Raiders of the Lost Ark as a Popeye comic

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Kazenji
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/10/26/raiders-of-the-lost-1.html

Sadako of Girth
LOL Obscure...!!

queeq
Weird but fun.

Kazenji
Popeye....have'nt watched one of those cartoons for years.

queeq
Time to reacquaint yourself.

Sadako of Girth
Ug-ug-ug-ug-ug-ug-ug...!!

queeq
Don't do that in here please...

Oh, you were impersonating Popeye... wink

Sadako of Girth
LOL

'Cause I eats me spinach.

queeq
Yeah.... you do that.

Sadako of Girth
Never. Its heinous.

No wonder they needed to lie to us about it giving us superpowers in order to get us to eat that shit..

queeq
laughing out loud

Sadako of Girth
Ahhhhh nice to see its not just us Brits, then.....

Kazenji
just be like that J. Wellington Wimpy character who eats hamburgers

mind you i did'nt even know that was his name went to wiki all i remember of the guy was he liked to eat hamburgers alot,

Sadako of Girth
He'd want Hamburgers on tick the whole time...

The motherfu**er was always eating, but never had any money to feed his addiction.
Poor bastard probably got colon cancer from all the red meat.

queeq
I bet... some lessons though.

Wimpy: hamburgers make you fat and stupid
Popeye: spinach makes you strong and stupid.

What to choose, what to choose...

Sadako of Girth
yes Either way you have to f**k Alice the goon.

queeq
THat might be the easy bit.

Sadako of Girth
Well, Bluto looks like a big sailor-rapist.

queeq
Better run.

Sadako of Girth
Popeye had better run.

'Cause hes the one with years of experience with Sea-men.

queeq
OMG.... what a terrible joke. wink

Sadako of Girth
stick out tongue It was, wasn't it...

queeq
Very. But it was your only line.

Sadako of Girth
Are you accusing me of mono-writeythingy?

queeq
No, just of a great Monty Python like sense of humor... I think.

Sadako of Girth
Hehehehee that AND mono-writeythingy... shifty

























stick out tongue

queeq
That especially.

Sadako of Girth
shifty

Kazenji
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Sadako of Girth
Hehehehehheheee Too true.

queeq
"I'm not sorry" .... laughing out loud

Sadako of Girth
stick out tongue

queeq
Spot on.

Sadako of Girth
Indeed it was.

queeq
Why can't Lucas make films like that?

Sadako of Girth
Too many Yes men.



Id like to meet their wives, the Yes Ladies.

itsjustaar
It's not da yeers, Olive! It's teh Spinach! *CRUSH*

Kazenji
"Spinach and glory, kid. spiniach and glory."

Sadako of Girth

queeq
Spinach... Why did it have to be spinach?

Sadako of Girth
You ate spinach today kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

queeq
- And what did you find, dad?
- Spinach.

Sadako of Girth
Germany has declared war on the Spinach boys.

queeq
Spinach is mightier than the sword.

Sadako of Girth
Shaman of Maypore: "Like monsoon..."
*moves his hand over his eyes*
Shaman of Maypore: "...spinach moves darkness, over all country."

queeq
Men from Pankot Palace, come and take Spinach... away from this place.

Sadako of Girth
Maj. Eaton: Good Spinach!
Brody: Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought.

queeq
You dolt, you don't think that my son is so stupid to bring the spinach back here. You didn't, did you? You did... I should have mailed it to the Popeye Brothers.

Sadako of Girth
Colonel Musgrove: Now, we have some information here, but we can't make anything out of it and maybe you can. "Tanis development proceeding. Acquire can opener, Olive of Oyle, Abner Ravenwood, US."

Indiana: The Nazis have discovered Spinach!

queeq
Colonel Musgrove (pointing at an opened can): Uh, now what's that supposed to be coming out of there?
Indiana: Leaves. Green stuff. Chopped. Power of Popeye or something.
Major Eaton: I'm beginning to understand Bluto's interest in this.

Sadako of Girth
Brody: Oh, yes. The foodguide speaks of the Spinach leveling mountains and laying waste to entire dinnerparties. An army which carries the Spinach before it... is invincible.

queeq

Sadako of Girth

queeq
Until I get back my spinach, I'm your goddamn partner!

Sadako of Girth
laughing out loud






Belloq: "How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new dish so close to my own spinach?"

Indiana: "Try the local sewer."

queeq
You see this can? It's worthless, 20p from a local supermarket. But if I take it, cook it with my special ingredients, it becomes priceless... Like the punch in your face I will give you afterwards. Men will kill for it... men like you and me.

