Spinach Dipped Popeye Vs. The Avengers and Pals

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illadelph12
After punching Superman and splitting him into Christopher Reeves, Tom Welling, Brandon Routh, and Dean Cain wearing Boyscout uniforms, Popeye leaves Earth looking for more mooks to "moidalize". He makes his way towards Oa and is confronted by the Green Lantern Corps. They raise a 3000 mile wide gigantic wall made of green energy to impede his progress (because Lanterns have no f*ckin' creativity and don't learn), but Popeye mistakes it for a gigantic Spinach flavored Jolly Rancher and rather than smashing through it like Superman Prime did, he grabs it, and eats it. In so doing he consumes the power of the Green Lantern Power Battery and becomes, you guessed it:

Pop-Ion.

The Guardians, desperate to neutralize the threat, dog-pile on Popeye and release all their energy in the same manner which the Guardian who attacked Superman Prime did. This act rips Popeye from the DCU and drops him smack dab in the middle of Marvel Manhattan. Spider-man witnesses his arrival and swings down to investigate and his spider-sense goes crazy. He uses his Avengers communicator to signal Captain America for assistance. Cap says we're calling in for re-enforcements and we're sending in a team now to assist. A moment later Thor, Ironman, Hulk, Blue Marvel, Ms. Marvel, Pre-Siege Sentry, Hercules, and the Fantastic Four arrive via a teleportation portal created by Thor. Seeing the assembled group of heroes Popeye feels threatened and says "So ya mooks wanna pile up on uh fella, huh? I'll mop da floor wit da lotz of yuz!!!" Thing steps forward and is about to speak when Popeye lays a haymaker on him and he flies into a nearby parked car. When he stands up the assembled heroes are shocked to see that he's been turned into Michael Chiklis covered in dirt and Pop Rocks candy. Thor says "By Mighty Odin's Spear, what manner of sorcery be this?" Popeye says "You're next, Goldilocks. Put up ya dukes!!" Thor says "Aye fiend. If it's battle you seek, my comrades and I shall provide it most haste!!" He, Hulk and Hercules move towards Popeye, and the battle is on.

Stipulations of this battle are:

-This is Regular Sentry (not Void), Current Hulk, Current Hercules, and Current Thor, as well as the current versions of all the other Marvel Characters.
-Popeye has eaten the equivalent of the Planet Jupiter's mass worth of spinach thanks to Mxyptlk, and it regenerates as Popeye digests it so he will remain at full spinach power so long as he is fighting.
-Popeye has eaten the power of the Oan Power Battery and can make constructs, raise shields, and fire blasts. Nothing more exotic than that (he's not really bright enough to do more complex uses of the power).
-Popeye has obtained light speed travel from punching the Flash while rampaging through DC and beating the crap out of the JLA.
-Popeye somehow brought Dr. Fate with him as a hostage:
http://thesmokingkitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/amazing-mumford.jpg

Discuss.

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Philosophía
I don't even-

Superman wins.

King Castle
seeing as herc is a skyfather he should be able to stop popeye cold even with his upgrades.

Lord_Talron
Originally posted by King Castle
seeing as herc is a skyfather he should be able to stop popeye cold even with his upgrades. are you for real?


mmm


ha-jam

illadelph12
I was thinking something more along the lines of Popeye punching him into this:

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hercules.jpg

Uriel005
the only way I see marvel winning is with squirrel girl on their team. Maybe death as popeye is still technically mortal.

Lord_Talron
that doesnt stop him from out-muscling death and turning death into a halloween costume

Uriel005
Originally posted by Lord_Talron
that doesnt stop him from out-muscling death and turning death into a halloween costume

Thats where that maybe comes in

Lord_Talron
where what maybe comes in?

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