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On the trail of an dirty cop who has been misappropriating the police departments Mops, Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh combine their honeymoon with a trip to NJ to follow up on some strong leads.

Their search leads the to Tromaville, where tracing the sources of rumours of the mops all leading to a guy called 'Melvin' take them to the Tromaville gym, where they hope to find evidence on the dirty cop..

Riggs and Murtaugh argue at the gym when Riggs has eyed up one of the guys there and Murtaugh starts getting all possessive.
During their spat, a bucket containing 12 mops falls over, several of them inexplicably wounding civilians gathered at the gym.

On hearing the distress caused by the commotion and what he percieves to be an attack on innocents, out bursts Melvin Toxic Avenger to confront Riggs and Murtaugh for a violent showdown.
Riggs and Murtaugh pull out their guns Roger has 30 rounds, Riggs 2 full beretta 9mm clips.

Its onnnnnnnnnnnn.

Who wins?
(1st movie screen feats only for all characters in their primes.)

I see a mop going up asses and heads being split in two.

The battle could be as epic as this, according to some of Rigg's supporters:

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Never seen TA. Vid?

Toxic Avenger rips their arms off and beats their wives with them.

I think he had HF as well.

Tromaville is the most messed up place next to Twin Peaks.

Toxie is one badass mo fo.. Riggtaugh runs away with his tail between his legs lol

Just watched a clip of TA taking 5 .357's and not even slowing down.

Biggest spite thread ever. Might as well make a McClane versus Deadpool thread.

T.A. is like the 80's Lou Ferringo Hulk but with no morals.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Biggest spite thread ever. Might as well make a McClane versus Deadpool thread.

I know! Poor Deadpool!

Nah, poor McClane.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never seen TA. Vid?

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I thought you starred in it as pre-toxic Melvin. (j/k)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Just watched a clip of TA taking 5 .357's and not even slowing down.

Biggest spite thread ever. Might as well make a McClane versus Deadpool thread.

Not really spite, more of a fun thread designed to keep levity.

Can't Riggs kick him or try to break his neck..?

Necks're necks according to you.

Originally posted by Robtard
I see a mop going up asses and heads being split in two.

Its a distinct possibility.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not really spite, more of a fun thread designed to keep levity.

Can't Riggs kick him or try to break his neck..?

Necks're necks according to you. That depends. Was it ever implied that TA's neck was anything more than a regular neck?

Not directly I guess.

You would just assume it mutated with the rest of his body.

Yes. It certainly got a lot wider.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That depends. Was it ever implied that TA's neck was anything more than a regular neck?

Was it ever implied that McClane's neck was anything other than a regular neck?
No. But it endures more than any neck/back we've seen enduring anything without breaking before.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Was it ever implied that McClane's neck was anything other than a regular neck?
No. But it endures more than any neck/back we've seen enduring anything without breaking before.

What exactly did it endure?

All four Die Hard movies.

Many fights with world class MA artists, Marines, Assassins, Mercenaries, and humungoid lunatics.....And the constant trauma to it from falls, explosions, tumbles down stairs, crashes, etc etc that would have broken our necks/backs or at the very least slipped a few discs...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
All four Die Hard movies.

Many fights with world class MA artists, Marines, Assassins, Mercenaries, and humungoid lunatics.....And the constant trauma to it from falls, explosions, tumbles down stairs, crashes, etc etc that would have broken our necks/backs or at the very least slipped a few discs... Not Mac. TA.

Survived four Toxic Avenger movies.

Many fights with street Punks, gangs, security, cops, Superhero/villian Man/fish hybrids, survived full on car crashs, impacts from all assailants, survived fighting an evil version of himself...much like McClane's, except the evilself fighting bit..

OK, Riggs unloads a clip in TA's face. Results?

I'd say he takes it.

No, what does the TA movie imply?

That he takes it.

The movie is on youtube. Link it.

You link it.

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaahaa Riggs unloads cop killers in TA's face and wins.

.....wins the look of utter disappointment on Toxies's face at the fact that Riggs couldnt even kill him with Cop Killer rounds.

There's always neck breaking!!!

Let him try.

Question, straight forward and simple: Is TA immune to gunfire?

Certainly resistant.

They have 9mms. Plus there are civillians screaming and running around.
TA throws something big at one and charges the other...tanking the bullets. Murtaugh gets ripped in half then rinse and repeat for Riggs.

So TA is bulletproof? Even to armor piercing rounds? If so, what was the point of this thread?

To see what The riggtaugh could do to such a monster.

Hows that neckbreak working out...?
Do you acknowledge that Riggs might not be able to do it on someone with a nigh on unbreakeble neck?

And to answer your question: Its a Versus thread. Its meant to be fun.

OK then, Riggs breaks his neck, indo story.

Or... Toxie breaks his.

Hey, crazy things happen when toxic waste is involved.

As Riggs might very well find out.

Or Riggs shoots him in the eyes, blinding him. Cuz you know, Riggs is that good a shot.

Worth a try, but being in massive explosions and stuff and getting shot loads didnt do that yet.

A bullet to the eye'll blind him just fine. Hell, it'd even go through his skull and destroy the brain.

So, on that note, Riggs kills TA with one well placed eye shot.

On that bum note, ya mean... I dont think it would go through.

Theres no screenfeat reason to suggest that it would have that effect.

Is there a scene showing bullets bouncing off of TA's eyeballs?

I can't believe I just asked that.

There lots of scenes of him being shot up and down and then lots of shots of skulls being crushed/mopped.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Is there a scene showing bullets bouncing off of TA's eyeballs?

I can't believe I just asked that.

No but way more impressive feats of eyeball survival.

And since theres no direct eyeball shot, we just have to assume for now that it has no effect, due to how indestructible the rest of him seems to be.

So that's a no. 9mm bullet goes right through TA's eyeball, finds the brain, and kills.

Glad we agree on that.

Ummm YOU agree with yourself on that.

So just cause that shit recent Superman was shown repelling bullet impact with his eyes, and Reeve wasnt shown doing that, that Lex coulda won in Superman I by shooting SUperman in the eye...?

Yes or no?

Aaahahahhaaahhaa lulz at you comparing TA to Superman.

Not Superman, nincompoop.
You'd always stand a more of a chance against superman...
He wont kill you, and you can kill him if you have Kryptonite .

(The Hulk, maybe).

LULZ at you claiming to know the extent of a characters abilitahhhs despite having never seen a movie involving that character

LULZ even harder at you implying that TA's eyeballs are bulletproof haermm

LULZ Approximately to the power of ten at you asserting that they're not.

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Rows of emoticons all laughing at your supposition, from a distance.

You gotta have some proof to back that claim up with, babe.

You got none.

Moving on.

Likewise.



Toxie wins by reaching out and crushing Rigg's head like a melon with his left. And reaching into Rigg's throat, tearing Murtaughs nutsack off then stamping on his head.

Or Riggs could just shoot TA's eyes out.

Not if Toxie raise his hand to his face, protecting it.
Screen feat.

Then Murtaugh shoots his eyes out.

Murtaugh have to able to do that with no arms, and in fact being battered around the head with those same arms.

No, they WILL it to happen.

They have psychokinetic powers that work also from beyond the grave?

Nah, they live. Just ask Roddy Piper.

The aliens from that movie would have whipped Riggs too.

haermm No, you know that's not true.

They Live aliens were fodder.

But without glasses Riggtaugh get killed by old ladies in the street.

lol