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So you're in your house one night, doing whatever, and you spot movement out the window. You look outside and see that someone is moving into the house next to you. Two men are moving a coffin into the basement. This rouses your suspicion.

People start disappearing. Then one night, you see the neighbor with fangs about to kill a woman he has seduced. He sees you and closes the blinds, but you are sure he is a vampire, and he knows you know this.

What do you do?

call him on his phone and ask if i can be a vampire too... or shoulder shrug and recognize that he is doing what is in his nature and not hold it against him.. so i wouldnt care nor interfere.

firm believer of live and let live.

Originally posted by King Castle
call him on his phone and ask if i can be a vampire too... or shoulder shrug and recognize that he is doing what is in his nature and not hold it against him.. so i wouldnt care nor interfere.

firm believer of live and let live. Yeah, I never understood why Charlie stabbed the vampire in the hand when the vampire offered "Forget about me, I'll forget about you."

i ask him if he wanna come over for a few beers maybe a movie or video game night... if he says no then i leave him alone.

Hunt him down Feldman style bitches

I'd enter the house in broad daylight armed with a shotgun, cap the ghoul, then drive a stake in the vampires heart.

Shit brix

Try to become a vampire with him.

I'd be conflicted.
One: It's his nature. (Nobodys hunting humans down for cattle slaughter, nor destroying the earth I might add.)
Two: I'd want to try and save people since it's right in front of me.
End result: I'd get killed from getting in the middle.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Try to become a vampire with him. I'd have to kill you, Bro.

I know. But, this life is boring. I wanna live something, well be apart of something greater.

Originally posted by mikeydude
I know. But, this life is boring. I wanna live something, well be apart of something greater. Ha, you wanna talk boring? Try living for a few hundred years. You'll be more bored than ever.

No sir, I'll stay mortal.

You know what? I finally know what I want to be without having to be evil or having to feed off of other living things.

I want to be Elven.

I wanna be Wolverine.

Bulldoze the house during the day, after RJ goes in with his shotgun.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, I never understood why Charlie stabbed the vampire in the hand when the vampire offered "Forget about me, I'll forget about you."

Are you saying he should have accepted the deal, or pretended to?

for one it isnt vital for them... a vampire is just tryin to live.

you guys are racist!!! against vampires!!

do you guys go to sea world and kill the killer whale?

Originally posted by Robtard
Are you saying he should have accepted the deal, or pretended to? Latter.

Originally posted by King Castle

do you guys go to sea world and kill the killer whale?

If it ate humans on a regular basis, yeah, it'd be killed.

Originally posted by Robtard
If it ate humans on a regular basis, yeah, it'd be killed. Word.

this serial killer whale hasnt bn:

http://www.businessinsider.com/seaworlds-killer-whale-tilikum-has-killed-before-2010-2

Originally posted by King Castle
this serial killer whale hasnt bn:

http://www.businessinsider.com/seaworlds-killer-whale-tilikum-has-killed-before-2010-2

I blame the godless liberals and liberalism.

Though we can't really blame that whale, it's forced to live in a cage-like environment and perform stupid tricks for the entertainment of fat-people from the Midwest. Unlike most black-convicts that blame the system/man for their crimes, this Orca's got a point.

realistically from the day ppl are born they are forced to live under a certain society and laws that was not their choice.

we all live in are own cage, i have no animosity toward a killer, thief or drug addict.. we all are who we are..

but to say environment/society and instinctual behavior isnt the cause i would say BS..

Originally posted by King Castle
realistically from the day ppl are born they are forced to live under a certain society and laws that was not their choice.

we all live in are own cage, i have no animosity toward a killer, thief or drug addict.. we all are who we are..

but to say environment/society and instinctual behavior isnt the cause i would say BS..

Well yes, that's the price "we" pay to live in a society, take the bad with the good.

Until they kill someone you care about or steal something that's yours.

Course it can be a factor and it's one on a case per case basis. Do I blame a thief that steals food/money to feed himself and/or his starving family and they're in that situation due to outside factors? Not so much. But the car-jacker that jacks because he wants to turn an easy dollar. **** him.

like one of my favorite characters once said:

i respect what you do, i have no problem with what you do.. kill, rob, pillage, blow things up we all like to have fun, i mean who doesnt like explosions... but, here is the problem when you steal from me or mine, i gotta do what i gotta do.. no hard feelings, right? bam!!