Sadako of Girth

queeq
You Americans are all the same. Always eat spinach at the wrong occasions.

Sadako of Girth
Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than Spinach to save you.

queeq
I'm suprised to find you eating spinach, that is not your reputation.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones: Wear your Spinach to bed, Princess?
Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

azizzour
i have seen once this movie,, very nice work thanks

Sadako of Girth
The spinach version?

Kazenji
Where would we aquire this version?

Sadako of Girth
From the place next to Wimpy?

queeq
Who owns the Hamburger version.

Sadako of Girth
Though they will not pay today, they will gladly pay tommorrow.

queeq
I hope they do, I'm short on cash.

Sadako of Girth
Things not going smoothly, Mr.Queeq?

queeq
Nah, just faking being poor.

Sadako of Girth
Its fun.

queeq
Indeed.

Sadako of Girth
Im so skint right now that I cant afford the net.

I didnt actually post this post.

queeq
What post?

Sadako of Girth
I dunno, I was too damned skint to read. I can't even afford eyeballs.

queeq
They are overrated anyway.

Sadako of Girth
Good job this is a brail forum

queeq
I know... or should I say: I feel?

Sadako of Girth
You suspect.

queeq
I dream.

Sadako of Girth
In colour or black and white..?

(Or Michael Bay style urine-like lense filtering)

queeq
Wooohoooo

It doesn't matter if it's black or white...

wooohooooo

Sadako of Girth
So the man said. messed

queeq
He was a man?

Sadako of Girth
Popular theory used to think so.

queeq
There are a lot of popular theories.

Sadako of Girth
Like the one about Lady Gaga?

queeq
Just the one I was thinking about.

Sadako of Girth
Well she might be Jackson.

White, female in appearance, may have balls, and always changes appearance like a chameleon in public, both started well but later works were shite... Hmmmmmmm.

queeq
There ya go.

Sadako of Girth
How cunning of him.

queeq
Who'd have thought that, eh?

Sadako of Girth
Shes looking at the man in the mirror

queeq
Annie?

Sadako of Girth
qdJ9wdqHM4A

queeq
Hmmm... which one is worse?

Sadako of Girth
JarJar touched kids everywhere, had a ridiculous squeaky voice, looked inhuman and was made of plastic....hmmmm. Its a toughie.

Kazenji
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4459/df693d7eb16f33fc52a9662.jpg

queeq
Nice and brutal.

Sadako of Girth
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP...

queeq
And so on and so on.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Kazenji
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Just wanted to quote it so it could be here on this page this morning. Its so beautiful.

Sadako of Girth
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Sadako of Girth
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Kazenji
Those pictures are'nt showing, Getting a "Image Hosted by Angelfire"



Seems like Lucas could'nt help himself with the Blu-Ray release of Star Wars

he's added more changes.

Sadako of Girth
They show fine at this end... Might be a browser issue for ya.


Oh really? How so?

Kazenji
Well theres only one for the Prequel trilogy and a couple for the original trilogy

The puppet yoda from Episode has been changed to the CGI one.......i'm okay with that one


-The Ewoks in Return of the Jedi now blink
-Obi-Wan's Krayt Dragon Call in A New Hope been changed again
-Darth Vader does that silly NOOOOOOO in Return Of The Jedi when the emperor is attacking Luke

http://au.bluray.ign.com/articles/119/1191850p1.html

Sadako of Girth
I like the blinking Ewoks, the dragon scream in ANH, and I thought that TPM yoda should have been CGIed to AOTC/ROTS standard since 2002.
I also see that they sorted out a lot of Sabre issues... all good.



BUT...





I'm not happy about the Nooooooooooooooooo at all.
WTF! They've totally defacated all over perhaps the best/most crucial moment in the entire f***ing saga.
I mean: in its eyes and mouth and everything.

queeq
The noooo is crap.... And the Krayt dragon sounds has not improved...
The blinking is fine... but details like that won't enhance the viewing experience.

Sadako of Girth
I was gutted at the Nooooooooooo.

What a ruiner/cheapener that utterly treats the viewer as a braindead piece of rancid lobotomisation trial leftovers.

Kazenji
I seen some quote Lucas said back in the 1988 something against making alterations to classic films

http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/205013925/p1/?4

how ironic he's doing the exact same thing to films he help create.

Sadako of Girth
Yeah been thinking of that too this last day and half....what a hypocrite. He is - by his own definition - barbaric.

queeq
He is...

Did you see the new Artoo shot in the Jawa canyon? OMG Lucas is going nuts.

Sadako of Girth
Yeah I saw that yesterday...!
How the f**k was R2 meant to have gotten in that hole...?

