Jason Voorhees vs the Ewoks

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Dr Will Hatch
Jason X has somehow found his way on the woodland planet of Endor. As he stumbles towards the Ewok Village with machete in hand, the Ewok's think he's a Stormtrooper and want him DEAD DEAD DEAD. Who wins?

Rogue Jedi
haermm

KingD19
Ewoks...drop enough heavy rocks on him, and he'll be stuck.

Robtard
Without prep, they're ****ed. If they get prep, they build the various rock and log traps; Jason's ****ed.

Rogue Jedi
Mhm.

Impediment
Ewoks w/o prep = effed.

Ewoks with prep = win.

BruceSkywalker
poor poor ewoks...

Dr Will Hatch
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
poor poor ewoks... I've never heard someone be sympathetic for Ewoks before.

Kaibs
Why the hell does it have to be Jason X? Why not regular Jason. He is already at a tremendous advantage against em normally.

Either way the Ewoks win with or without prep. There's just to many of them.

the ninjak
Do you guys remember Caravan of Courage?

That magical lake the kid got caught in would seal Jason's fate!

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Kaibs
Why the hell does it have to be Jason X? Why not regular Jason. He is already at a tremendous advantage against em normally.

Either way the Ewoks win with or without prep. There's just to many of them. Because Jason X was the only one that was on a spaceship that would be able to get to the ewoks planet.

the ninjak
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Because Jason X was the only one that was on a spaceship that would be able to get to the ewoks planet.

But that was a long time ago....a place far far away.

And Jason X was based in the future.

The Ewoks waste him with magic and traps.

Mairuzu
Black holes.

jinXed by JaNx
Ewoks may be as gay as the Twilight vampires but they can still take on an army of At-st walkers...,so, they win.

Tattoos N Scars
Originally posted by the ninjak
But that was a long time ago....a place far far away.

And Jason X was based in the future.

The Ewoks waste him with magic and traps.


Ewoks eventually evolved into Predators.

The Nuul
Originally posted by Impediment
Ewoks w/o prep = effed.

Ewoks with prep = win.

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