Betterman
Simon Phoenix gleefully stepped through the remnants of a recently blown up building. A smile came across his face as he surveyed the fruits of his labor. He tapped the machine gun strapped over his shoulder and chuckled.
SIMON PHOENIX: This is the life. Now that John Spartan has been thrown off the force, there is nobody around to stop me. I can do whatever I please. Why I can even stand here and talk to myself out loud like this and nobody will do anything about it.
RAVEN: I must have missed that memo.
The sound of the voice startled Phoenix. He looked around, but could not see anyone. Finally, a figure emerged from the wreckage, gun in hand pointed directly at him.
SIMON PHOENIX: Who are you? You look like my fan club president.
RAVEN: I'm the guy with the orders to bring you in, Phoenix.
SIMON PHOENIX: Is that right?
Simon Phoenix looked down at his machine gun.
RAVEN: Don't try anything stupid.
SIMON PHOENIX: I was going to do no such thing.
RAVEN: Drop your weapon.
Simon Phoenix lifted the strap over his head and offered the gun to Raven.
RAVEN: Put it on the ground.
SIMON PHOENIX: Oh, right. Look, I don't want any trouble.
Simon Phoenix crouched down to lay the gun on the ground.
SIMON PHOENIX: On the other hand, I'm not done having fun.
Simon Phoenix threw his gun at Raven's hand and unarmed his would be captor. Before Raven could recover, Phoenix attacked him.
SIMON PHOENIX: Simon says get your own look you poser.
RAVEN: You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
It's Raven from movie version of Tekken vs Simon Phoenix from Demolition Man.
Who wins?
SIMON PHOENIX: This is the life. Now that John Spartan has been thrown off the force, there is nobody around to stop me. I can do whatever I please. Why I can even stand here and talk to myself out loud like this and nobody will do anything about it.
RAVEN: I must have missed that memo.
The sound of the voice startled Phoenix. He looked around, but could not see anyone. Finally, a figure emerged from the wreckage, gun in hand pointed directly at him.
SIMON PHOENIX: Who are you? You look like my fan club president.
RAVEN: I'm the guy with the orders to bring you in, Phoenix.
SIMON PHOENIX: Is that right?
Simon Phoenix looked down at his machine gun.
RAVEN: Don't try anything stupid.
SIMON PHOENIX: I was going to do no such thing.
RAVEN: Drop your weapon.
Simon Phoenix lifted the strap over his head and offered the gun to Raven.
RAVEN: Put it on the ground.
SIMON PHOENIX: Oh, right. Look, I don't want any trouble.
Simon Phoenix crouched down to lay the gun on the ground.
SIMON PHOENIX: On the other hand, I'm not done having fun.
Simon Phoenix threw his gun at Raven's hand and unarmed his would be captor. Before Raven could recover, Phoenix attacked him.
SIMON PHOENIX: Simon says get your own look you poser.
RAVEN: You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
It's Raven from movie version of Tekken vs Simon Phoenix from Demolition Man.
Who wins?