Id like to think id have the guts to go up to him and ask him to turn me into one.

BUT in real world, i would freaking bored up my house and wait for chance to kill it. ermm

Originally posted by Robtard
I blame the godless liberals and liberalism.

Though we can't really blame that whale, it's forced to live in a cage-like environment and perform stupid tricks for the entertainment of fat-people from the Midwest. Unlike most black-convicts that blame the system/man for their crimes, this Orca's got a point. If I could teleport like Rice Bowl and Griffin, first thing I would do is TP all the whales in captivity to freedom. All the animals at the zoo too.

what if they get killed as soon as you leave...

lions, sharks, eagles etc etc eat them. since they are all part of the food chain and they were captive so long that they are too stupid to survive on their own?

The ones who were born in captivity I'd leave alone. I'm talking about the ones who will remember what it is like to be in the wild.

I would crap my pants.

1. Then while Jerry visits my house to gloat I smash a 2 litre bottle of Holy Water on him, pump a round of my Glock into his skull then stake the bastard. Reload then kill the Ghoul.

2. Join em? These vamps are the festy type I don't wanna be one of them. The Anne Rice type in an instant.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I would crap my pants.

1. Then while Jerry visits my house to gloat I smash a 2 litre bottle of Holy Water on him, pump a round of my Glock into his skull then stake the bastard. Reload then kill the Ghoul.

2. Join em? These vamps are the festy type I don't wanna be one of them. The Anne Rice type in an instant. I wouldn't join any clan of vampires. I don't want to go to hell.

i would. i dont believe in the judeo christian belief...

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K.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I wouldn't join any clan of vampires. I don't want to go to hell.


I would never kill when I fed. And I'll be a superhero till I'm destroyed. I'll get into heaven.

I'd become a vamp for the purpose of going into the twilight world and killing all those f@ggy vamps and werewolves

Originally posted by the ninjak
I would never kill when I fed. And I'll be a superhero till I'm destroyed. I'll get into heaven. Nah, you'd go to hell after I ram a stake up your ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, you'd go to hell after I ram a stake up your ass.

Big mistake you have to get me in the heart.

PWNED!

Originally posted by the ninjak
Big mistake you have to get me in the heart.

PWNED!
your retarded.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Big mistake you have to get me in the heart.

PWNED! My stake is that long, I stick it in your ass, through your ass, into your heart. HA.

Originally posted by mikeydude
your retarded.

And you're a psycho.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My stake is that long, I stick it in your ass, through your ass, into your heart. HA.

K. Seems I hit a few nerves.............LOL.

Nah, I'm just that effing good.

I would have fire bombed the vampires house during the day.

Holy shit. Win. Flamethrower FTW.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, I'm just that effing good.

Are you flirting with me?
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I would have fire bombed the vampires house during the day.
I thought of that too. At Sunrise. Kill the Ghoul then burn the house down. Call the Police and Firemen and say that your lil sister was down there. The Vampire would be trapped. With 11 hours of daylight left he is screwed.

lol go and ask the vampire if he has any brown sugar then shoot him in face with a Deagle.....YESSAH

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Holy shit. Win. Flamethrower FTW.
CODWaW Flamethrower + Zombies = Fail.
But Vampires.....

Indeed.

I was thinking that maybe i'd just sneak into the vampires house during the day and while he's slumbering i'd rearrange all of his furniture. That would probably really creep him out or at the very least annoy him.

Lock him in his coffin.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lock him in his coffin.

Couldn't he just break out?
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I was thinking that maybe i'd just sneak into the vampires house during the day and while he's slumbering i'd rearrange all of his furniture. That would probably really creep him out or at the very least annoy him.
Classy.

what the hell is fright night?

Originally posted by Dave_97
what the hell is fright night?

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Originally posted by Dave_97
what the hell is fright night? You silly bastard.

oh damn, Fright night is a vampire movie ?

...............

i dont watch TV, how the hell should i know?

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Never saw or heard of Fright Night.

It's a must see.

I own that movie. I think it is hilarious.

It is, Evil is awesome.

You're so cool, Brewster!

*****. I was gonna say that.