superhero watersports ...

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janus77
inspired by sheer boredom and no new episodes of True Blood to download...

Superman, Hulk, Surfer, Thor, Mr. Fantastic and Wolverine line up with their backs against a wall. Storm flies across the sky, 30,000ft up.

using only their bodily fluids and wind, who amongst them could possibly knock her out of the sky. power, aim and reach ... no flying, but stretching is fair game.

second, who can reach the highest.

chomperx9
thor makes a tornado where storm is at. not sure Reed can stretch that far

amnesia
What is superman supposed to do? Jump? I guess surfer could like do something.

janus77
Originally posted by amnesia
What is superman supposed to do? Jump? I guess surfer could like do something.
telescopic vision, super-bladder and good timing ...

chomperx9
Originally posted by amnesia
What is superman supposed to do? Jump? I guess surfer could like do something. heat vision

chomperx9
what if flash is against the wall and he makes a tornado with his arm ? is that acceptable ?

janus77
nope, just innate bodily-wind... they can't manipulate the weather.

chomperx9
let reed have a device to use to borrow hulks strength and stretch far as he can then thunder claps

janus77
Originally posted by chomperx9
let reed have a device to use to borrow hulks strength and stretch far as he can then thunder claps
no smile

Parmaniac
Superman, his blood was once able to crack a dagger after he "threw" it against it.

chomperx9
i thought this was gonna be some water sport olympic event between the characters ? like silver surfer vs superman wakeboarding contest who can do the coolest stunts in one minute

janus77
Originally posted by chomperx9
i thought this was gonna be some water sport olympic event between the characters ? like silver surfer vs superman wakeboarding contest who can do the coolest stunts in one minute
no, this is a manifestation of the corrupting power of internet porn and procrastination.

The Nuul
Ummmm....Wonder Woman and Power Girl pissing on each other.

janus77
WW's braces would deflect PG's stream, so WW ftw, imo.

Parmaniac
Originally posted by The Nuul
Ummmm....Woman Woman and Power Girl pissing on each other. Woman Woman laughing hysterical

Mshinu
Superman wins by superfart

chomperx9
Originally posted by Mshinu
Superman wins by superfart you mean superburp. Supermans ass is up against the wall

Mshinu
Originally posted by chomperx9
you mean superburp. Supermans ass is up against the wall

Damn forgot about that. Perhaps an omnidirectional superfart?

Or the good old supah sneeze.

King Kandy
If only PC Superman was here his sneeze would win, no contest.

Badabing
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