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SPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!

Discuss!

They're used to eat....um....I'm done.

You can play them too, with practice of course.

a spoonful of sugar

Reece Wither-SPOON?

Oh this thread really has legs Badboy.

Oh, lord she's hot. A MILF all the way.

By the way, does anyone breathe on a spoon and set it on the tip of their nose?

i can't..i have a pointy nose.
Maybe bad boy has a secret topic about this...for us still to find out.

the tick was a stupid show.

I use it as a tool to put the liquid food into my mouth.You can use it in different purposes of course.....

with two spoons you have a musical instrument

if you have more spoons you can rent them at a cheap restaurant

Also, some time ago, spoons were part of silverware, which was part of ... uh... the "indication" of one's wealth...and of course, the wealthier u were, the better _____ u got!
Guess what's missing !

Where would we be without spoons?

Spoonless!

spoonier ?spoolish ?

I have a spoon with the Nestle Quik Rabbit on the end of it.

"Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can Spoonman
Speak the rhythm on your own
Speak the rhythm all alone Spoonman" - Soundgarden`s Spoonman

"Well the cats in the cradle and the silver SPOON"

Oh god.....really running outta spoon references now.





No wait, Gary Neville is a spoon-footed t**t.

Spoonier ? No, don't think so....

thats stupid!
I like to throw spoons at my brother, thats just funny, especially when he's not expecting it coz, he craps himself its just funy to watch!

See spoons are weapons, so it's not so stupid.

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I want to share a meal with Corran !!!!

You would be more than welcome to.
Would you want me to spoon feed you or would you prefer a more conventional approach?

behave will you!?

never

*raises one eye brow* I'll take that as an always shall I?

Yes, you do that.

always take always as always

who asked you dozey?!

Did you get out of the wrong side of bed today?

nope! I can only get out of one side of my bed!

Yeah me too, that's how I knew that if I had gotten out of my own bed then it was the right side.

ha.....................not funny!

Au contraire mon ami.

now you disagree!

But in a nice way.

Lara,how nice of you to drop in
Haven't seen you for a long time

its not a regular thing so dont get used to it!
it's only coz I've got an assignment to and need a bit of assisstence. I'm normally on line during the day.

yeah......I noticed that.anyway glad u're online

I eat cheese with spoons!

weird.......
I just hate ppl who are too lazy to use more then one eating tool and they just "play" with the meat in the plate.And a horrible sound comes out....use the knife !!!

did anyone ever play the card game spoons? We still play that at my house and it gets vicious. My cousin actually dove across the table in an attempt not to lose.

share the rules.....

...I can't wait....

I realise this is a purely spoon related thread, but where do we all stand with the hybrid bastard son of the spoon and fork...........the spork?

Personally I refuse to use the foul devices, I'm strictly spoon orthodox.

I have never seen a spork !
Can U describe one such foul beast ?

They hand them out at KFC. They're spoon shaped but they have three prongs at the end like a fork, usually plastic and generally white.

Oh yeah, have't been to KFC in quite some time now, but I think I remember smth like that, weird indeed... they do save space though !

hmmmmmm

Isn't the spork illegal still in this country?

everything's available on the streets

Can you get gilt edged spoons then?

um..of course

Oh, cool. I also want one of those big pasta spoons too, can you put me in touch with a 'dealer'?

let me see..surrey, right? ask for "Pete" at your local McDonalds and I'm sure you will find the results pleasing.

Thought of another spoon reference....

Do you ever notice when they have a story about Uri Gellar in the tabloids they always refer to him as "Spoon bender"?

We even refer to very bendable cutlery as "Uri Geller cutlery'. It appears to be his only achievement.

....................*recomposes* is that suposed to be funny?

so you laughed at queeq instead of at his joke?

So you do understand Binary?

Binary:
A simple musical stucture used in remixes and original compositions.
for example: A B A2 B A3 B A
taking a bar or several bars form a piece of music and a creating a variation and arranging the sections to create a new piece of music.

Original definition.

Wow, I am truly impressed.

yeah, very original

although I'm sure thats not what you ment, dearest corran.

No, I did not.

then what did you mean? simplistic? single form? what?

The numerical Binary system.

