You vs. Ivan Drago

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Lestov16
You're standing in line at McDonald's when someone taps you on the shoulder. You turn around to face a tall, muscular blonde guy who happens to look a lot like Dolph Lundgren in his prime. The tall man then utters "I must break you."

What do you do?

King Castle
punch/knee to the balls head butt to the nose and pray he goes down so i can continue exploiting the opening attack or offer him a stick of gum..

"hey, mister want some candy?"

ares834
Rollover and die.

steverules_2
I run to the top of a mountain after out running some Russian guys in a car and then start shouting his name

Dave_97
*cracks neck* Time to end the cold war once and for all.

King Castle
you're doing it wrong..

http://www.leapfrog-entertainment.com/Artists/Big/BradB/sword.jpg

Robtard
Originally posted by Lestov16

What do you do?

Call immigration.

King Castle
they only care if they are brown.

steverules_2
Originally posted by Robtard
Call immigration.

His tongue didn't come through customs dur I've retired more men than social security

Rogue Jedi
Get a big gun.

Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Lestov16
You're standing in line at McDonald's when someone taps you on the shoulder. You turn around to face a tall, muscular blonde guy who happens to look a lot like Dolph Lundgren in his prime. The tall man then utters "I must break you."

What do you do?

I challenge him to a fight at Christmas, go to Russia, train like a mofo, and play some Vince DiCola during our fight.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
I challenge him to a fight at Christmas, go to Russia, train like a mofo, and play some Vince DiCola during our fight. Then you scream as he slams his Russian cock inside you.

Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then you scream as he slams his Russian cock inside you.

I'm not sure how you got your mom mixed up with me...

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
I'm not sure how you got your mom mixed up with me... My mom would never take on a 900 pound Russian. She'd shoot his ass.

Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My mom would never take on a 900 pound Russian. She'd shoot his ass.

Yeah, she would shoot him.






While she was on her knees.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Yeah, she would shoot him.






While she was on her knees. Nah. .38 special snub nose downs the Russian. That's actually what she carries.

Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah. .38 special snub nose downs the Russian. That's actually what she carries.

Is that what she calls it now?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Is that what she calls it now? The firearm she carries in her purse? That's the literal name for it.

Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The firearm she carries in her purse? That's the literal name for it.

In her "purse." Gotcha. Got some coins in there.

Rogue Jedi
Dollah dollah bill yo.

Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dollah dollah bill yo.

Which side's West?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Which side's West? Who's on first?

Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Who's on first?

Depends, who typed the earliest Youtube comment?

Rogue Jedi
Uncle Leo?

steverules_2
From Lethal weapon

Mr. Rhythmic
I just realized something.
SteveRules_2, isn't your sig technically invalid now?

steverules_2
You mean since we now know Kenny is Mysterion? Kinda, but I liked the line so decided to use it

Rogue Jedi
I know, ok ok ok?

dadudemon
I would force Push Ivan Drago away and then use reducto spell on him. Then I would light him on fire with fire bending and crush his legs with earth bending. Finally, I would hold out my hand and then make him explode into a cloud of nothingness.

Robtard
Originally posted by dadudemon
I would force Push Ivan Drago away and then use reducto spell on him. Then I would light him on fire with fire bending and crush his legs with earth bending. Finally, I would hold out my hand and then make him explode into a cloud of nothingness.

He'd teleport first; appear behind you and hit you with a 100,000k psi punch, making you implode. /fact

dadudemon
Originally posted by Robtard
He'd teleport first; appear behind you and hit you with a 100,000k psi punch, making you implode. /fact

NAY!


All the powers I listed were from, in order:

Force powers from Star Wars
Harry Potter Magic
Avatar from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Dr. Manhattan's god powers from The Watchmen.

My magic would make be able to apparate, too. My force would allow me to have better reaction times than Drago. My Manhattan powers would allow me to be unbeatable. And my avatar powers would make things more fun.


Yes, I'm aware you knew all of that, already.

Yes, I'm aware you were making a joke about the Harry Potter threads in the MVF. Others are not.

Rogue Jedi
Correct. Oklahoma teleporters are 5x faster than Russian teleporters.

Teleporting 101.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Correct. Oklahoma teleporters are 5x faster than Russian teleporters.

Teleporting 101.

It's cause the Russian dudes are full of vodka.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
It's cause the Russian dudes are full of vodka. And you're full of pewp.

Being full of Vodka>>>>>>>>>>>>being full of pewp.

ADarksideJedi
KNowing that I can't fight him if I want to stay alive I ran awy! smile

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