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It has come to my attention that I masturbate too much, and being a student, that isn't a good thing.

Masturbation seems to kill my sex drive, after all, why go for a girl when it's easier and safer to orgasm with your hand.


Don't know why I'm mentioning this, but yeah, I need to stop or at least cut down. How often a week would you recommend?

RJ can help, if you want? Living in an dorm?

dont stop till you get enough.

how about you stop masturbating when you have a girlfriend. (she's gonna need your sexual performance)
as long as you are single and no girlfriend. keep on fapping.

fapping "prevents" cancer....




























prostate cancer.

o jeez

Originally posted by The Nuul
RJ can help, if you want? Living in an dorm? Nah, student house, pretty private, just kinda hard to perform when you crack one out a few hours before and you're pissed, you know.

Ive seen you in your bathrobe eat

git a girlfriend even if its a 1 time girlfriend/fling...

dont masturbate for 3 days before the big sex day.

he cant get a girlfriend, because he's sexist and racist

he's to picky

There's nothing wrong with self indulgence.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Nah, student house, pretty private, just kinda hard to perform when you crack one out a few hours before and you're pissed, you know.

Is there lots a frat parties or chicks around?

Never stop even when you have gf when she's asleep cheat on her with your hand.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Never stop even when you have gf when she's asleep cheat on her with your hand. wut?

Originally posted by lord xyz
It has come to my attention that I masturbate too much, and being a student, that isn't a good thing.

Masturbation seems to kill my sex drive, after all, why go for a girl when it's easier and safer to orgasm with your hand.


Don't know why I'm mentioning this, but yeah, I need to stop or at least cut down. How often a week would you recommend? still above average in that department?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
wut?

Christine O'Donnell think beating-off is a sin and it's no different than cheating. Also, watching porn.

Originally posted by lord xyz
It has come to my attention that I masturbate too much, and being a student, that isn't a good thing.

Masturbation seems to kill my sex drive, after all, why go for a girl when it's easier and safer to orgasm with your hand.


Don't know why I'm mentioning this, but yeah, I need to stop or at least cut down. How often a week would you recommend?

Exactly how was this brought to your attention?

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Ive seen you in your bathrobe eat

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
wut?

Dont even bother with Quan.

Originally posted by lord xyz
It has come to my attention that I masturbate too much, and being a student, that isn't a good thing.

Masturbation seems to kill my sex drive, after all, why go for a girl when it's easier and safer to orgasm with your hand.


Don't know why I'm mentioning this, but yeah, I need to stop or at least cut down. How often a week would you recommend?
I thought you got banned.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
wut? Read it again.

i feel a new years resolution coming on haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
i feel a new years resolution coming on haermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
It has come to my attention that I masturbate too much, and being a student, that isn't a good thing.

Masturbation seems to kill my sex drive, after all, why go for a girl when it's easier and safer to orgasm with your hand.


Don't know why I'm mentioning this, but yeah, I need to stop or at least cut down. How often a week would you recommend?
Cut off your penis. It's the only way.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Read it again. Okay.

wut?

I can proudly say I haven't masturbated at all today

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Cut off your penis. It's the only way.

Zeal obviously speaks as the voice of experience.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Okay.

wut? It was a joke and the message was never stop even if you have a gf. Like jerking it is considered cheating anyways.

Ahh, I see.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I can proudly say I haven't masturbated at all today

Why is not masturbating something to be proud of? If you feel like doing it and are in a place where it's proper, then break one off.

Originally posted by lord xyz
It has come to my attention that I masturbate too much, and being a student, that isn't a good thing.

Masturbation seems to kill my sex drive, after all, why go for a girl when it's easier and safer to orgasm with your hand.


Don't know why I'm mentioning this, but yeah, I need to stop or at least cut down. How often a week would you recommend?

Six times a week

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Six times a week

droolio

How much is too much, xyz?

Originally posted by Robtard
Why is not masturbating something to be proud of? If you feel like doing it and are in a place where it's proper, then break one off.

Originally posted by Sancty
How much is too much, xyz? Once a day is too much.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Once a day is too much. No way.

I meant to say at least.

you didn't answer me

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Six times a week Slow week for me.

I average at least once a day.

I masturbate constantly, and I'm married! My wife just can't compete with my libido.

Originally posted by lord xyz
It has come to my attention that I masturbate too much, and being a student, that isn't a good thing.

Masturbation seems to kill my sex drive, after all, why go for a girl when it's easier and safer to orgasm with your hand.


