Leon Kennedy vs. Chris Redfield

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Pyron_Knight
No, not an actual fight like's been done many times before.

This is a battle of their conquests.

Between Leon and Chris, who has gotten the better quality of tail/the hotter love interests?

Nemesis X
Ada Wong is hotter than current Jill Valentine. Leon wins.

NemeBro
Chris has nailed two babes.

So he wins.

Nemesis X
Ada is two asian models in one body smile

Pyron_Knight
Originally posted by NemeBro
Chris has nailed two babes.

So he wins.

If he's nailed them by virtue of being close to them, then Leon's nailed three, possibly five women.

Claire
Ada
Angela (Degeneration)

Ashley and Hunnigan are bigger maybe's.

Either way, it's more than two.

NemeBro
Nah.

Sheva is his PARTNER, and that comes with free seckz.

Also, Chris is rather close to Claire as well, more-so than Leon. 131

RE: Blaxican
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Ada is two asian models in one body smile So... you're calling her fat?

Nemesis X
Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
If he's nailed them by virtue of being close to them, then Leon's nailed three, possibly five women.

Claire
Ada
Angela (Degeneration)

Ashley and Hunnigan are bigger maybe's.

Either way, it's more than two.

Ditto.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Chris is rather close to Claire as well, more-so than Leon. 131

You're disgusting.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
So... you're calling her fat?

Shut up.

RE: Blaxican
Hey man, I don't judge. If you're a chubby chaser, I can dig it.

Nemesis X
Why do I rush myself making these posts that give people wrong ideas?

killermover
Chris for not sucking and being a Dante clone with a knife.

Pyron_Knight
lol Dante is a shit character and is not at all like Leon.

Unless you think Dante invented bantering with the villains.

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He's like some sort of horrible generic bishonen spawn produced by the two gay cowboys in Brokeback Mountain.

killermover
It confuses me what fanboys see in that arrogant douche hole who's basically god of all mary sues?

Pyron_Knight
Well, for one, he's not a Mary Sue at all.

Hell, Mary Sue isn't even a real term. It's an arbitrary designation by people who don't like a character.

killermover
Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Well, for one, he's not a Mary Sue at all.

Hell, Mary Sue isn't even a real term. It's an arbitrary designation by people who don't like a character. Dante was always a mary sue doing ridiculous shit with a, "look at me, I'm badass. I'm going to go turn on my jukebox even though I've just been impaled because I'm that cool" party-dude mentality. Nothing he did was natural or subtle, it was always as over the top and ridiculous as possible. Let's not even pretend that it was ever anything different. DMC3 was a serious plot, and Dante ****ed it up by basically being one dimensional and doing god fearing stunts.

However your right about the misinterpeting mary sue by people but dante is the only exception imo.

Pyron_Knight
Well I don't like Dante so feel free to bash him all you want. But Leon at least has limits. he was knocked unconscious and beaten several times in RE4 for instance.

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MadMel
Naww! He thinks he's a transformer. stick out tongue
But Leon did seems to hang out with moar womenz, so he wins.

Rascaduanok
Plus Ada Wong is the goddess of sex in a red dress.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by killermover
Chris for not sucking and being a Dante clone with a knife.

Ha ha

Funny enough, Dante is a Leon clone, having been originally constructed from Leon's RE4 character.

Except Dante is an asshat

killermover
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Ha ha

Funny enough, Dante is a Leon clone, having been originally constructed from Leon's RE4 character.

Except Dante is an asshat Leon's pretty douchey to anyone not a girl.

the ninjak
We all know both would pull in heaps of chicks.

But Leon would get the higher quality babes.
He wins.

Also count the President's daughter.

Nephthys
Chimp's don't count.

http://buttonmashing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/re4ashley.jpg
Not Pictured: A Human Being.

I say Chris becuase he doesn't have an emo haircut. Plus Leon was totally hot for Luis, so he gets a point off for that.

