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Link from Legend of Zelda tries to ford The River from Oregon Trail.

This is Composite Link.

Can Link pull off what so many pioneers died trying to do, or will he too be crushed by Dysentery?

Link and his entire family dies.

Seriously NemeBro?

Why would you make this spite?

Link is royally f*cked beyond all recognition.

yeah he's f*cked... What about Zora Link though?

Is Composite Link, so he has the mask, but even he cannot ford The River if you ask me. Nothing can.

Then all hope is lost

Would it be more fair if Link had the aid of all of Hyrule?

Though I honestly doubt the Goddesses themselves could ford The River.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Would it be more fair if Link had the aid of all of Hyrule?

Though I honestly doubt the Goddesses themselves could ford The River.

Link would use the Triforce and wish the river away, only to discover that it cannot do such a feat and it shatters upon request.

They cannot. When the flooded the world, they used the water from the rive. And even then the river does not run out and it laughs at their feeble attempts.

Originally posted by linkownsyousobs
Then all hope is lost

It seems The River has conquered another.

Link wears the giant mask and stores the river in his 4 bottles.

The River does not run dry.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The River does not run dry.

In that case. Medallion of Ether. If it can't dry, it can freeze.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
In that case. Medallion of Ether. If it can't dry, it can freeze. The River is stagnant.

It is not a mere physical quantity of water, it is a presence, an omnidimensional construct that has existed since before time immemorial.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The River is stagnant.

It is not a mere physical quantity of water, it is a presence, an omnidimensional construct that has existed since before time immemorial.

Then Link either becomes Zora to make it a stalemate or he just drowns

With the aid of all of Hyrule then they make a human/Hylian bridge and he makes it half way.

He has to ford it. =l

I noticed ScreamPaste has not posted.

What a sissy.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I noticed ScreamPaste has not posted.

What a sissy.
Busy knobbin' yer mawm. estahuh

^ Smelled tasty bait.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Busy knobbin' yer mawm. estahuh I sometimes wish your head was a gerbil.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I sometimes wish your head was a gerbil. So does she, experimental woman.

^ Thread successfully trashed.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So does she, experimental woman. No really.

If it was, I would take it, and dislocate my own jaw, so that the gerbil would be able to sleep soundly in its socket.

Such tender love for rodents is rare. I offer you a tip of the hat, and some mouthwash, incase of feces.

I have crossed this river before. Someone in Link Xat named one of their people MooCow of Justice. I completed the journey as the only survivor, supplied with no more than all the bacon we could carry.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I have crossed this river before. Someone in Link Xat named one of their people MooCow of Justice. I completed the journey as the only survivor, supplied with no more than all the bacon we could carry. You're a liar.

Nope. WaffleZ. Real guy.

NOTHING CAN FORD THE RIVER

INCORRECT! I AM THE RIVER'S SUPERIOR!

You're too heavy and slow.

Fat people float better.

But your amazing cow fat is too dense.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I have crossed this river before. Someone in Link Xat named one of their people MooCow of Justice. I completed the journey as the only survivor, supplied with no more than all the bacon we could carry.


Either you're lying, or the river took pity on your pathetic life.

Also, doubt you got to the end of the game without dysentery. Or getting raped by snakes.

I've never played Oregon trail. Always thought it was stupid.

I have however been a friend's character. And in this game I was the only survivor.

Your character's life was pathetic, so the River took pity on him.

Quite impossible. I had all the bacon I could possibly eat.

Which means you're fat, which means you are pathetic and have no life.


Your character, anyway.

Also quite impossible. Horses do not live forever. At some point, I walked.

Stop lying.

Horses are not immortal, my friend. At least not any of the ones in Oregon Trail.

Neither or moocows, the lowest of farm animals.

Ah, but I, the MooCow of Justice, servant of JUSTICE!, live for an extraordinarily long amount of time.

unless shot... *snipes from a distance*

We Heralds of JUSTICE! are Multiversal level warriors. The powers of each person the light is gifted to differ greatly, but all are mighty.

Bill Cosby's is legit. The one we gave it to comes from the universe where Puddin' Pops are the ultimate power source, and he demonstrates complete control of them. The things he can do with his powers, it's amazing.

The only reason the River let MooCow live is because it's lactose intolerant. It knew what would happen if it engulfed that bovine into its waters so it let that injustical farm animal go

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
We Heralds of JUSTICE! are Multiversal level warriors. The powers of each person the light is gifted to differ greatly, but all are mighty.

Bill Cosby's is legit. The one we gave it to comes from the universe where Puddin' Pops are the ultimate power source, and he demonstrates complete control of them. The things he can do with his powers, it's amazing.

RAGE is moar powerful

Untrue. I do battle with RAGE on a daily basis. It has many soldiers, but no warriors.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Untrue. I do battle with RAGE on a daily basis. It has many soldiers, but no warriors.

Silly man.

RAGE can only be beat by Love and Friendship.

RAGE has plenty of warriors.

Love and Friendship are subsets of JUSTICE!.

Name seven.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Love and Friendship are subsets of JUSTICE!.

Name seven. I NemeBro, am the Demon God Emperor of KMC, and RAGE by default, KMC being the most focused concentration of RAGE in existence.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Love and Friendship are subsets of JUSTICE!.

Name seven.

Wrong.

Love and Friendship > JUSTICE

NemeBro, Dark Kahn, Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield, Chris Benoit, Adolf Hitler, Kratos

Pretty sure all of those are dead, except Neme.

And yes, RAGE can die. Everything can.

Why was Hulk not mentioned?

