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riddick has crashed landed on earth some how time traveled to the 90's.. species chick has escaped and is running through the woods near the where riddick has landed trying to escape.

she senses that riddick as not fully human and wants to mate with him.. riddick normally wouldnt mind but she has turned into her alien form..

riddick: look lady i aint one to turn down a free ride but you just aint my type,, back off b4 you get hurt.


http://www.sciencefictionmuseum.org/Images/Movie%20Posters/Species%20II.jpg

weapons?

his standard knives..

This guy: http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/rdavy.jpg


Took Sil out with a pistol and grenade launcher. Riddick rapes her.

and a team can we apply his success to riddick

bcAivP8Okk4

Any questions?

no. i hate you..

I know.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
riddick: look lady i aint one to turn down a free ride but you just aint my type,, back off b4 you get hurt. yo, if you say this in your head using Vin's voice, it's hilarious.

As for the matchup, i need to watch some Species clips, i haven't seen the movie/s in ages.

Originally posted by marwash22
yo, if you say this in your head using Vin's voice, it's hilarious.

As for the matchup, i need to watch some Species clips, i haven't seen the movie/s in ages. Just watch the vid I posted. Sil would get raped against those things.

i already did when i wrote it..

Riddick: no, means no..

You keep what you kill.

the bald headed man wins again

Kojak isn't in this thread, Brucey.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Kojak isn't in this thread, Brucey.

i know but sometimes i refer to riddick as the bald headed man..

I know, just being an ass.

Ah, good to dust off "Dark Fury" when the need to have Riddick win arises. Completely different character than the Riddick in PB and COR, totally fantasied to ludicrous levels in DF.

Not needed, his feats in PB and COR should be enough. Sil was nowhere as strong as a raptor.

This is true, movie-Riddick would likely win, even with just a pair of knives.

But your man-rush on Riddick made you go Dark Fury from the start, can't take chances.

It's a feature film, and the OP never specified.

i didnt think i had to. i still hate you.

No you dont.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's a feature film, and the OP never specified.

That portrays a completely different character in way over-stylized fashion, even the regular humans were super.

You'd go bottom and ass-2-mouth for Riddick. /fact

Same as you would do for McClane.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Same as you would do for McClane.

Apples to toasters.

Originally posted by Robtard
Apples to toasters. Nah, same thing. Thing is, Riddick would pwn McClane all day every day.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, same thing. Thing is, Riddick would pwn McClane all day every day.

Nah, dude. My McClane thing is jest, you actually do have a man-crush on Riddick, see.

Riddick with his weapon of choice vs McClane and his weapon of choice? McClane wins, via bullet to the head.

H2H, sure, Riddick.

K.

Glad we're in agreement.

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So we're not in agreement? If so, which parts?

You're saying I would literally let Riddick cornhole me. I'd rather die. I'd rather eat your corn laden shit. I'd rather let DDM piss in my mouth.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You're saying I would literally let Riddick cornhole me. I'd rather die. I'd rather eat your corn laden shit. I'd rather let DDM piss in my mouth.

Ok, that part was mostly a joke. Relax, guy.

Glad we agree on everything else.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ok, that part was mostly a joke. Relax, guy.

Glad we agree on everything else.

I agree that Riddick rapes Sil. I'm perfectly calm, dude.

Take it easy with the pics with excessive swear words, RJ. It's bad ju-ju.

Oh shit haermm my bad.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You're saying I would literally let Riddick cornhole me. I'd rather die. I'd rather eat your corn laden shit. I'd rather let DDM piss in my mouth.

Though I don't buy that "I'd rather die" bit, that's just you man-puffing.

If Riddick was in front of you and said "Johnny-boy, it's either your blood on my knife or your shit on my (rid)dick.", you'd bend and spread.

Actually I'd fight him. I would lose, but I would fight him, same as you prolly would.

why you lyin?

Dude, Riddick would kill you with an air fart. Stop it.

yeh, but i would at least put up a fight.

And you'd lose. Badly. I'd fight too, and I'd lose badly.

see you're lyin again. we both know you put up as much of a fight as Richard simmons in a prison shower.

K.

that means none..baha