Rules of Survival

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That ACDC Chick
when the world all goes to hell in the zombie apocalypse, or any other kind of apocalypse, and youre left alive, what would be your main rules of survival?

immaturerainbow
EVERY MAN FOR HIS/HERSELF. Kill anyone that has been bitten or is a bit..off.

I'm prepared, this stuff is going to happen. I just know it.

Wild Shadow
stayin alive. rule number one.
repopulate the world, might head down to florida. shifty

That ACDC Chick
Trust, but not too easily
Don't waste ammo
Kill it before it kills you
Look for signs of any kind
Always check the backseat
Shotgun Rain, always
Always look on the bright side of life
Know where you're going
Have a plan
Take a breather every once in a while
Never give up

mikeydude
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Trust, but not too easily
Don't waste ammo
Kill it before it kills you
Look for signs of any kind
Always check the backseat
Shotgun Rain, always
Always look on the bright side of life
Know where you're going
Have a plan
Take a breather every once in a while
Never give up
Double tap, *****!

Wild Shadow
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That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by mikeydude
Double tap, *****!
with a properly aimed shotgun rain, there aint no need for Double Tap wink

Wild Shadow
i probably just shoot anyone that crosses me.. bam!! how you know he was a zombie?! a what now?!

That ACDC Chick
How could you tell he was a zombie?!
He was a zombie???

Robtard
You're all wrong and would die, guns run out of bullets; your foot doesn't. Roundhouse-rain FTW.

Wild Shadow
i might get distracted and possibly bitten by the hooker zombies..

hopefully i'll have some one to scratch that itch b4 i let a zombie hooker distract me.

mikeydude
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
with a properly aimed shotgun rain, there aint no need for Double Tap wink
Nope, you never know. Always double tap.

That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Robtard
You're all wrong and would die, guns run out of bullets; your foot doesn't. Roundhouse-rain FTW.
or a machete... or a crowbar... or a sledgehammer
or the butt of the freaking gun
EDIT-besides, feet and legs can get bitten, then youd be a zombie no expression

immaturerainbow
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
stayin alive. rule number one.
repopulate the world, might head down to florida. shifty

Florida sucks.
.__.

Wild Shadow
i wouldnt be headin to florida for the scenery

Robtard
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
or a machete... or a crowbar... or a sledgehammer
or the butt of the freaking gun

EDIT-besides, feet and legs can get bitten, then youd be a zombie no expression

Those can all slip and be lost.

With a properly aimed roundhouse-rain, there's no need to fear a bite.

immaturerainbow
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i wouldnt be headin to florida for the scenery

I mean, around where I live, I would die real fast if the Zombies attacked.

Wild Shadow
stock up on plenty of fire works and you'll be fine.

besides we all need hope.

That ACDC Chick
go to the BP oil spill in a little boat, let the zombies chase you, then light their asses on fire!!! evil face

That ACDC Chick
Originally posted by Robtard
Those can all slip and be lost.

With a properly aimed roundhouse-rain, there's no need to fear a bite.
well, whatever floats your boat, go with it
ill stick with shotguns and crowbars and you use your feet like that one dude off of One Piece stick out tongue

Robtard
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
well, whatever floats your boat, go with it
ill stick with shotguns and crowbars and you use your feet like that one dude off of One Piece stick out tongue

Chuck Norris.

That ACDC Chick
like i said, whatever floats your boat

Wild Shadow
water buoyancy and happy thoughts

That ACDC Chick
i thought the proper answer was bewbz confused

Robtard
C. Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick someone in the back of their face. /fact

That ACDC Chick
i wanna meet Mr. Norris and ask him what he thinks about all these facts about him haermm

Wild Shadow
he lost his power when he shook my hand.. i am the only chuck left.

he laughed and found them funny.. we actually teased him.

Amazing Vrayo!!
Originally posted by immaturerainbow
I mean, around where I live, I would die real fast if the Zombies attacked. Do you live in the northern swampy part of Florida?

immaturerainbow
Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
Do you live in the northern swampy part of Florida? Ehhh...swampy? I think.

Wherever Ocala is located. Haha.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
when the world all goes to hell in the zombie apocalypse, or any other kind of apocalypse, and youre left alive, what would be your main rules of survival?

Find a safe, secure place to live
Find as many weapons as you can
Find food
Sleep

mikeydude
Hibernation?

Rogue Jedi
mhm.

Amazing Vrayo!!
Originally posted by immaturerainbow
Ehhh...swampy? I think.

Wherever Ocala is located. Haha. Yeah, North Florida isn't swampy, I guess, but it's just like a lot more humid than South Florida, but you would know that. You're giving Wild Shadow waaaaay too much location information by the way.

Wild Shadow
nonsense.. whats the cross street? ninja to catch a predator better be on their toes.. laughing

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
Yeah, North Florida isn't swampy, I guess, but it's just like a lot more humid than South Florida, but you would know that. You're giving Wild Shadow waaaaay too much location information by the way. Houston, Texas, NW side.



Wuuuuuuuuuuuut?

Amazing Vrayo!!
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Houston, Texas, NW side.



Wuuuuuuuuuuuut? WS isn't interested in you because you're over the age of 18.

amnesia
If i where to actually survive, i think i would try get in a boat or something... I guess.


i wouldn't survive though.

steverules_2
Always shoot twice, save the hot girls as long as they aren't bitten/zombified, check the backseat, have a TV with a DVD player a long with a list of zombie movies so I can learn some nice methods from there, find some twinkies, don't shoot the twinkies, find a running machine so I can learn to run better

Rogue Jedi
Just watch Dawn of the Dead. "Just shoot them in the head! They seem to go down permanently if you shoot them in the head. Then, you gotta burn them!"

Bloinky
haha screw roundhouse kick................


JUMP SPIN SIDEKICKS ALL DAY!

Rogue Jedi
Mini gun.

Council#13
Step one - find a way to enslave the zombies.
Step two - there will be no need for a step two.

Wild Shadow
Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
WS isn't interested in you because you're over the age of 18. its not the age its his gender.. smokin'

LLLLLink
Rule #1 - Shoot them in the head.

Rule #2 - Bring a machete. Works better for close encounters.

Rule #3 - Illegal narcotics are now your friends.

Rule #4 - Camp with Claymores.

Rule #5 - Get a dog. Very helpful for alerting you to a zombie breach. Just make sure he is obedient, otherwise you might end up with a zombie-mutt.

Rule #6 - Equip your dog with a self-destruct collar, just in case.

Rule #7 - Drive a truck. Preferably one with a mounted .50 cal.

Rule #8 - If you didn't kill it, don't eat it. You don't want zombie leftovers.

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