Hogwarts Civil War

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Rogue Jedi
The four houses of Hogwarts (Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw), in an all out battle for supremacy.

Every student is involved, morals are off, and the teachers are all gone.

Who wins?

Robtard
Potter.

Rogue Jedi
Mmmmmm I dunno, there were stronger wizards.

Lord Lucien
The three main characters are in Gryffindor. Something will save them.

Rogue Jedi
CIS, PIS, all that shit's off.

Lord Lucien
What year is this? Seventh?

Rogue Jedi
Mmm........Well, I was including guys like Diggory. Let's say all students, at their peak. To make things interesting let's have Durmstrang as team five, and Beauxbatons as team six. Obviously only the students who visited Hogwarts in GOF, not the entire schools.

Lord Lucien
Slytherin hate Gryffindor and are far more ruthless (morals be damned, ruthlessness matters). They blitz their hated enemy and Gryffindor, being all brave and stubborn, don't back down. Pyrrhic victory for Gryffindor.

Hufflepuff, having no one that matters except Diggory, get eaten alive by Durmstrang, who proceed to whoop Beauxbatons. Pyrrhic double victory.

Ravenclaw being smarter than everyone wait it all out. Gryffindor and Durmstrang team up on them. They eventually overcome them, and only Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, and Krum are left standing. But at the last minute Krum stabs them all in the back. He bombarda's the lot of them and Avada's them before they recover. But Neville recovers in time to disarm him before it's his turn and subsequently kills Krum.



The Ultimate Showdown of Hogwarts Destiny ends with Neville Longbottom in a blood stained sweater.

Rogue Jedi
Krum haermm He's like a bird!!!

Zampanó
Ravenclaw stomp. They're crazy like a fox.


dogface

Rogue Jedi
Or like a Raven. Ray Lewis FTW?

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