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Yay, I can now officially Hack the net as I have become an Assassin!

If you lived by these words, the words of an Assassin. What would you do?

if i was an assassin? - then i'd do assassiny things, like kill and whatnot.
but if i was still me(i should point out that im not an assassin) and lived by the assassins code? - then i'd do some assassiny things, but no killing.

things like: hide in trees, be awesome at darts, learn to run across water, plan some murders and sell them to real assassins, try to attend the assassins of canada guild meetings- only to be kicked out for not being an assassin and just a wannabe.


maybe one day go to assassins school.

bewbz.

RJ attempting an Assassination
pokey

Nah, RJ says live and let live.

RJ = The Spokesman Soft-Drinks
coke

RJ, a berzerker.

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if i was an Assassin i'd work my way up to the top then retire to Canada to stalk/kidnap select sexies and kill anyone who gets in my way
if the Order asks why, id just say that i believed them to be Templars awecool

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
if i was an Assassin i'd work my way up to the top then retire to Canada to stalk/kidnap kodak and kill anyone who gets in my way
if the Order asks why, id just say that i believed them to be Templars awecool fix'ed

Originally posted by Dave_97
fix'ed +
oh dont worry sweetie, youre on my list of kidnapping vin

I'd be like Leon, I'd roll solo.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
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oh dont worry sweetie, youre on my list of kidnapping vin i should be the whole list.
there is no other sexy (male) canadians.
Kram3r doesnt count, hes an aussie.

Are, not is.

Originally posted by Dave_97
i should be the whole list.
there is no other sexy (male) canadians.
Kram3r doesnt count, hes an aussie.
Sidney Crosby, Marc-Andre Fleury
then id possibly pop over to Ukraine for a certain Ruslan Fedotenko droolio

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Are, not is. Boi, i will whoop you.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Sidney Crosby, Marc-Andre Fleury
then id possibly pop over to Ukraine for a certain Ruslan Fedotenko droolio
ever heard of them.

Originally posted by Dave_97
Boi, i will whoop you.


ever heard of them.
they be hockey players
very sexy ones
together, you four shall be the foundation of my new micronation called... i dunno yet, but only sexy people are allowed in uhuh

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
they be hockey players
very sexy ones
together, you four shall be the foundation of my new micronation called... i dunno yet, but only sexy people are allowed in uhuh no RJ w00t

Originally posted by Dave_97
no RJ w00t
he might be able to join my second micronation for only cool people, so if youre cool and sexy, youre right as rain with dual-citizenship in both nations awew00t

Originally posted by Dave_97
no RJ w00t AHAHAHAH HATER.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
he might be able to join my second micronation for only cool people, so if youre cool and sexy, youre right as rain with dual-citizenship in both nations awew00t fair enough, im in.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
AHAHAHAH HATER. you're cool.
but you only look good with a beard.

Originally posted by Dave_97
you're cool.
but you only look good with a beard. Every woman I have ever been with disagrees.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Every woman I have ever been with disagrees.
they were women, you cant trust them.

but you can trust me, we're bros now.

Dave vs. ACDC
rifleraygun


>>> RJ pizza

Originally posted by Dave_97
fair enough, im in.
**** yeah awew00t

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Dave vs. ACDC
rifleraygun


>>> RJ pizza Mhm. Lover, not a fighter.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Dave vs. ACDC
rifleraygun


>>> RJ pizza
there's no VS between me and Dave oh
hes too sexy for me to fight
id just fall to the ground as soon as it began and be like "You win, sexy muffin."

now i wanna go buy pizza.

brb, buying pizza.

Sexy muffins o.e?

Originally posted by Dave_97
now i wanna go buy pizza.

brb, buying pizza. That sounds really good right now.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Sexy muffins o.e?
yes
http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy332/t4lforums/TF2/3u2vv.gif

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Sexy muffins o.e? im sexy.
or so im told.

Originally posted by Dave_97
im sexy.
or so im told. Talking in the mirror does not count.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Talking in the mirror does not count. YES IT DOES!

Originally posted by Dave_97
YES IT DOES! No it doesn't.

"Assassin" has ass in it, TWICE!




WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for all the ass in assassin.

Ahahahaha ass ass in ass.

First it was boobs now its ass

Originally posted by Dave_97

maybe one day go to assassins school.
Yes.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
First it was boobs now its ass Bewbs and ass.

Originally posted by Dave_97
i should be the whole list.
there is no other sexy (male) canadians.
Kram3r doesnt count, hes an aussie.
Vinny is Sexy.