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by Nephthys
Chimp's don't count.

http://buttonmashing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/re4ashley.jpg
Not Pictured: A Human Being.

I say Chris becuase he doesn't have an emo haircut. Plus Leon was totally hot for Luis, so he gets a point off for that.

ADA WAIT!

Nemesis X
Originally posted by Nephthys
Chimp's don't count.

http://buttonmashing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/re4ashley.jpg
Not Pictured: A Human Being.

I say Chris becuase he doesn't have an emo haircut. Plus Leon was totally hot for Luis, so he gets a point off for that.

O_O

Her ears looked much shorter last time I played Resident Evil 4. What's going on?

Nephthys
Apparantly you need glasses.

http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/RE4/Update%2015/Image36chimp.gif

http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/RE4/Update%2015/Image48.jpg
'Her ears....violated meee!' Sob messed
http://www.pakistannewstime.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ashley-Graham.jpg

Her ears can power a third world country. That is the real reason she was kidnapped after all.

edit: Christ she's fugly. I'd almost repressed it, but dayam!

Nemesis X
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Cyner
Leon is in the better games, hence he wins.

Ridley_Prime
Are you just talking about RE4 and RE5, or overall? If it's the latter, then I have to disagree.

TH3_V01D
Well, Resident evil 5 was just a retarted version of Gears of War, an awfull action game with awfull controls and pathetics enemies (seriusly aside from Wesker, fighting poor third world milita + farmers with pitchforks and old crossbows is hardly the ultimate mission).

Resident evil 4 was praised by the entire media.

killermover
Plus the team up shit, which was pretty stupid. And a bland african **** who looks like a porn star in an interracial movie.

Ridley_Prime
Originally posted by TH3_V01D
Well, Resident evil 5 was just a retarted version of Gears of War
I enjoy the gameplay of both RE4 and RE5 but can hardly stand playing GoW, so I don't know where you're coming from with that.

Originally posted by TH3_V01D
an awfull action game with awfull controls and pathetics enemies
You're the first I've seen to actually say the controls were bad, so I'm just gonna assume it's a problem with you rather than the game itself, especially since it has plenty different control types for you to choose from. I'll admit however that RE5's item inventory system was a downgrade from some of the previous games.

Originally posted by TH3_V01D
(seriusly aside from Wesker, fighting poor third world milita + farmers with pitchforks and old crossbows is hardly the ultimate mission).
Because RE4 had none of those said farmers with pitchforks, mirite?

Originally posted by killermover
Plus the team up shit, which was pretty stupid.
To be fair, the competitiveness of cooperative mercenaries online (as well as RE5's versus mode) makes it a lot more replayable than RE4. On that same token though, RE4 had a better campaign for the most part and a more fun solo mercenaries.

Originally posted by killermover
And a bland african **** who looks like a porn star in an interracial movie.
While not my favorite, I'll take her over Ashley Graham any day.

LLLLLink
Ada; 'nuff said.

Pyron_Knight
Leave Ashley alone. She had her first orgasm in the game after all.
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http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j10/Hyuga_Neji_Ninja/Resident%20Evil/Ashley%20Graham/2010-06-20-293072.jpg

Also a lovely little video
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FinalAnswer
Fanart dun count, it can make even Bayonetta hawt

Pyron_Knight
You're all a bunch of haters.

Nephthys
Becuase we don't find chimps attractive?

Nemesis X
The team up in RE5 only went to crap because during the beginning of the development, it wasn't even planned to be in there and due to Africans claiming that Capcom was racist, they had to throw Sheva in and everything was rushed. Capcom is not entirely at fault for making Resident Evil 5 mostly crappy.

I shot Ashley with my shotgun. That animal protection group is not gonna be happy with me.

Pyron_Knight
Originally posted by Nephthys
Becuase we don't find chimps attractive?

Well perhaps you know more about chimps than I do but how many of them have great racks or butts like Ashley's?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/phocuvanganh1988/Resident%20Evil/ashley.jpg

Honestly, it's just like a guy to ignore a perfectly lovely pair of T&A and focuss on the face.
How superficial.