I can't get my head round it, its all ones and zero's to me.

Where did binary come from? I thought we were discussing the meaniful topic of spoons? A versatile device principly for eating, a means to exercise psychic powers, a makeshift weapon, how highly profound this discussion is...

Original definition? Of binary? No it isn't.

Its just a bunch of numbers...why is that so interesting?

Lara appeared to be talking music to me, not numbers. Could well be considered more interesting than spoons.

Still, put two spoons together and they would be binary spoons... which is the 'original' definition of binary.

(Not the spoons, you understand. The pairing part)

No I don't understand

Oh well

I didn't think you'd care.

Awwwww. I feel guilty for re-messing up the spoons thread now.

Make fun of me its really funny oh sarcastic one

I don't remember being sarcastic.

He's not sarcastic, he's Ush.

Good point that man

Thank you.

Back to the spoons then......

Who likes it when you see your reflection upside down in a spoon? I can't wait to have to explain that to one of my kids (when I get round to knocking some out that is).

Amazing to see how an old thread can pick up like this.... and in completely the wrong direction. THese boards never cease to amaze me.

I can't wait for one of my kids to explain it to me.

I'd like to point out that the upside down thing does not work with wooden spoons.

I should know, I've just tried it.

It doesn't work with plastic ones either - again a result of testing

It does for women though

In school if you use plastic spoons, they break

I apologise Im a paranoid void of self-belief.

Bad boy-I sympathise, though I eat nothing out of that cateen...

Spoken like a gentleman.

I like big spoons.

"Size doesn't matter...It how you use"
- says MICHAEL CAINE in Austin powers 3

Small spoons are the best because I don't like the big ones in my mouth!

Remember that I'm talking about spoons!

sureee....

Your mouth has more than enough room considering how much crap comes out of it!

FORKS!!!!!!!!!!!

don't discuss

They don't have plastic spoons at my school. Just sporks.

I'm not a big dessert/pudding eater, but when I do fancy one I'll usually eat it with a tea-spoon so it last longer. Is that strange?

nope, pretty smart

hmmm dont try to bend the spoon...it will never work...

My... over 100 and still on topic. Reminds of Kentucky Fried Movie.... the court room skit.

hum?

discuss what.....I use a spoon every morning....oh what thrilling conversaiton

lucky you..

I think this ones run its course now, any more spoon related posts before I shut this down?

unusual having mech closing threads

he is evil!

Yeh there are more spoon related posts!

For example, spoons are famous! They even appear in songs!

Ugly Kid Joe-
And the cats in the cradle with the silver SPOON!

spoon in the Matrix!! dam this is a multi usebale thread..hehe funny word!

You can get multi-useable spoons!

hmmm, this sounds interessting....

Also with spoons:

There's a card game that my family plays, whatever amount of people you have playing (no more than 6) you have one spoon each, except for one person.

You have a dealer and s/he will pass cards along one at a time, the object of the game is to have 4 of a kind (you are only allowed 4 cards at a time) and once you have 4 of a kind you reach for a spoon in the middle of the floor or table. Once you are reaching fgor one then everybody throws their cards down and reaches for a spoon. TRhe one person who doesn't have a spoon gets a letter beside their name ona piece of paper.

Once you have S.P.O.O.N.S written beside your name you are out.

Then you take one spoon away and keep playing until one person wins after everybody else is out with S.P.O.O.N.S

WARNING: This game can get dangerous (depending on how much you want a spoon.)

My family has broken two tabels and three chairs from literally jumping on the table to get a spoon.

Also I have had serious cuts on my hands from other peoples nails when they were reaching for the same spoon as I.

But nonetheless it's a fun and addiciting game.

I recommend that you try it.

some times

Err Lance is it wise having that many weapons in one place?

Oh dear lord, the thread has come back to life!

and still on topic.

Weapons? Spoons???

You need to read the first page of this thread. specifically my fisr post on the subject

I'm too tired to read that far back into the past.

your loss.

Yeah, but you can still give me the condensed version right now.

The condensed version is that spoons are weapons, you need to read the whole thing to appreciate the thinking on this, sorry the insane ramblings of this.

Enough with the cutlery based thread already!

Closing.