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So Scott is wooing the blue hair *****. As it turns, she used to date the Transporter.

Scott must defeat him in combat.


Fight takes place in an empty sporting goods store.


Who wins?

Scott, for the omgmurderrapewtfstomp.

His damage soak is ridiculous. He's pretty much on that Zohan-cartoon level.

I know, that's why I placed them in a sporting goods store. Lots of melee weapons around.

Pilgrim breaks him. 10/10. He is superhuman.

Maybe I should have given Frank an axe?

Pilgrim has lives. 1UPs FTW.

Same speed roughly.

so.. as i have yet to watch scott pilgrim, what are his feats/abilities?

Scott Pilgram has the "get babes despite being a douche" super power. That trumps Franks "get girls because I'm a sexy badass" huma-level power.

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I think an axe to the head would down Scott pretty damn fast. They're about the same speed.