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1. Wet farts

2. Silent but deadly

3. Loud and stinky

4. The machine gun/rapid little farts that doesnt stink.

5. The big bomb/one big one that doesnt stink.

6. Other

2. Nothing beats a good old fashioned stealth attack.

6. other: the hot ones that warm you up at night

What about queefs?

The one where poop doesn't come out.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
The one where poop doesn't come out.

Even the turtle head fart?

I can tell you the worst kind. You're sitting there, you feel the sudden need to take a shit. You run to the bathroom, drop pants, sit, and nothing comes out but a huge air fart.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can tell you the worst kind. You're sitting there, you feel the sudden need to take a shit. You run to the bathroom, drop pants, sit, and nothing comes out but a huge air fart.

The oh shit/panic fart, eh?

Originally posted by The Nuul
The oh shit/panic fart, eh? I call it the false alarm fart. Or the crank call fart.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can tell you the worst kind. You're sitting there, you feel the sudden need to take a shit. You run to the bathroom, drop pants, sit, and nothing comes out but a huge air fart.

That's the 'I had receptive anal sex last night' fart, ***.

Originally posted by Robtard
That's the 'I had receptive anal sex last night' fart, ***. No, that's the "I'm constipated" fart, spicarooni.

You seem to have an obsession with the thought of me engaged in anal sex with a man. Disturbing.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, that's the "I'm constipated" fart, spicarooni.

You seem to have an obsession with the thought of me engaged in anal sex with a man. Disturbing.

Who says it was with a man or Human? Anyways....still disturbing.


On topic...


The farts where the gas bubble starts at the top of your stomach then works it way down hurts like a mother****er.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
2. Nothing beats a good old fashioned stealth attack.

Silent but violent?

Originally posted by The Nuul

The farts where the gas bubble starts at the top of your stomach then works it way down hurts like a mother****er.

Believe that's a rowdy rumbler.

The one when you're sitting down and a little comes out and its just a bubble trapped between your ass cheeks and you can feel it and you have to move around to release it. Annoying bugger.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
The one when you're sitting down and a little comes out and its just a bubble trapped between your ass cheeks and you can feel it and you have to move around to release it. Annoying bugger.

The Spanish Prisoner

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What would a backwards fart be.....a gas bubble?

Originally posted by The Nuul
What would a backwards fart be.....a gas bubble?

Like sucking air into your ass?

That can be done by some people.

Originally posted by Robtard
*** There you go again with the wishful thinking. Come outta the closet, Rob.

What about the The Bathtub Fart?

Originally posted by The Nuul
What about the The Bathtub Fart?

aka, The Scuba Diver

I loved those as a kid, haven't taken a bath in decades though; those can't happen in the shower.

I remember the desks in high school had really hard plastic chairs. When you fart, if you cocked your ass just right, it would make it that much louder.

Originally posted by Robtard
aka, The Scuba Diver

I loved those as a kid, haven't taken a bath in decades though; those can't happen in the shower.

However, this....

The Shower Fart: These are a lot worse than bathtub farts, due to conditions of humidity and heat. George Carlin once said that you can tolerate the smell of your own farts, but shower farts are the exception to that rule.

What about Shart's?

Farts are farts are farts. The only thing that distinguishes one from another is hangtime.

When you fart and leave the room, then come back 30 minutes later and it is still waiting for you, that is an accomplishment.

Bed farts are the best. You can trap the stink under the sheets.

best fart would be lighting it on fire...

What about dog farts? have you smelled those? Freaking Silent but lethal is what those are.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Even the turtle head fart?




The worst kind is the ones that sting. They are usually loud but come out with too much force and it stings.



The other worst kind are when you have diarrhea but you have to fart and you know that it's a possibility that a bit o' pewp juices will come out...but you gamble it.

I still say the bed farts.