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There is a knock at your door. You open it to see Rogue Jedi looking worn and dishevelled and confused, even for RJ. Just before he collapses to the ground RJ grasps your hand and says "You have to help me stop them. They're...They're going to kill...Jeff Bridges".

It is all up to you now.

What do you do next?

As I help RJ up I screamed "where the hell is he?"

RJ: I was in the Gay Bar across the street with Jeff, he was so cool being the straight guy there. When a group of fascist pricks busted in breaking up the place. Jeff beat the crap out of most of them but this one guy shived him in the back you gotta help him.

I threw RJ away and ran out into the street and kicked all their fascist asses.

Jeff: Ninjak you are the coolest ......so freakin cool! Take this amulet with it you will be the NEXT DUDE!

Ninjak: Thanks Jeff I'll use these powers wisely.

And so Ninjak was born!

Why in the hell would I risk my life for Jeff Bridges?

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Originally posted by the ninjak
As I help RJ up I screamed "where the hell is he?"

RJ: I was in the Gay Bar across the street with Jeff, he was so cool being the straight guy there. When a group of fascist pricks busted in breaking up the place. Jeff beat the crap out of most of them but this one guy shived him in the back you gotta help him.

I threw RJ away and ran out into the street and kicked all their fascist asses.

Jeff: Ninjak you are the coolest ......so freakin cool! Take this amulet with it you will be the NEXT DUDE!

Ninjak: Thanks Jeff I'll use these powers wisely.

And so Ninjak was born!

This is inaccurate as you cannot be the next "Dude" until the previous Dude has passed and the previous Dude can never die.


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"The Dude sits in his corner alone, casually making doodles where his homework should stand, careless of the world yet waiting for the time when he can rise again."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Why in the hell would I risk my life for Jeff Bridges?

Alright. You're not saving Jeff Bridges. You're saving The Dude himself!

XD

i'd take his body to the back, and gag ball him.
pulp fiction style.

Only from Dave :P

Did I just somehow end up in the Unhosted RP section?

Nope, it's Hosted by a drunk guy in the back.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Alright. You're not saving Jeff Bridges. You're saving The Dude himself! Self preservation, man.

Self Deterioration

Nah, what I said.

No what I said!

Nope. +1 for RJ.

I read the title of this thread as "A tale of mystery and excrement" haermm

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I read the title of this thread as "A tale of mystery and excrement" haermm Mhm, cuz you're full of poop.

NO! *throw's an Amulet of Dellusion onto RJ*
RJ: Defense - 10
Mentality - 10
Strength - 25

Phoenix3068 hits Rogue Jedi for 452,190 damage.
Phoenix3068 Wins!

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
NO! *throw's an Amulet of Dellusion onto RJ*
RJ: Defense - 10
Mentality - 10
Strength - 25

Phoenix3068 hits Rogue Jedi for 452,190 damage.
Phoenix3068 Wins! Nah. Confundus. Then Avada kedavra.

Speaking of poop, haven't seen KC in a while.

Expelliarmus! (Mispelling)

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Expelliarmus! (Mispelling) Protego, *****.

Protego! NOT PROTEGO! OH ****!


Question: What the hell is protego?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, cuz you're full of poop.
B:tch. mhm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Speaking of poop, haven't seen KC in a while.
haermm

It's Protego Totalum RJ =_=

*apparates away*

Sectumsempra on all of yous weirdos

Pffft......*half apparates*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pffft......*half apparates*

The fact that I just tried to 'like' this tells me I spend way too much time on Facebook...

If you say so.

Which I just did.

I know you are but what am I.


HA.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
This is inaccurate as you cannot be the next "Dude" until the previous Dude has passed and the previous Dude can never die.


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"The Dude sits in his corner alone, casually making doodles where his homework should stand, careless of the world yet waiting for the time when he can rise again."

A few contradictions here.

Originally posted by Lestov16
There is a knock at your door. You open it to see Rogue Jedi looking worn and dishevelled and confused, even for RJ. Just before he collapses to the ground RJ grasps your hand and says "You have to help me stop them. They're...They're going to kill...Jeff Bridges".

It is all up to you now.

What do you do next?
Is he dead? Make sure he's dead mmm

I imagine that RJ would just say 'Shut the f*ck up Donny!'

Mhm.

*Grabs a rock quickly and beats RJ to death* Okay he's dead, now what?

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
*Grabs a rock quickly and beats RJ to death* Okay he's dead, now what? Instant regen, adamantium skeleton, beeeotch.

*pulls out a gun and fires it into RJ's mouth* Death, Fight Club style

Nah, still here. I have a pet Crow too.

... *kicks RJ off a cliff and listens to his screams (and or moans) of terror as he falls to his almost certain death* Eh, if it doesn't kill him, it'll hurt.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
... *kicks RJ off a cliff and listens to his screams (and or moans) of terror as he falls to his almost certain death* Eh, if it doesn't kill him, it'll hurt. Fail, I can fly.

You can't fly! Godzilla pee'd on you way back when and melted your flying ability from your body.

K, I can apparate.

No you can only apparate Half way!

Nah, I'm the ****in RJ.

no, you were spelled upon by Syren so you can no longer do your stunts so bleh!

Now, off with his head!
giljotiini

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
no, you were spelled upon by Syren so you can no longer do your stunts so bleh!

Now, off with his head!
giljotiini


*Accios your clothes*



HA.

Ha! Jokes on you, I'm not wearing any!















..... wait wha...?

YES.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Ha! Jokes on you, I'm not wearing any!















..... wait wha...?

My penis has a sudden case of Rigor mortis

Ahahahaha I'll leave you to Blax's penis now.

Much rather you didn't

Holy shit: RJ is still the most popular guy on KMC.

Yes, I am.

RJ will you be mah *****? XD

Just F*ck her already John.

Ya think she can handle it?

Nope. Not at all.

The mental image of RJ having sex with anything is reason enough for me to contemplate suicide.

Then dont?

Originally posted by mikeydude
Then dont?
You made me think of it, Harry.

O.o nah, if he's mah ***** he's makin' me money!

I'm a pimp named Jamie 83

Originally posted by dadudemon
Holy shit: RJ is still the most popular guy on KMC.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yes, I am.

ROFL

Originally posted by Slay
The mental image of RJ having sex with anything is reason enough for me to contemplate suicide.



Originally posted by mikeydude
Then dont?