Zohan versus LV-426

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Rogue Jedi
SCENARIO ONE: Zohan is enlisted to investigate LV-426. He is dropped outside the facility and begins scouting for survivors. He soon encounters the Xenos, kills a few, retreats, and radios his situation to his superiors. They tell him to kill them all, save Newt, and kill the Queen. He is 100% familiar with the layout of the facility.

Zohan is in Colonial Marine armor, head to toe. He is armed with a Desert Eagle .50, a pump action Marine Defender, and a M41A pulse rifle. Along with a motion detector.

Outside the facility is dropped a small cache of weapons and ammo. An M240 flamethrower, pulse rifle ammo and grenades, spare armor, medkit, rations, and an M56 smart gun.


Can Zohan kill them all and survive?


SCENARIO TWO: Same as one, except that Zohan is armed with two pair of styling scissors. He is wearing his sandals, jeans, and his Mariah Carey Tee shirt.

marwash22
Zohan speed-blitzes them all before they even know he's there.

Rogue Jedi
Acid blood, dude.

marwash22
he has that pulse rifle so it's not like he needs to get close to any of them. the acid blood is a non-factor.

Rogue Jedi
The gun disintegrates Xenos, there will be acid flying everywhere.


Scenario 2?

marwash22
he was fast enough to leave after images, i think once he figures out the blood is acidic, he'll dodge it.

scenario 2, i don't see him winning that.

Rogue Jedi
Avalon.

the ninjak
The Xenos kill Zohan. He ain't prepped for this. Even a MA Road Runner would cop some acid. And Zohan doesn't wear armor.

Rogue Jedi
He clears 1, 2? Nah,

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