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how much pain have you under gone and tanked through or found out it was your limit..

basically tell me about your worse physical traumatic experience.

Reading your posts.

you ever bn in a car crash? or flipped your bike and squished your nads?

maybe have surgery and wake up, now that would be scary and painful..

maybe train for MA and be beaten and trained old school style with beatings wooden sword beatings

Rolled a van 6 times. Got hit with a tennis racket. Caught my winky in the zipper once.

I don't fight, fighting is for idiots.

Worst I've ever been in was when I woke up in the middle of an operation after I broke my arm. The doctor said that it took five orderlies to hold me down.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Worst I've ever been in was when I woke up in the middle of an operation after I broke my arm. The doctor said that it took five orderlies to hold me down. Did they let you keep the hubcap?



j/k

for some reason i have tanked things that would make ppl scream pass out and wish to die but every time i bn kicked in nuts i fold faster then a lawn chair after a pool party during clean up..

I was pretty chill during my car wreck. Even though my leg was bent up near my head and I had to be cut out of the car. Even then I was cracking jokes with the firemen who were trying to keep me calm/awake. Which was no easy task. Which is probably why the memory of it all is a tad bit hazy. Fun stuff, though.

I had a back injury when I was 21. Worst pain imaginable.

1. Winky caught in zipper......

2. Have my pinky finger and my knuckle reset back into place back doctor.(Loved the adrenaline pumping though...I so wanted to go Dragonball Z on everyone)

3. Waking up from surgery for removal of my wisdom teeth and the drugs were worn off just about and coughing up blood that i swallow during it.

I got hit with cricket ball in the nuts twice in a row, first time it hit me by accident and I fell to my knee's, then as I was getting up someone was like 'I bet I'll miss', threw the ball close range and I got hit again and fell to my knee's and he was all like 'Oh shit I'm sorry!' I think the worste woulda been when I got hit in the nuts with football but it was so cold I didn't feel anything, if I hadn't been numb...I woulda been dead

what i really want is for ppl to describe the sensation of the type of pain they were under at the time..


i know pain is one of those things we cant remember precisely and its just a faded memory but at the time when it does happen while screaming or whatever we could feel and describe the pain in our own mind. so use those memories to help describe what it was like.

i remember when i was having my jaw worked on,, they cut it open and started chipping drilling and scraping it away.. i was under but i wasnt dreaming i wasnt completely unconscious where ppl say they didnt even know who they were that everything was dark and had no self awareness..

i actually could hear the drill the scraping and even the movement of my head as they pressed hard back and fourth causing my head to slide... i could feel the vibrations but i couldnt feel pain just pressure... i could also feel a tear rolling down my eye..

this is what i really wanted to talk about the horror surgery moments..

I've been shot in the neck. There's is no worse pain that I have ever felt.

okay.. describe the pain for us pls... what were you thinking how were you feeling at the time?

Well, I'm ex-military. I was 11B (Light Infantryman Airborne) in the U.S. Army. While on patrol in a run down village in Iraq, we began a fire fight with hostile locals. I was lightly grazed by a bullet, but the impact was so strong that it almost rotated my head 180 degrees. My lieutenant began to administer first aid, and put his fingers INSIDE the wound to see if the jugular was severed. Thankfully, it was not.

My only thoughts were of my life. I mean, people always say that you life will flash before your eyes when in a death situation. They're right. I saw my family, my friends, school, and lots of other things.

Then I blacked out from the pain. It was just too much.

I was transported in a Blackhawk back to camp, and I woke up about three days later in the hospital at Rammstein Air Force Base in Germany. I was given a a light morphine drip for the pain. It was excruciating. The doctors told me how lucky I was that I lived.

was it searing pain? sharp, pulsating raw..was it on fire, did it feel wet? etc etc..

Originally posted by Ax3l
I was pretty chill during my car wreck. Even though my leg was bent up near my head and I had to be cut out of the car. Even then I was cracking jokes with the firemen who were trying to keep me calm/awake. Which was no easy task. Which is probably why the memory of it all is a tad bit hazy. Fun stuff, though. pls describe the sensation of having your leg bend and broken.. was it sharp electric shooting up and pulsating did it feel like ice shards in your veins?

Nah. I've talked about it enough. I surprised that I've said this much about it.

Originally posted by Impediment
Well, I'm ex-military. I was 11B (Light Infantryman Airborne) in the U.S. Army. While on patrol in a run down village in Iraq, we began a fire fight with hostile locals. I was lightly grazed by a bullet, but the impact was so strong that it almost rotated my head 180 degrees. My lieutenant began to administer first aid, and put his fingers INSIDE the wound to see if the jugular was severed. Thankfully, it was not.