She has some nice legs too.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Honestly, it's just like a guy to ignore a perfectly lovely pair of T&A and focuss on the face.
How superficial.

She has some nice legs too. The hypocrisy of this statement is incredible...

Nemesis X
I just realized that Ashley's face in that picture reminds me of the female dwarves seen in Dragon Age Origins. They're ugly.

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NemeBro
Originally posted by Nemesis X
I just realized that Ashley's face in that picture reminds me of the female dwarves seen in Dragon Age Origins. They're ugly. I think some are kind of cute actually.

Nemesis X
I'm just gonna leave this here...

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Pyron_Knight
Originally posted by NemeBro
The hypocrisy of this statement is incredible...

That was kind of the point.

But really, apart from Ashley's ears, what is so bad about her appearance? She has a cute outfit, a slutty outfit and an outfit that makes her invulnerable.
She has a nice body.
She has nice hair though I'm a soft touch for blondes.

So yeah, I'm going to say Ashley is hot because, apart from one or two flaws, she is.

Nemesis X
Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
That was kind of the point.

But really, apart from Ashley's ears, what is so bad about her appearance? She has a cute outfit, a slutty outfit and an outfit that makes her invulnerable.
She has a nice body.
She has nice hair though I'm a soft touch for blondes.

So yeah, I'm going to say Ashley is hot because, apart from one or two flaws, she is.

She may have a nice body but lacks the personality to back it all up. She's just so friggin annoying. Whenever she shouts "LEON, HELP!" somebody is aiming their gun at somebody and it isn't a Ganado.

Nephthys
Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Well perhaps you know more about chimps than I do but how many of them have great racks or butts like Ashley's?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/phocuvanganh1988/Resident%20Evil/ashley.jpg

Honestly, it's just like a guy to ignore a perfectly lovely pair of T&A and focus on the face.
How superficial.

She has some nice legs too.

I don't know what you're talking about but thats a damn fine picture of an elephant you've got there. The Resident Evil logo confused me though...

Plus her boobs are kind of saggy. Not to mention her duggy eyes, her crooked nose, her oddly shaped head, her ugly mouth and chin and the fact that she's very slightly chubby. And the whole missing link thing.

http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/RE4/Update%2015/Image36chimp.gif

NemeBro
Neph you're seriously exagerrating now. no expression

Nephthys
**** you! Ashley is the Devil's vag!

Pyron_Knight
Originally posted by NemeBro
Neph you're seriously exagerrating now. no expression

I think Nephthys watched this video and it drove him insane.
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Darkstorm Zero
PK.... I could kill you for posting that video!

Nemesis X
Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
I think Nephthys watched this video and it drove him insane.
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Listened for a whole 10 minutes. Did not feel a thing. Nephthys must be weak minded if he was easily driven insane by such a small nuisance.

Pyron_Knight
I don't mind it either.

But then again, insanity isn't like how they treat it in games like Eternal Darkness. It's very possible we both went crazy while watching the video but we just didn't notice it.

the ninjak
Leon has those mad knife fighting skills.

Much more impressive allround STAR in my opinion.

FinalAnswer
Chris punches Leon's knife in half.

Then his face in half.

LLLLLink
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Chris punches Leon's knife in half.

Then his face in half.

Leon backflips. Chris drowns in his own shit.

Ridley_Prime
Oh, this shit again?

FinalAnswer
Originally posted by LLLLLink
Leon backflips. Chris drowns in his own shit.



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sparerEMPIRE
Okay lets all remember one thing though. speed ALWAYS beats power and that's that. Leon has the speed of a leoperd so chris won't be able to keep up wih him. Leon wins, Chris losses

FinalAnswer
Except Wesker is faster then Leon.

Chris has no trouble reacting to Wesker and punching him out in their fights.

CosmicComet
Chris is both faster and stronger.

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