Ronnie Barnhardt versus The Waterboy/Happy Gilmore...

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Rogue Jedi
The Waterboy and Happy are shopping together one day in Forest ridge mall. The Waterboy's mom and Happy's Grandma are with them.

Ronnie Barnhardt appears and accuses the ladies of shoplifting. Happy tries to talk to Ronnie about it but the Waterboy goes ape shit and charges Ronnie. Having no choice, Happy joins in.

Ronnie and the two go at it, h2h, using anything around them as weapons.

Who wins?

Lestov16
The Sandler boys, on account of them having very good combat feats, and because Observe and Report was unfunny as shit

Rogue Jedi
Yeah, Ronnie took out like twenty cops in one sitting, babe.

Tattoos N Scars
Happy pulls Ronnie's shirt over his face and uppercuts him...once he stands up, Waterboy spears him...hell, maybe even powerbombs him.

Ronnie took out some cops, but got his ass kicked one on one against Ray Liotta.

Rogue Jedi
Yeah, because he had the shit kicked outta him by those cops. Remember the crossroads scene?

KingD19
Ronnie did take out the cops and those guys on the street.

But still Waterboy/Happy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> goons/cops

Rogue Jedi
Happy was taken out by Bob Barker haermm

Rogue Jedi
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Tattoos N Scars
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Happy was taken out by Bob Barker haermm


Jaws even put Happy in the hosptial after taking that nail to the head..lol. Happy is a scrapper though. Should've put the Zohan in this fight..lol.

Rogue Jedi
Nah, Zohan would kill them all in seconds.

Rogue Jedi
This scene kills me haermm

PeNMB3D3VKo

Lestov16
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This scene kills me haermm

PeNMB3D3VKo


That's odd, because I found that scene (just like the rest of the movie) to be incredibly retarded

Rogue Jedi
Wow, your sock has no sense of humor.

Lestov16
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wow, your sock has no sense of humor.


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But I honestly thought the movie sucked. Ronnie was a psychotic jerkass

Rogue Jedi
Dude......It was a dark comedy...

Lestov16
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude......It was a dark comedy...

I could tell, but still

I mean, he tells the interviewer he wants to be a cop so he can shoot everyone, and yet we're supposed to feel sorry for him when he doesn't get the job?

Rogue Jedi
No, we're supposed to laugh at his idiocy.

Lestov16
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, we're supposed to laugh at his idiocy.

I don't find incompetent protagonists funny

Rogue Jedi
Guess you didn't like the Cable guy then.

Lestov16
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Guess you didn't like the Cable guy then.

Jim Carrey wasn't the protagonist now was he?

Rogue Jedi
Details......

Lestov16
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Details......

Very important details.........

Rogue Jedi
Not really.

Lestov16
says you stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
Yeah?

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