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Isn't your island on fire?

in situations of this sort you apply the most obvious solution: You kick it!
if that doesn't work, again you apply the most obvious solution: You kick it harder

And finally if that doesn't work, just shut it down, ignore it 4 a while and the next day it'll work perfectly...

this actually works..amaizingly enough

or you can call a profesionist and fix it......

pwah..saved by the rational solution.

Naughty computers need to be spanked!

Repairs by percussion seems to be an underlying theme here....

Well, you CAN install all, all over again, if you have the patience and a working copy of Windows that works from a fresh install.

But... we would really need to better know what is wrong. Computers have little problems all the time.

Agreed, a description of the problem would be useful.

@It doesn't work' and the ilk are not very useful.

Burn it.

Flamethrower style. Works every time.

Computers are problems themselves. Waste of flamethrower fuel...

Nothing a good rocket launcher can't fix...

Make sure to fire LONG range you maniac!