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Five different voices from any person on Earth living or dead. You could then use those voices at will for any situation that called for it.

My five:

Patrick Stewart: for giving toasts and public speeches
David Bowie: for singing
Michael Ironside: for making threats
Norm MacDonald: for making snarky remarks
Antonio Banderas: for seducing women

Christopher Lee for everything...or and Palpatine's actually.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Patrick Stewart: for giving toasts and public speeches
David Bowie: for singing
Michael Ironside: for making threats
Norm MacDonald: for making snarky remarks
Antonio Banderas: for seducing women

William Shatner as Kirk for seducing women.
Jack Black for snarkiness.
Javier Bardem as Chigurh for making threats.
Richard Burton for toasts and whatnot.
Not sure about singing: torn between Till Lindemann of Rammstein, and Neil Diamond.

Patrick Stewart (borrowed, good one): for giving toasts and public speeches
George Michael: for singing
Christopher Walken: for making threats
Christopher Walken: for making snarky remarks
Captian Kirk(borrowed, good one): for seducing women

Barney Fife: For sex with the wife.
Peter Griffin: For public speeches.
Kevin Conroy: Because he's the effing Batman.
Joe Pesci: Because he has an awesome voice.
James Earl Jones: Dark Lord of the Sith would be cool for terrorist threats.

My five:

James Earl Jones: for giving toasts and public speeches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAJgnUix2kI

Jason Castro : for singing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVhepGj21Bw

christopher walken: for making threats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBJg4JHSZVw&feature=related

Ryan Reynolds: for making snarky remarks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juMegSOEaao&feature=related

Colin Farrel: for seducing women
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd9A0HenYcs&feature=related

Imp,

Very good list. Makes me wish I had spent more then 7 seconds doing mine.

P.S. Either your wife is one crazy-kinky *****, or you want to make sure she'll never orgasm during sex.

Originally posted by Robtard
Imp,

Very good list. Makes me wish I had spent more then 7 seconds doing mine.

P.S. Either your wife is one crazy-kinky *****, or you want to make sure she'll never orgasm during sex.

You're just jealous, Rob, since Barney Fife makes my wife moist.

That, and she orgasms to my rendition of "I'm funny, how?" during anal intercourse.

Originally posted by Impediment
You're just jealous, Rob, since Barney Fife makes my wife moist.

That, and she orgasms to my rendition of "I'm funny, how?" during anal intercourse.

Heehee

Haahaa.

PS, send pics.

heh

nobody said vincent price

jeez, or casey kasem

Originally posted by inimalist
jeez, or casey kasem

Or the most epic voice ever. Don LaFontaine!

This is what I choose; since I was first, I win the ****ing internets!

Morgan Freeman - books on tape or nav system

Sam Elliot - intimidation

Clancy Brown - public speaking events

Patrick Warburton - voicemail message

Christopher Heyerdahl (Using his Alistair voice from "Supernatural" - scaring the crap outta my nieces and nephews

Christopher Walken; For Christopher Walken impressions

Peter Cullen; It's Optimus Prime, man, who doesnt want to sound like, Prime?

Sandra Bullock; So i could talk dirty to myself, whilst i masturbate

Bobcat Goldthwait; So i could annoy people

James Hetfield; So i could sing like him while i play guitar hero Metallica

Isaiah Mustafa.

Hitler: for making speeches (his were definitely effective)

One of the guys that do the action film trailer voice overs: just cos they're cool as fu(k.

Vin Diesel: Again just cos it's a damn cool voice.

Sean Connery: For seducing the ladies. (although it's close enough already)

Joe Pascuale or Lee Evans to irritate people.

I argee Joe Pascuale even if I am a girl and have a NJ accent that sounds almost like him it would be nice to make people scared of me!I also would not mind Alica Keys voice for singing.

The singing voice would be ****ing hard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdaOeAxy0GU&feature=PlayList&p=6B7500DDA6182025&playnext=1&index=30
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuCAjTbRfL8

Freddy Mercury
Patrick Stewart
Barry White
Samuel L. Jackson
William Shatner

Morgan Freeman, for all the inevitable voiceover and narration work I'd be getting in Hollywood.

