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Toxic Avenger from the 1984 Toxic Avenger Film, Robocop from the Robocop trilogy.

Robocop is out on patrol in old Detroit. At a distance, he sees Toxic Avenger beating up some bad guys. Mistaking him for a enemy, Robocop tells TA to stop and identify himself, TA refuses, Robocop draws out his standard handgun, but before he can fire, TA advances forward and smacks the gun out of his hand.

H2H fight to the death. Which slow, strong, and durable juggernaut wins?

Prolly Robo.

*wrist blade snaps out*

Hmmm, I remember that in the first "Toxic Avenger", all he did was waste a few jocks and some punkers... but it's been while. Also, I don't remember him having any huge feats of strengths... It's been a couple of years since I last saw that movie.

If this was "Citizen Toxie" Toxie, then he might have a chance, since I remember him literally ripping people apart and facing a totally uber alternate reality version of Sgt. Kabuki Man.

Whoops, my mistake, I didn't know there were four Toxic Avenger films, I've only seen the first one. In that case, all four films for Toxic Avenger allowed too. To only allow the first movie would be a very silly handicap.

Toxic Avenger from Toxic Avenger 1-4, Robocop from Robocop 1-3.

Tricky. But I'd say Toxic Avenger.
Insane durablity to impact of all magnitudes, fire, bullets etc and Hes probably strong enough to throw Robocop about a bit.

Even his handprints eat through metal.
Citizen Toxie FTW But with sadness as I really like Robocop.

Originally posted by DarkNemesis
Whoops, my mistake, I didn't know there were four Toxic Avenger films, I've only seen the first one. In that case, all four films for Toxic Avenger allowed too. To only allow the first movie would be a very silly handicap.

Toxic Avenger from Toxic Avenger 1-4, Robocop from Robocop 1-3.

You f*cked up by including Robo 3.

In that movie (although it was a festering piece dog shit) Robo had a jetpack and a crazy plama-protectile-shooting gun. Robo 3 would just keep to the air and blow any version of Toxie a new arsehole.

Edit : Oh yeah, H2H. Well, still if Robo had the jetpack he'd still have an advantage H2H. Speed Blitz, FTW.

i'd give it too toxie for the slight majority

Robocop 3 owns.
Dude could fly and shoots missiles.
Toxie would have to go indoors and take him on in a civilian area. Normal Robocop and this would be an epic fight.

H2H Toxie has more agility. And if you pick up Robocop from behind he is screwed.

Would Robo be able to stab him with his wrist blade?

He could try I guess.

It might melt though.

Best part of TA was when he threw those needles at dudes face, dude was like "Oh nooooooooooooooooooo NOW I HAVE AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That wasnt in that movie.

That was in Citizen Toxie. (Where there are way better kills)

Are you pretending to see stuff again for the coolz points?

Of course I am!!!

Thought soz.

Been watching compilation trailers?

The one I watched said "Toxic Avenger 1 0f 11" I think. I lol'd. The scene where he ripped the guys balls off and shuffled them like dice was epic.

Thats a compilation vid in no particular order then.

'Cause that balls moment happens in number four also.

Then whoever posted the vids mislabeled them. I'll have Rob burn them and send them to me in order.

Yep thats a good idea (Although I'd only bother with 1 and 4 if I were you)
or Piratebay 'em.

Nah, Rob works for oranges, it's cheaper.

Anyway 2 and 3 are awful. But 1 and 4 are genius. If you like that then check out Class of Nuke'em high and Redneck Zombies.

Shit films like TA might be shit, but they always bear watching.

The second and third are shit.

When you've seen em, you'll be able to comment better, I guess.

I guess we'll see, won't we? Which one does he fight three black guys harassing a cop?

One of the assailants is dressed badly as a woman in an alley..?

Sounds like number one.

Then yeah, it's shit.

People that dont get it always say that.

Especially when their favorite character in the whole world gets mutilated horribly to death by that shit character, huh?

So TA sees in code, like Neo? Cool.

Huh?

Code. Neo. TA sees that.

Oh good.

Where was that seen then?

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I dunno, one of those shit matrix films.

But Toxic Avenger wasnt in them....?

Maybe he was.

I seeeeeeeee.

Coulda been behind Waldo, slippery little shit.

Toxie picks up Robocop from behind.
And like an upsidedown turtle can't do squat to Toxie.

BFR.