My only thoughts were of my life. I mean, people always say that you life will flash before your eyes when in a death situation. They're right. I saw my family, my friends, school, and lots of other things.

Then I blacked out from the pain. It was just too much.

I was transported in a Blackhawk back to camp, and I woke up about three days later in the hospital at Rammstein Air Force Base in Germany. I was given a a light morphine drip for the pain. It was excruciating. The doctors told me how lucky I was that I lived. /thread.

Not unless someone comes a long and says that they got shot in the balls

worse pain that i have felt was getting coagulant shuffed into my vein/artery by the doctor with a Q tip.. felt my veins light on fire and travel into my body as it rushed from the veins through the rest of my body.. it felt like my blood had bn forced toward opposite direction full stop and reverse...after it happen felt a giant relieve almost at piece..

second time was when i was having my face cleaned the raw meat exposed and the antiseptic and scrubbing b4 they started closing me up..

that felt like a wire brush on wet raw sensitive meat, feeling was how it feels when someone pours peroxide, salt and lemon on an open wound.. also a cold breeze hitting the area whcih kinda sooths it but once its gone it picks up again...i wanted to cry my eyes teared up..

I had a hangnail once.

describe the pain.. pls.

It hurt.

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Not that bad.

Any pain is my limit but when my time of month comes I am in alot of pain but I live through it somehow.

this?

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a tricky appendicitis

lol yea like that sometimes!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
a tricky appendicitis can you describe the pain, pls?

I dunno. Felt like my insides were boiling...apparently that was just the appendix rupturing several times and matting to my ileum.

i wanna hear a mother describe the pain of child bearing... i am really interested in that..

My mother says it's like experience your worst pain ever ten fold.

Especially if you don't get the drugs. Poor thing.

i also think we men need to describe what it is like to be kicked in the nads so young girls and women will stop doing that thinking its funny...

fell off a school bus
my ankle twisted to the side and back at the same time, comepletely shattering the bones
underwent two surgeries and was almost commited to an asylum for reasons, im not sure of even to this day

now, i barely feel pain beyond the dull ache in the ankle on my left side
barely flinched while getting my first tattoo
when i get blood drawn i always tell them to aim for the left arm, cause it has easier to find veins and i dont feel the needles

I love having blood drawn. It feels so weird.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I love having blood drawn. It feels so weird.

I second this.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
lol yea like that sometimes! can you pls describe what your menstrual pain, cramps feel like?

You're getting your ****ing jollies off of this, aren't you? You sick freak.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I love having blood drawn. It feels so weird. Originally posted by Ax3l
I second this.
i third it
i got all disappointed when i found out i couldnt donate any blood cause it hadnt been a year since my last tattoo

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
can you pls describe what your menstrual pain, cramps feel like?

Like someone's trying to carve your ovaries out of your stomach using a spoon.

you always say that.. but i dont have ovaries can't relate

its like right below your stomach
it feels more like someones chopping you up with a dull axe

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
its like right below your stomach
it feels more like someones chopping you up with a dull axe
The dull axe bit is spot on.

i always thought it just slid off no real pain involved other then slight discomfort due to being self conscious and whatnot

Well for some women it's worse than others. BC often helps abate the pain.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i always thought it just slid off no real pain involved other then slight discomfort due to being self conscious and whatnot Nah, that's about right. Women can't take pain. You're right about that one.

bro, women can take pain when it counts,, they can be all sissy like but when it comes to birth giving they are champs..

they go from alfred to batman.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Like someone's trying to carve your ovaries out of your stomach using a spoon. EW.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Nah, that's about right. Women can't take pain. You're right about that one.
so if i push you down a flight of steps and you break your neck, itll just tickle?

depends if the fall severed or damage the nerves..

its a flight of stairs
of course thats gonna damage something
especially if you break your neck

if he broke his neck and damaged the nerves it could very well just tickle...

facepalm

Sprained ankle.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i also think we men need to describe what it is like to be kicked in the nads so young girls and women will stop doing that thinking its funny...

I think having a child and having cramps is worst then getting kick there.For one thing it only lasts I am sure for alittle bit.We have five to six days and for childbirth nine months.

Hot cheeto shits.

How dare all of you pretend your pain was as great as these peoples:

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edit - I remember when my local KFC had a special and ran out of chicken. I was actually a little p*ssed about it when they told me to GTFO, so I can see why everyone was so p*ssed in that vid.

Originally posted by dadudemon
How dare all of you pretend your pain was as great as these peoples:

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edit - I remember when my local KFC had a special and ran out of chicken. I was actually a little p*ssed about it when they told me to GTFO, so I can see why everyone was so p*ssed in that vid. Anyone notice anything funny about that video?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Anyone notice anything funny about that video?

