Darth Jello
Just thought of something. Every major marvel team has some story of some possible future in which mutants are enslaved or apocalypse rules the earth or Galactus comes and eats the planet or some such shit. I was thinking about it and how is any of this possible if every villain or army of sentinels or alien invader is eventually going to come up against Doreen Green, the Squirrel Girl. You know, the jailbait teen who's powers include nut flavored kisses and somehow manages to make Dr. Doom shit his pants and and beat down Giganto, The Mandarin, and Thanos without breaking a sweat? Even the big crossover events suffer from this lapse in logic. Did Wolverine really have to run around and form a small posse when he could've just asked Squirrel Girl to rip Romulus' balls off? Couldn't she have single-handedly taken MGH off the street? Couldn't she defeat Norman Osborne and The Void by herself?
The only logical conclusion I can think of is that she's the territorial type and only patrols the great lakes.
The only logical conclusion I can think of is that she's the territorial type and only patrols the great lakes.