Weakest film character who can best Rambo in a jungle

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Lestov16
Whom is the "weakest" film character who can defeat Rambo in guerrilla warfare in a jungle?

the ninjak
Mogwai......it starts to rain.

steverules_2
I doubt mogwai would do anything to Rambo since they weren't vicious until they found food after midnight and became gremlins

the ninjak
Or got wet hence the rain.

Kaibs
A) What's up with all the recent Rambo threads.
B) What does Rambo have in this jungle.

Sadako of Girth
Predator could take him, IMO.
Maybe Robocop... Toxic Avenger....Tarzan.

Also, those trees in Evil Dead that rape that woman.

Kaibs
I say swamp thing takes his ass down!

Sadako of Girth
Good call.


A gang of triffids might be able to manage it also.

BruceSkywalker
the pod people replace rambo with a 90 lb weakling big grin

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Predator could take him, IMO.
Maybe Robocop... Toxic Avenger....Tarzan.

Also, those trees in Evil Dead that rape that woman. Brendan Fraser-zan?

jinXed by JaNx
Connor MacLeod.

the ninjak
Those mini Ash's from Army of Darkness.

dadudemon
Dr. Manhattan plus the Sorcerer Supreme are probably juuuuuust enough to come up with a victory.

the ninjak
Originally posted by dadudemon
Dr. Manhattan plus the Sorcerer Supreme are probably juuuuuust enough to come up with a victory.

Someones gotta man-crush stick out tongue

steverules_2
Originally posted by the ninjak
Or got wet hence the rain.

No water makes them multiply in numbers, it doesn't turn them into gremlins...they turn into Gremlins if they eat after midnight

the ninjak
Originally posted by steverules_2
No water makes them multiply in numbers, it doesn't turn them into gremlins...they turn into Gremlins if they eat after midnight

I didn't know that. So if you just wet Mogwai you get 50 Mogwais?

BruceSkywalker
adrian balboa ftw

roughrider
Jack Sparrow, through his amazing dumb luck. stick out tongue

Lestov16
OK. Weakest Human Character big grin

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Lestov16
OK. Weakest Human Character big grin

see here..

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
adrian balboa ftw

steverules_2
Originally posted by the ninjak
I didn't know that. So if you just wet Mogwai you get 50 Mogwais?

Yup yes

0mega Spawn
those germs from Osmosis Jones

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Brendan Fraser-zan?

George of the jungle?
No he gets his dumb ass violated against Rambo.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
George of the jungle?
No he gets his dumb ass violated against Rambo. Christopher Lambert-Zan?

Sadako of Girth
He'd do better than 'George of the morgue' (as he would be known after the fight) would.

Rogue Jedi
Better than Curious George, I guess. George Costanza?

the ninjak
Lambert's Tarzan was hardcore!

And could make crazy animal sounds to divert attention.

Sadako of Girth
The legend of Greystoke ftw

steverules_2
Mac with the SUV

the ninjak
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The legend of Greystoke ftw

word

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The legend of Greystoke ftw GREAT ****in movie.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by steverules_2
Mac with the SUV

shifty

Tattoos N Scars
Maybe the Zohan

Rogue Jedi
Zohan would rape Rambo in any scenario. Quite violently.

Bloinky
Human Character : Kevin McCallister
Non Human : Ewoks
Robotic : Wall-E

golem370
Harry from Harry and the Hendersons.

chomperx9
Tarzan

BruceSkywalker
aunt may everyday stomps rambo in the jungle

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