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Six years after Earth has suffered an alien invasion a journalist agrees to escort an American tourist through an infected zone in Mexico to the safety of the US border. http://www.monstersthemovie.com release date in uk cinemas December 3, 2010.

I would express my opinions of this tripe but i don't want to irritate someone

THIS MOVIE SUCKS! I have a set of balls unlike some people.

You two are idiots posting in an idiots topic who never comes back to reply. Oh...

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Originally posted by MildPossession
You two are idiots posting in an idiots topic who never comes back to reply. Oh...

You are also posting in this idiots thread. Oh....

Yes, it took me a day to think up a comeback.

My Oh... was my realisation that I had posted in this topic, so you were a bit late. :P

I thought you meant oh... like in ohhhhh burn.

Dammit I lost again.

Originally posted by MildPossession
My Oh... was my realisation that I had posted in this topic, so you were a bit late. :P

I wasn't going to call you out...,i got the joke. However, since someone either didn't get the joke or just insisted on being an ass and call you out...,don't call me stupid, dumbass. IT hurtz my feelingz

I think there is already a thread on this

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Originally posted by MildPossession
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Yea, you don't remember posting in it? I remember distinctively, you posting in the thread.

I believe that was in the Skyline topic.

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Wait a minute...this movie sucked and it had a really really low budget? DAMN IT!


I thought it looked good. I wanted to see it.

It doesn't suck. See it for yourself...

It does suck. Now, go and clean those dishes. whip

**** off.

Leafy never comes back to post.

Is that guy even a real member?

Originally posted by MildPossession
**** off.

Oops.. Please check ur PM.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I wasn't going to call you out...,i got the joke. However, since someone either didn't get the joke or just insisted on being an ass and call you out...,don't call me stupid, dumbass. IT hurtz my feelingz

Yes, I did fail at getting Mild's joke.

Facepalming myself.

facepalm

*Punches Nuuly*

Mild, got me again....

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^ Go away you moron.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait a minute...this movie sucked and it had a really really low budget? DAMN IT!


I thought it looked good. I wanted to see it. [/QUOTE

Suck isn't a strong enough word. Although, i'm not sure what word to use in place of suck. I have poor articulation and a limited vocabulary. What ever word describes, the worst thing ever, would be a good word. So, until i find that word i'll stick with painful.

Really really ignore Janx. He's an idiot.

See it and you'll come back saying it sucks. Not as bad as Skyline though.

Anythings better than that rubbish...

Even Starship Troopers 2?

Came away very disappointed by this film...The setting and plot are completely irrelevant as it's entirely about the forming of the relationship between the 2 main characters. It had some very choice shots in it though...Some beautiful imagery but that's about it. Calling it "Monsters" is highly misleading though..."Lack of Monsters" is more like it...

Heh.

Originally posted by MildPossession
Really really ignore Janx. He's an idiot.


See how the silly succubus spits her poison tongue? She knows that she is wrong. This movie is boring and pointless.

I wouldn't say it's boring and pointless...I'd say the trailer and the title make it out to be something it's not.

^ Thank you. I have mentioned a lot, all over the internet, not to expect a big action film and so on.

Jaden, were you impressed that this film only cost around £250,000?

Originally posted by MildPossession
^ Thank you. I have mentioned a lot, all over the internet, not to expect a big action film and so on.

Jaden, were you impressed that this film only cost around £250,000?

There's only really 1 scene with a large amount of CGI which would appear expensive...The rest is token gestures and look bad being so...Grainy night vision TV footage of tentacled monsters mostly...

So hydraulic work with a couple of pick up trucks flipping over and the like.

Like "The Road" most of the footage of devastation is clearly on location in places such as New Orleans in areas still abandoned since Katrina and possibly cities in southern America that have been hit by earthquakes so there wasn't much cost involved.

I knew I wouldn't be getting a huge action movie for the budget but the problem is that even in most of the scenes where you expect some kind of incident to happen as the build up occurs...there is nothing.

Granted though...Some of the camera work is exceptional...I small scene is executed beautifully...Namely when they are travelling up river in a motor boat and the sun is setting and the camera is focused on the reflections in the rippling water...It looks amazing.

Apart from some choice cinematography and good acting by the lead male there isn't a lot going for it.

The cinematography was excellent.

Literally, ever other aspect of the movie was balls. Complete... and utter... balls.

I'm generous and giving this more than like a 5/10, and that 5 is only due to how beautiful the shots were, as Jaden mentioned.