwning you on that point...but, for the sake of not have an AC type debate, I'll drop it.

You don't have to "concede" anything. One of the things I like about you is that you aren't an automaton, you form an opinion, and, until proven otherwise, you stick to it.

Your arrogance interferes with your clear thinking here. It's like there's a small part of you that needs to show everyone how smart you are. Get rid of it, it's ****ing annoying.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Your arrogance interferes with your clear thinking here. It's like there's a small part of you that needs to show everyone how smart you are. Get rid of it, it's ****ing annoying.

But I don't need to do that and I don't feel a need to do that. The only thing I was trying to do is get you to finally admit that you're blinded by your twi-hate.

I hate it when you two fight, you're such a cute couple .

Rogue Jedi and Dadudemon:

Quit your silly back and forth arguing about who did what when and get back on topic! Christ on his cross! Is it so hard to take such discussions to PM Land?

Any more bickering like this will be met with a warning.

Originally posted by dadudemon
But I don't need to do that and I don't feel a need to do that. The only thing I was trying to do is get you to finally admit that you're blinded by your twi-hate. I asked Rob to send me the movies on dvd. Go ahead, ask him.

Hate to post off-topic after Imp's recent request, but I feel I need to specify that I don't own the Twilight films and that RJ is a sissy-boy for wanting them.

*points and laughs* Sissy-boy.

Originally posted by Impediment
Rogue Jedi and Dadudemon:

Quit your silly back and forth arguing about who did what when and get back on topic! Christ on his cross! Is it so hard to take such discussions to PM Land?

Any more bickering like this will be met with a warning.

This worked itself out.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hate to post off-topic after Imp's recent request, but I feel I need to specify that I don't own the Twilight films and that RJ is a sissy-boy for wanting them.

*points and laughs* Sissy-boy. The movies aren't that bad if you can ignore Edward's emo behavior and the whole sparkly thing.

See, DDM? No Twihate.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The movies aren't that bad if you can ignore Edward's emo behavior and the whole sparkly thing.

See, DDM? No Twihate.

Nah, the first one is bad, dude. It's got an okay story and it does well to stay true to the book (cept it jumbles up the chronology of some of the scenes and has to cut out a lot to fit into the film). It even had gratutious amounts of direct book to movie quotes, which was cool.


The second one wasn't that bad, at all. If I had never heard of the Twilight books or movies, and watched the second one, I would think it wasn't that bad minus a few minor complaints. I'd probably give it a 7 out of 10. However, I am aware of the twi-hate and am a contributor, myself, so I am probably more critical than I should be..

Back to the thread,

Riddick killed about 23 men (and that's reaching as lots of those knife wounds were very superficial) and knocked out maybe 10 others.

How long was that scene? I seems like it lasted about 2 minutes.


In a bladed fight, I've got to give it to Eli, hands down. Eli is more of a martial artist and he uses others on thrusts/power against them. He also seems quicker than Riddick. I'd see Riddick cut to pieces, very quickly, in a blade fight.



H2H, HA! No contest.

There was one fight scene in 'The Book of Eli' that suffered from being too respectful of real life. The scene I'm referring to, is the one where he is surrounded and there are what, 10 guys? He decapitates at least 3 of them but it's so quick that we can't really appreciate it. I had to slow-mo it just to notice heads were being cut off.

Mhm, and Riddick woulda taken them just as easily. Unarmed.

lulz. i dont think so, buddy. The guys all had weapons. No way in hell Riddick beats them all, unarmed, without getting gutted or knocked out.

Bullshit, Riddick took on Necromongers armed with GUNS, dude. Wave after wave of them.

huh? video, please.

Necromongers were also pretty much just running into him like morons for the slaughter.

Yeah, and watch the guys as they step up to Eli. Dumbasses.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, and watch the guys as they step up to Eli. Dumbasses.

The guys he fights under the overpass? At least they tried to attack with their weapons.

Originally posted by marwash22
i dunno, he did get shot... maybe God was taking a nap during that part of the movie. He only got shot after he gave up "The Book". He turned his back on his mission and God's word.

Originally posted by Robtard
The guys he fights under the overpass? At least they tried to attack with their weapons. Reminded me of a Bruce Lee fight.