Originally posted by Digi
Morgan Freeman, for all the inevitable voiceover and narration work I'd be getting in Hollywood.

Even now i'm just sitting in a chair speaking in to a microphone. The walls are covered with what look like egg carton except they're spongy like a twinky...like...a twinky.

Originally posted by jaden101
Even now i'm just sitting in a chair speaking in to a microphone. The walls are covered with what look like egg carton except they're spongy like a twinky...like...a twinky.

What are you doing?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What are you doing?

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Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What are you doing?

It's from Morgan Freeman's: The Narrator.

i should have used samuel L jackson as my speech dude...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ2QFmJ7h0A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs&feature=related

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
It's from Morgan Freeman's: The Narrator.

Is that a movie?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Is that a movie?

It's from family guy.

Originally posted by jaden101
It's from family guy.

OK. TV...

Patrick Stewart (for being awesome)
David Hayter (for being manly)
Wes Johnson (so I can say "Stop right there, criminal scum!"
Vernon Wells, (for scaring people while sounding refined)
James Earl Jones (Darth Vader )

Michael Winslow is the best.

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I'm going to be the guy who says it...,Morgan Freemans voice is overrated. He can't do anything other than the monotone calm...,just like his acting :-p

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I'm going to be the guy who says it...,Morgan Freemans voice is overrated. He can't do anything other than the monotone calm...,just like his acting :-p http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/c45364e45f6f0f45c1f62a29b0dfc05106fc8825.gif

tommy chong cheech marin morgan freeman james earl jones and me when I drink to much I steal that often

Richard Burton all the way for me.

His voice was mesmerizing on Jeff Waynes "War of the Worlds" album.

Mark Hamill. Id randomly laugh like Joker just to scare the crap outta people.

Hmmm,

Mike Patton for Kareoke
Macy Gray for Customer complaint helpdesk (I tryyyy)
The BBQ Pitboys dude for a drive-tru restaurant (Smell that? Smells guuud!)
Clancy Brown for delivering packages
R. Lee Ermey for weather reports

Corey Taylor, the vocalist of Slipknot so i can rock your world.

Celine Dion, so i can sing female songs too and she has the most beautiful and most powerful voice

Georgia Brown so i can whistle with ease.

Luciano Pavarotti so I can sing his songs too.

The fifth voice would either be stealing David Phelps (check out O holynight by him) voice or Steven Tyler from Aerosmith

David Bowie . for singing Bowies voice is awesome

Al pacino . for getting angry

Johnny Depp . he's got a smooth voice for the ladies

Tom chaplin . from the band Keane love there music

Harry shearer . Being able to do all those classic simpsons voices i would have a lot of phone voices to choose from

Vin Diesel: My everyday voice.
Jack Sparrow: For mackin' poon.
DMX: For when I gotta talk some shit.
Pee Wee Herman: When I want to get on someone's nerves.
Tony Montana: When I speak Spanish.

Brian Blessed for everything.

Michael Jackson so that I can make millions of dollars as an impersonator.


WD>all your choices.

Tony Montana. For absolutely everything.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Christopher Lee for everything...or and Palpatine's actually.

Yep, either Palpatine, or Darth Vader.

Probably Vader actually.

Not in order:

1: Morgan Freeman - You could probably calm any crowd down with his voice.

2: Sean Connery - Come on enough said.

3: Will Ferrell - So I could just quote Ron Burgundy all day. It'd be great.

4: James Earl Jones - Kind of like Morgan Freeman

5: Samuel L Jackson - I'd probably quote Pulp Fiction all day too in his voice.

Billy mother fawkin Mays.

Act now and get a second SHAMWOW at no additional cost.

All the most important Heads of State, UN and of course the Pope.

I have my reasons.

Black Canary
Jesse Custer
Bene Gesserit
Robert Patrick Modell
Lorne

Mwahahaha!