Yes.


How p*ssed everyone got about stupid measly chicken. The Apple fanboys freaked out even worse when there were shortages on the iPhone 4. People get stupid over the littlest things.

If they wanted some fried chicken that bad, they could have made it themselves. Prolly would have tasted better, anyway.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I think having a child and having cramps is worst then getting kick there.For one thing it only lasts I am sure for alittle bit.We have five to six days and for childbirth nine months. i am sure that cramps is not sharp firing constant pain where your body squeezes involuntarily to protect your jewels..

the sensation is horrible... its like having all these small hair like tendrils of electricity and pain like needles spreading into your insides and you can feel the urine track inside your body.. the taking a pee is impossible as it burns and tightens up refusing to let you go and it feels like passing a stone even though nothing is happening... plus the fear of having your balls damage.. the paranoia is also scary they are soft not hard.. look at it this way they feel like hard boiled eggs squeeze those.. then you get the idea..

plus when you start to recover they feel bigger then they are like a soft ball b/c of the pain radiating from them.. and the initial hit is like a bright flash of white and then black out and then all of a sudden you regain your senses and your glutching them

Still doesn't beat childbirth.

Nothing does.

I dunno. Having your dick cut off or a limb. Or such.

Maybe the pain of not seeing what your bewbz look like.









wuuuuuuuuuut

Anal cancer. Being in a dark room alone with RJ. The list goes on.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Anal cancer. Being in a dark room alone with RJ. The list goes on. I saw that. What would you be doing there in the first place?

of course not... but i am sure it beats cramps.. and i am sure other ppl pain beats cramps for 6 days..

i was stabbed and damaged my hand, arm and side of my body.. damage the nerves at the end of my hand and it effected my whole arm shoulder....

i was on pain killers for months and was partially paralyzed for a yr..

the rehab hurt.. my arm was bend toward my chest and i had to stretch out the muscles and the nerves.. plus i was depressed wanted to kill myself b/c i didnt want to be a cripple with a useless arm that was on constant pain.. felt like my arm was asleep and it pulsed i could feel my heart in it, it was hot and every once and a while it would be like electric fire... worse part it was suppose to be fathom pains b/c of the nerve damage but it felt real as hell.. nothing fathom about it,, learn to live with it and now i dont feel the pain other then the few random twitches my body learned to coop with it. although it hurts typing so i only type with one hand regularly unless i was at work and then i be sweating beads as my arm gets tired and heavy...

but they both work now.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I saw that. What would you be doing there in the first place? I wouldn't

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I wouldn't Then you'll be fine. Is your bong made of glass?

It definitely is!

Aaahahaahhaaahaaaa you suck a glass dick.

I do? awebrow

haermm Watch New Jack City.

Neh

Slapped my hand on a stove on hi for ten seconds.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nothing does.
what about alien bursting out of your chest or stomach?

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Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what about alien bursting out of your chest or stomach?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/10/aliens_mq_076cd.jpg hawt.

then i suggest preggo porn, son.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i am sure that cramps is not sharp firing constant pain where your body squeezes involuntarily to protect your jewels..

the sensation is horrible... its like having all these small hair like tendrils of electricity and pain like needles spreading into your insides and you can feel the urine track inside your body.. the taking a pee is impossible as it burns and tightens up refusing to let you go and it feels like passing a stone even though nothing is happening... plus the fear of having your balls damage.. the paranoia is also scary they are soft not hard.. look at it this way they feel like hard boiled eggs squeeze those.. then you get the idea..

plus when you start to recover they feel bigger then they are like a soft ball b/c of the pain radiating from them.. and the initial hit is like a bright flash of white and then black out and then all of a sudden you regain your senses and your glutching them

That does sound awful but I still argee with Child birth is the worst just by hearing about it from my sisters and friends.

next question how much does it hurt when you 1st have sex?

I underwent circumcision when I was just 3 days old! eek

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
next question how much does it hurt when you 1st have sex?

Depends on the girl

how was it for you?

I don't know. I was drunk off my ****. In any case, I "broke" my hymen when I was very young, and I doubt the guy was packing a magnum.

I broke my hymen in a tragic pogo stick accident.

Indecently, "I Broke my Hymen" will be the title of my first Metalcoreultimatesubgenre album.

I thought I popped your cherry.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I don't know. I was drunk off my ****. In any case, I "broke" my hymen when I was very young, and I doubt the guy was packing a magnum. you remind me of Rose and it scares me as much as turn me on...

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I thought I popped your cherry. You also thought I wore protection. evillaugh

I waited till after I got married and I felt it hurt like hell and the next day I was walking around pretty funny.Lucky no one said anything to me about that.