Or Red Hulk?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Name seven.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rage_%28move%29#Learnset

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Pretty sure all of those are dead, except Neme.

And yes, RAGE can die. Everything can.

Chris Redfield is not dead.

They are dead because they could not control the omnipotent power of RAGE. Even Chris Redfield's tiny bit of RAGE nearly caused him to go an hero.

Rage is different from RAGE. Just as Justice and JUSTICE are different from JUSTICE!.

Chris Redfield is weak.

k.

He'd kick Captain America's ass

Your ass is weak.

Marvel's Captain America or the Herald of JUSTICE! Captain America? Because he would only beat Marvel's.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Marvel's Captain America or the Herald of JUSTICE! Captain America? Because he would only beat Marvel's. Captain America is a punk in any incarnation, and he definately cannot ford The River.

All this talk of RAGE! and JUSTICE! reminds me of Naruto for some reason.

Leave.

NOW.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Marvel's Captain America or the Herald of JUSTICE! Captain America? Because he would only beat Marvel's.

http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np5/gi-mvc3-2.jpg

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Busy knobbin' yer mawm. estahuh

My imaginary sister will not be happy.

Captain America makes The River into his *****. Even I am > this River, and Captain America > Me.

And lul. Chris vs Hulk. Is that from MvC3?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
My imaginary sister will not be happy. Ah, shit.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Captain America makes The River into his *****. Even I am > this River, and Captain America > Me.

And lul. Chris vs Hulk. Is that from MvC3? You're not even>Your sister's cat.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Captain America makes The River into his *****. Even I am > this River, and Captain America > Me.

And lul. Chris vs Hulk. Is that from MvC3?

The River only wants you to think this.

Yes.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Ah, shit.

Gonna need a big bribe to keep me quiet.

I lack a sister, and a cat. We don't like cats. Dogs are infinitely superior.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I lack a sister, and a cat. We don't like cats. Dogs are infinitely superior. Not as superior as your uncle.

Actually I was told my uncle was a great man quite recently. How did you know that?

RAGE KNOWS ALL!!!

JUSTICE! knows more all, because I saw that coming.

Did you see this coming!?

...............................................

BEEF!

For the record RAGE <<<< The Fury.

If Link has beer, he stomps the river.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
For the record RAGE <<<< The Fury.

If Link has beer, he stomps the river.

and a mattress

Originally posted by linkownsyousobs
and a mattress haermm truth. Originally posted by CosmicComet
Gonna need a big bribe to keep me quiet. Do you accept mints? >_>

Originally posted by NemeBro
I NemeBro, am the Demon God Emperor of KMC, and RAGE by default, KMC being the most focused concentration of RAGE in existence.

Pffft. KMC Forums' Sergeant Hatred maybe, certainly not emperor.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I NemeBro, am the Demon God Emperor of KMC, and RAGE by default, KMC being the most focused concentration of RAGE in existence.
You yourself said earlier that the RAGE was dead though. uhuh

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
For the record RAGE <<<< The Fury.
Nah. Fury doesn't even have much of a ring to it.

the ring a word has matters not, the power behind The Fury has been proven. uhuh

And the power behind the Fury is but a poor man's RAGE.

Nah. The Fury has legit feats. It pisses on omniversal beings for lulz.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah. The Fury has legit feats. It pisses on omniversal beings for lulz.

http://www.konami.jp/gs/game/mgs3/english/pic/chara_fury_pic.gif

Not that guy, he's just abusing the name of The Fury. >|

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah. The Fury has legit feats. It pisses on omniversal beings for lulz.
I guess that's true, when you're drunk at least. 131

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
I guess that's true, when you're drunk at least. 131 With "prep" the Fury could solo the entire fictional and IRL omniverses combined.

The Fury, as in the Marvel character?

Was that the reference you were making?

Nah. The Fury as in the truly omnipotent force that pisses on other omnipotent forces, like tier lists.

Is sort of a competitive gamer meme. If you add beer it can solo the fictional omniverse.

I am a competitive gamer and never heard of it.

Granted I am an outdated competitive gamer, still preferring good old fashioned couch gaming.

Eh, it's mostly a smash meme. It's used to explain how people can main bottom tiers, most notably Link in Brawl, and still do ridiculously well considering that fact. (It started with Link mains in melee, Germ specificly coined it, IIRC, then passed it to ArkiveZero who passed it to meh, retired, and tried to take it back. >|) Has spread pretty far, though.

Edit: It's also characterised by unusual amounts of aggro behaviour and dominating the other player.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Eh, it's mostly a smash meme. Then it's useless.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Then it's useless. Neh.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Neh.

Yes

Since nobody gives a shit about any memes originating from online gaming.

Melee has online?

Melee?

Thought you were talking about Brawl.

But offline gaming memes are even worse >=(

link

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Melee?

Thought you were talking about Brawl.

But offline gaming memes are even worse >=( It started during Melee with the Germ, a tournament player who did some srs work.

i said link

I see that.

so link wins

No he doesn't, you're wrong.

Based solely on your opinion he does? Outside the hilarious memetic river's notoriety for murdering entire families, I think Link does too, but you're /kinda/ missing the point of this thread.

You cannot just say one wins and then they do.

There are only two absolutes in this world, nothing can ford The River, and NOTHING can kill The Grimmace.

I crossed this damn river. How many times must I say this?

This River can be conquered, and Link will do it.

What the **** is the Grimmace?

Stop lying Moo.

The Grimmace is the retarded friend of Ronald McDonald, and the most powerful sentient being in existence.