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Must have sucked if he really needed to pee or had the squirts

I'm pretty sure that extremely sophisticated armor of his solved that problem for him.

how did he eat really?

He used the force and his pee and poo went into the nearest toilet, wherever it was.

I bet he flushed his cloak more than once

*Dark Lord: Rise of Darth Vader*

If you read the book it says his suit is outfitted with collection pouches that he dumps out. Kind of like old people.

They actually wrote that in the book?

ask a formula 1 driver

Just let it go with the flow...

He is more machine then man

end off topic

The man still has to pee.

But err.... isn't that big round thing he's sitting in in ESB like his toilet?? You could see Needa looking in with a look on his facing saying: "What's that smell??? Couldn't you like... close the frigging door when you go for no. 2???"

I saw no sink in there either, so he may not wash his hands or...gloves after

Hence the gloves, I think.

lol

This is a gigantic plothole in the OT......a massive, massive part of Vader's character that we never get to explore.

I'm afraid I can't draw a connection to this character if he doesn't react to things like drinking water. He still had the basic organs of a human, and all humans need water to survive. Heck, I wonder how he even drank water anyway...we never got to see it being fed to him through a narrow tube or something like that.

Maybe because it's a sci-fi movie, it didn't really matter, maybe he had other means of survival. Oh, glad I reminded myself of that, cause now I can go back to ingnoring it and enjoying these movies again.

Sorry guys, I couldn't resist this one.

Originally posted by queeq
Hence the gloves, I think.

Otherwise his hand would get rusty

Originally posted by Sith Master X
This is a gigantic plothole in the OT......a massive, massive part of Vader's character that we never get to explore.

I'm afraid I can't draw a connection to this character if he doesn't react to things like drinking water. He still had the basic organs of a human, and all humans need water to survive. Heck, I wonder how he even drank water anyway...we never got to see it being fed to him through a narrow tube or something like that.

Maybe because it's a sci-fi movie, it didn't really matter, maybe he had other means of survival. Oh, glad I reminded myself of that, cause now I can go back to ingnoring it and enjoying these movies again.

Sorry guys, I couldn't resist this one.

Yes, it shows even the OT isn't flawless...

Lucas should have seen the plotholes

How does Darth Vader masturbate

Now that's a plot hole.

Suddenly he was banned mmm Interesting, says he was a sock but maybe he was too close to the truth.

THen prolly he wasn't very interesting.

well seeing as the big guy got burned in lava if he could masterbate it would probably be very painful indeed

It would if he kept the gloves on.

I doubt friction burn is the least of his worries awesome

Hehehe

perhaps the same way tony stark does in Iron Man 2...

They'd have a field day together.

Maybe Stark created the Vader suit mhmm

And ditched and made the Iron Man suit next.

I think the Iron man suit allowed him to go to a glalaxy far, far away in a long, long time a go

Sweet.

yes friction burns + lava burns = PAYNE!!!!!

steve sweet sig and cool avatar

Thanks You too

Originally posted by steverules_2
I saw no sink in there either, so he may not wash his hands or...gloves after


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh1CqCAc2fE&feature=related

Hehehe... good show.