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Ol' Nathan hears of a magnificent treasure hiding in a strange castle in a far off land.

Faith has a running mission to said castle.

Faith spots Nathan passing through the massive door of the castle and books it just in time to slide through before it closes and dashes past the confused adventurer. Nathan, assuming she's after the treasure, gives chase. First to the final room wins.

The castle in question? Castle #1 of Super Mario World, complete with theme music playing through the halls as they try to avoid obstacles and outpace each other.

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Faith wins becuase of how awesome her loading screens were. Also skill. But mostly the loading screens.

C'mon, no takers? Really?

They reach the finish at the same time, only to find Gary Mother****ing Oak beat them to it.

Bugs Bunny would beat all.

Except Gary Mother****ing Oak

Wile E. Coyote could beat Gary Mother****ing Oak. uhuh

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Bugs Bunny would beat all.

Not Cecil Turtle. vin

HAX.
Everybody knows that Turtles > Rabbits. uhuh

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Wile E. Coyote could beat Gary Mother****ing Oak. uhuh

Lol no.

Also, screw you guys for trollin' mah thread.