So you are in a mansion....

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Rogue Jedi
You are in a mansion, visiting a friend. As you are leaving, you run into this chick, Bunny, lounging by the pool. She makes you this tempting offer:

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Your friend walks up, hands you $1,000.00, and says "Yeah, go ahead, dude."

What do you do? Pocketing the $1,000.00 is not an option. She is disease free. No one will ever know what happened.


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steverules_2
I'm not seeing the point here...are you thinking some dudes are gonna say know...unless we have women on here with penises

Dave_97
head to mexico.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm not seeing the point here...are you thinking some dudes are gonna say know...unless we have women on here with penises For the women, they get oral sex from her.

steverules_2
Interesting mhmm Well I don't think the lesbinims will say no

Rogue Jedi
And you?

Quincy
So you're asking if id let tara reid give me a blowie?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Quincy
So you're asking if id let tara reid give me a blowie? No, I am asking if you are visiting a friend in a mansion and a chick who looks like Tara Reid offers to give you a blowie and your friend puts up the grand, would you do it.

steverules_2
Yes

Rogue Jedi
Aahahaahaha me too. "Far out, far ****ing out, man!!!"

LanceWindu
Hypothetical movie threads are boring me.

Rogue Jedi
Aw.

steverules_2
I'd rather have sex with her but...I take what I can get

Rogue Jedi
Nah I'll take the head.

Dave_97
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Hypothetical movie threads are boring me. wanna go to mexico with me?

Rogue Jedi
I hope you both drink the water.

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Dave_97
wanna go to mexico with me?

Depends where in Mexico we go.

Dave_97
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Depends where in Mexico we go. anywhere, the world is our taco, lets dig in.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Dave_97
anywhere, the world is our taco, lets dig in. Some areas of Mexico you'll get ass raped. Some you'll be treated like a king.

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Dave_97
anywhere, the world is our taco, lets dig in.

Make sure the whores are clean and the tacos aplenty.

Dave_97
woo

King Castle
sure.

so long as my friend doesn't stand around to watch and stare at my junk.

Rogue Jedi
Few men would say no.

King Castle
i would if i was suffering shrinkage that day... tends to happen around strong sexually aggressive promiscuous women

~Bun Bun~
Oh hell yes yes

Rogue Jedi
haermm

steverules_2
Originally posted by King Castle
i would if i was suffering shrinkage that day... tends to happen around strong sexually aggressive promiscuous women

Funny mine seems to do the opposite, gets a sudden case of rigomortis

Rogue Jedi
Prove it.

steverules_2
For the last time RJ I'm not sending you a picture of my penis

Rogue Jedi
Mhm, thought so.

steverules_2
It worries me that you have thoughts about my penis...

Rogue Jedi
Nah, far from it. Guess it went over your carrot top.

steverules_2
Guess so...mop top? erm

Rogue Jedi
I'll take that.

steverules_2
Yeah you will biscuits

Rogue Jedi
Sandwich.

steverules_2
Donuts

Rogue Jedi
$1000.00

King Castle
Originally posted by steverules_2
Funny mine seems to do the opposite, gets a sudden case of rigomortis remember the scene from euro trip in Amsterdam?

if xena was there all leathered up, i wouldnt be excited. especially if i was strapped to a wall, my junk would shrivel up out of fear.

steverules_2
Bunny

Rogue Jedi
No you.

King Castle
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steverules_2
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No you.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QMg4wVSDLng/0.jpg

Rogue Jedi
Lookin good, steve!!!

steverules_2
watdafookwaaaazdat!?!

Rogue Jedi
You, Red.

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