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The unofficial sequel to "You vs. Ivan Drago."

For anyone that has seen the show "Delocated," Sergei is the second scariest Russian villain of all time (of course behind Ivan Drago).
Now let's say that you're in MacDonalds, and someone pushes you from behind. You turn around, it's Sergei, and you immediately yell in irritation for whatever reason. Sergei doesn't have his weapons, except the fact that he's, well, Sergei. What do you do?

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He's too silly for me to take seriously.

Originally posted by JacopeX
He's too silly for me to take seriously.

He scares me shitless.

I'd just take out my gun and shoot him.

One of the perks of being black. It's expected of me.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
He excites me shirtless.

O rly?


Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I'd just take out my gun and shoot him.

One of the perks of being black. It's expected of me.

You could just woo him with an awesome base-line. (South Park reference FTW.)

I defuse the situation by talking him down. I'm a diplomat.