Yeah hes gone all wild bunch.

queeq
do you think he's suffering from silly delusions???? I mean... WTF did anyone think while making that shot. Or as someone posted: WTF was wrong with the original shot???? Maybe Lucas felt Artoo was not trying hard enough to hide.

Sadako of Girth
There was no rationalization possible to mitigate the silliness of that shot. Unless R2 rolls along in the cave behind from another entrance, thats a huge ballsup.

Was this the clue that its a hoax, all these shots and the four clips? 'Cause the official site shows nothing of them...

Kazenji
Would'nt that be something if someone on the net actually made them up and now everyones going berserk over the changes.

Sadako of Girth
Yeah LFL could really sue their asses off for damages.

People are not happy bunnies at all.
Lots of angry feedback being levelled at Lucas right now, (some of it even seems to be going to threats on YT!) and I bet his stormtrooper rape skills will be applied to the pooper of the guys behind that vid if untrue/hoax.

But why are the vids unchallenged?

Maybe its Lucas' joke...?

queeq
The Vader NOOOO was confirmed. As well as the blinking eyes.

Sadako of Girth
sad sad and sad

queeq
I know I know... I just don't get it.

I read a response that says it all: stop tinkering with your old films, try making something new.

Sadako of Girth
Thats certainly one of the more constructive ones there.

Kazenji
Originally posted by queeq
I read a response that says it all: stop tinkering with your old films, try making something new.

Yeah its called Red Tails.

Sadako of Girth
After these atrocities, I wonder how well this new project will be attended?

If he is able to make a movie at this point still that is actually anygood its, then people will question: "Well why are you so hellbent on making Star Wars shit, then?"

Cause to do this incompetently through mental illness or age would be one thing, but to have done it deliberately would seem like some dark malicious shit.

Kazenji
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3541/caf1668535181954ff155f6.th.jpg

Sadako of Girth
Quick! CG it's eyes!!!!

queeq
Originally posted by Kazenji
Yeah its called Red Tails.

He's not directing that.

Kazenji
But he's still involved with it.

queeq
Yes... that may be a problem.

Sadako of Girth
One of speakable evil.

queeq
But but... there's also Rick McCallum... can't he save us all????

Sadako of Girth
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No. He can't..

queeq
Thought so... after all, he produced the PT and loved Lucas for it...

Kazenji
Just looking at that movie Lucas did'nt have any input for the script, So its okay for that part

just him as one of the Producers

see how it goes when it gets released.

queeq
Err... it's being produced by Lucasfilm, which means he can have any influence he likes.

Sadako of Girth
And thats why CGI Gungans will most likely be seen in the cockpits of the fighters in the background in shots. sad

Kazenji
Tuskagee pilot: Now that shit i don't dig with those freaks flying with us

Sadako of Girth
Ground control failing to reassure pilot in tower controlled landing: "Yousa thinking yousa people gonna diiiieeee?"

queeq
And when the war ends: wesa going hooooooooooooommmmee!!!

Sadako of Girth
TPM is a much better experience this time round.

queeq
laughing out loud

Sadako of Girth
The grain be gone, the silly Jedi running effects now look much better, (motion blur and what looked like a lower down running position taking wider strides) the new Yoda, minor effects and colour palette changes, sharper, more weathered looking CGI in spots...

....even Jar Jar looked great.
(Still hate his antics though)

queeq
I jusr got it today... It's still in plastic, I may try a peak tonight. OT first of course.

Sadako of Girth
Hahahah Im watching in episodic order.

(Started quintessentially by checking out the opening of ANH first though....)

queeq
Very good. It looked fine. I still think the saturated look doesn't mesh well with the skin tones. But nice to see the blu ray revealing some unpolished elements of filmmaking: the sometimes obvious smearing of vaseline on the droids to prevent refelctions from the camera and light, the grain in the looking-at-the-sunset scene due to use of faster film... I kinda like that. And I loved seeing the deleted scenes from the OT, knowing them from the books, comic books and a few sparse photo's.

The opening fanfare sounded quite different... very loud drums... Or was that just me?

Sadako of Girth
It could have been mixed differently.....did you listen with surround? And did you mean the fox fanfare of the score of the movie?

queeq
No the SW theme over the opening scroll.. just watched it on the set. Maybe next time I turn on the surround speakers

Sadako of Girth
It has a wicked mix on surround...think you'll like it.

queeq
Okay... first I'll wtach ESB next, my fav... so maybe I'll enjoy it with a good mix.

Sadako of Girth
Im completing my run with that and ROTJ tonight also.

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