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For undisclosed reasons, the CIA have hired the Expendables to extract and kill John J. Rambo ,who has been hiding the Amazon jungle for 4 days. Rambo, through undisclosed means, has heard that someone is coming after him, but he doesn't know exactly who, only that they're quite skilled. The Expendables have 1 day prep and access to any resources they had in the film (expect their plane. They reached the Amazon via military chopper). What happens?

Rambo corn-holes them all; Statham's character twice, cos he's so pretty.

Why would someone put Rambo in the jungle here?