Don't know why I'm mentioning this, but yeah, I need to stop or at least cut down. How often a week would you recommend?

You are not just "mentioning" it, you are broadcasting it


Originally posted by Morning_Glory
he cant get a girlfriend, because he's sexist and racist

he's to picky

There's many sexist and racist girls that don't mind, I'm sure.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Once a day is too much.

Wait...you do it only once a day and you don't have sex drive enough to look for a girlfriend (which btw you may be confusing girlfriend with hooker, girlfriends tend to be more than just a substitute for masturbation).

Anyways, that's not normal, check with your GP, you may be impotent.



Bonus Question: Have you ever been with a girl sexually?

I would say bates until you are satisfied.

For me, bates is not very satisfying as I prefer gal. I know some dudes that disagree (Symmetric Chaos).

Work on your "game". Also, spend more time earning money and dating than you do on KMC, games, or the internet in general. Being single costs money and lots of it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I would say bates until you are satisfied.

For me, bates is not very satisfying as I prefer gal. I know some dudes that disagree (Symmetric Chaos).

Work on your "game". Also, spend more time earning money and dating than you do on KMC, games, or the internet in general. Being single costs money and lots of it.
I think having a girlfriend costs more money.

Originally posted by mikeydude
I think having a girlfriend costs more money.

Really? I think it costs less than dating, by far.

Love is priceless...

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are not just "mentioning" it, you are broadcasting it




There's many sexist and racist girls that don't mind, I'm sure.



Wait...you do it only once a day and you don't have sex drive enough to look for a girlfriend (which btw you may be confusing girlfriend with hooker, girlfriends tend to be more than just a substitute for masturbation).

Anyways, that's not normal, check with your GP, you may be impotent.



Bonus Question: Have you ever been with a girl sexually? I've been with 5 dude...and now I'm uncomfortable with broadcasting my personal problems.

Stop being a whiny *****, have sex and masturbate when you feel like it. There's nothing wrong with either.

You're 18-19, you should be breaking one off 2-4 times a day, at least.

Actually it could just be depression

I still masturbate several times a week despite having sex every day. I see nothing wrong with it.

Originally posted by Strangelove
still above average in that department? 131 the people have a right to know.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I've been with 5 dude...and now I'm uncomfortable with broadcasting my personal problems.
You've had sex with 5 women? awebrow In the last year?

..Then what is the problem?
Originally posted by lord xyz
Actually it could just be depression
Desperate for some excuse eh aweherm

Originally posted by Sancty
You've had sex with 5 women? awebrow In the last year?

..Then what is the problem?

Desperate for some excuse eh aweherm I want more. ermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
I want more. ermm
Just do what you did before then. Did you stop masturbating then?

Originally posted by Sancty
Just do what you did before then. Did you stop masturbating then? I find that if I reduce my masturbation, I get better at finding and ****ing them. ermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
I find that if I reduce my masturbation, I get better at finding and ****ing them. ermm

Are you lying to us to appear "cool" because you don't have to.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you lying to us to appear "cool" because you don't have to. Are you implying that to make me feel bad about myself, or so you look better by comparison?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Are you implying that to make me feel bad about myself, or so you look better by comparison?

Neither, I am just outright wondering as the last time we talked you had not yet been with a girl, and actually were somewhat awkward around them. I am happy for you, if you are happy with how it is at the moment, whichever way it is.

Saying I don't have to lie to be "cool" is an insult. Had it just been the question, you might have gotten away with it, but you know you were being a cock.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Saying I don't have to lie to be "cool" is an insult. Had it just been the question, you might have gotten away with it, but you know you were being a cock.

Nah, what I said, however you haven't answered yet, it's okay if you don't want to.

Actually, you are right, I didn't put it in a friendly manner, I'm sorry about that.

Band of the hand.

I think I wanked about 4 times today, really should cut down.

I think we should talk about the chicks masturbating instead of Lord.

Twice.

Personally I'm all for S&M.

She Sleeps while I Masturbate.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Really? I think it costs less than dating, by far.

Love is priceless...
Not when she wants to go out....
Shit.

**** Love. Dreadful emotion.

No shit?

Mhm. Never again, duder.

Amen. And I don't believe in god.

You're young yet.

I'm really not. I'm just concrete.

I'm adamantium. I win.

Oh well.

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when i was security guard ... i masturbated...

Once a day is average, 2 times is okay i guess for stressful times. 3 times a day and you have problems.