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The Hanson Brothers from "Slap Shot" versus The Warriors."

The Hanson Brothers are on roller blades, armed with hockey sticks, and they are terrorizing the boardwalk at Coney Island. Cleon witnesses this, so he and the Warriors go to stop them.

The Warriors involved are Cleon, Swan, Ajax, Vermin, Fox, Cochise, Rembrandt, Snow and Cowboy. They are unarmed, but may arm themselves with anything they can find.


Who wins?

I don't know man, i think the Hanson brothers are to great of a disadvantage by being on roller blades.

No, it's essentially the same as being on the ice. On skates they are also faster and more manuveurable.

the warriors win because the hanson's start singing mmmbop

I'm gonna go with the Hanson brothers.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, it's essentially the same as being on the ice. On skates they are also faster and more manuveurable.

i don't know man, that just makes them easier to knock down.

OK then, scenario one is as in the OP.

Scenario two is the Hanson brothers on foot, armed with hockey sticks.

oh, well in that case, Hanson brothers fuking pwn

This is what I think

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, it's essentially the same as being on the ice. On skates they are also faster and more manuveurable.

LOL no it's not the same. I played hockey for 15 years, and I can tell you man, it's no the same.

OK, but they are also faster and more manuveurable while on roller blades.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK, but they are also faster and more manuveurable while on roller blades.

As opposed the fight being on ice? Which infact they would be 10 x faster probably?

Originally posted by Kaibs
As opposed the fight being on ice? Which infact they would be 10 x faster probably? Faster and more manuveurable while on roller blades than on foot. That's what I meant.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Faster and more manuveurable while on roller blades than on foot. That's what I meant.

Ahh okay I got you. Then yes they probably would be better on rollerblades.

Faster yeah, but their maneuverability would be shit while on Roller blades. The Roller blades may be an advantage for them if just one of the brothers wore roller blades while the other two stayed on foot. Either way, one well placed hip check from any of the Hanson brothers will rock the Warriors into submission.

Hockey sticks, dude. And the Hanson bros are killer CQC.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hockey sticks, dude. And the Hanson bros are killer CQC.

A hip check can hurt way worse than a hockey stick if done right.

Originally posted by Kaibs
A hip check can hurt way worse than a hockey stick if done right. Hockey move, yeah?

Yep.

Well, good thing for the Hanson Brothers the Warriors aren't hockey players.

Wouldn't matter. They'd still annihilate them.

They meaning the Hansons would win? Agreed.

Jup.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hockey sticks, dude. And the Hanson bros are killer CQC.

Baseball bats have far more devastating potential than hockey sticks. Hockey sticks are to awkward to use as weapons and break way to easily. A well placed strike from a louisville can end a person but i still maintain that the Hanson brothers clean house

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Baseball bats have far more devastating potential than hockey sticks. Hockey sticks are to awkward to use as weapons and break way to easily. A well placed strike from a louisville can end a person but i still maintain that the Hanson brothers clean house

Now that depends my good man. On how good the user is of said hockey stick, and what type of hockey stick they have obtained. If they're using old school Alluminators by Easton they will knock someone the **** out easily without breaking.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Baseball bats have far more devastating potential than hockey sticks. Hockey sticks are to awkward to use as weapons and break way to easily. A well placed strike from a louisville can end a person but i still maintain that the Hanson brothers clean house The Warriors are unarmed here.

They simply get destroyed then. /thread

How so? They are better fighters and are armed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How so? They are better fighters and are armed.

By they I am talking about The Warriors.

I knew that.

Of course you did.

Mhm I did.