Sadako of Girth
...for people who enjoy Michael Bay-esque massive budget but low quality type movies...?
Can we not introduce a screening process at the pre-birth stage that will accurately assess your child's likelihood of his liking a late Shyamalam over his firs two or three movies...?
Would it not be socially responsible to find those who are likely to lower the a intellectual standards of the earth by paying bad filmmakers for their substandard offerings and tag them with Running Man style neck bracelets that go off when they get within 200 yrds of a cinema complex showing something of the magnitude of Indy IV...?
Could we not reach out to those who rate the end of 'Knowing' as rewarding in anyway and embrace them, and let them know "It doesnt have to be this way for you..!!!", handing them a copy of 'The Shawshank redemption', 'Taxi Driver' or 'Empire Strikes Back' as an example of what an Ending SHOULD be like...?
What can we do to help these people to realise that if a filmmaker has produced poo via cineprojector more than two or three times already, that throwing them more money for a forth shitty movie is not the right message to send maybe..?
Can we not introduce a screening process at the pre-birth stage that will accurately assess your child's likelihood of his liking a late Shyamalam over his firs two or three movies...?
Would it not be socially responsible to find those who are likely to lower the a intellectual standards of the earth by paying bad filmmakers for their substandard offerings and tag them with Running Man style neck bracelets that go off when they get within 200 yrds of a cinema complex showing something of the magnitude of Indy IV...?
Could we not reach out to those who rate the end of 'Knowing' as rewarding in anyway and embrace them, and let them know "It doesnt have to be this way for you..!!!", handing them a copy of 'The Shawshank redemption', 'Taxi Driver' or 'Empire Strikes Back' as an example of what an Ending SHOULD be like...?
What can we do to help these people to realise that if a filmmaker has produced poo via cineprojector more than two or three times already, that throwing them more money for a forth shitty movie is not the right message to send maybe..?
