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Location: Time Square

Scenario 1: How many hours of prep do you need before you are dropped into a fight with Potter?

Scenario 2: You can't use guns and have no money for prep.

This is Potter from the Seventh movie. He can only use feats he did on-screen. Example: He cannot use Avada Kadava, because he didn't do it on-screen. Potter cannot run away via apparition (or apparate away to get something), he needs to stay in the area. Standard equipment ONLY. No Luck potion or Invisibility cloak. No goddamn hall of prophecies bullshit or anything similar. Potter gets absolutely no prep whatsoever. End of discussion. When you decide to start the fight you are both apparated to the centre of the Square, 10 metres apart. This is not to say that you cannot set up prep in the Square itself. In fact, this is in the spirit of the thread.

Have fun and try to get creative. Really creative stuff will get you an internets cookie.

No prep required, all I need is one of those loud anti-rape airhorns and a solid pair of boots.

All I need is a M24 Sniper Rifle with a Silencer. 2 hours of prep.

And if I get no gun or prep and am unarmed, I'd just fight him hand to hand. He wouldn't use magic since its in NYC and it's in the REAL WORLD. So if he used magic he'd be on trial for exposing magic to the real world anyways. So I'd most likely just choke him to death.

I'd turn off the DVD player, I win. So, 1 second.

Give me a 9mm, a bowie knife, and 5 minutes to warm up, I could take him.

C'mon, he gets magic.

I guess I should specify that theres no-one else in the Square or te surrounding streets. Though If you want to bring human shields or like a bus of schoolchildren wired to blow thats fine by me. They cannot help you fight him though.

Well if he's in a deserted area, and I'm unarmed I'd find something, like a gun. And if we can't get any gun or things no matter what then I'd challenge him to hand to hand regardless. He'd realize I am not magic and would most likely comply since it's in his character.

Originally posted by Robtard
No prep required, all I need is one of those loud anti-rape airhorns and a solid pair of boots.



Straight lefts and rights and unloading with a barrage of hooks, elbows and uppercuts in close banging him in the throat if poss, and headbutt in the style of Seth Gecko, from "From Dusk til dawn" maybe or a with a thumb gouge to the eye immediately after....followed a massive booting of the side of his knee, bring his ass down nicely rounded off by five solid minutes of kicking him in the bollocks until hes dead or hes a Bee Gee.

potter loses to guy222

that lil wimp

Originally posted by guy222
potter loses to guy222

that lil wimp

walk up to potter smile, then a roundhouse kick to the back of his head and tko potter...

Originally posted by guy222
potter loses to guy222

that lil wimp

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
walk up to potter smile, then a roundhouse kick to the back of his head and tko potter...

I would speed blitz to a KO, ftw!

Im suprised RJ hasnt pulled some random HP fanboyism thing to make Harry Pothead win.......



Anyways, i just take his twig and stab his eyes out, then laugh and dance a jig on his corpse

Originally posted by Pwned
Im suprised RJ hasnt pulled some random HP fanboyism thing to make Harry Pothead win.......



Anyways, i just take his twig and stab his eyes out, then laugh and dance a jig on his corpse

He got hit with the banstick.

Before Potter can dish out a long spell, I walk up to him, take the wand away, snap it in two, and then give him a punch to the face and a kick in his sorcerer stones.

I am utterly confident I would beat the shit out of Harry Potter personally.

Even better, as soon as I take the wand away from Harry, I suddenly find out that I too am a wizard and then I Avada Kadavra his dumb arse 131

I wonder how many people seriously think the things they're posting...

Yes, stop trolling my thread losers.

Nephs right.

Its not that serious a thread as to warrant serious thought.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Before Potter can dish out a long spell, I walk up to him, take the wand away, snap it in two, and then give him a punch to the face and a kick in his sorcerer stones.



THAT'LL leave him with goblets of fire, alright...



I didnt realise there would be so many kerbs in the area, when 1st thought about.

I think that after the 5 solid minutes of nut kicking, Id have to go with a kerbstomp to finish.

(Wouldn't wanna waste arena attributes, after all)

is potter intend on disabling me or isn't he aware of my intention?

He wants to beat your ass. And to laugh about it with all his little wizard mates later.

Commence combat.

He's gonna taze you in the butthole.

So I'd go ahead and stuff his head into a microwave.

I stab him to death with my sword until he dies. I'm Scott Pilgrim biatches.

I do watch the movie before hand so I can remember all the spells he used. (He used quite a few trying to destroy that necklace.)

Originally posted by Nephthys
Location: Time Square

Scenario 1: How many hours of prep do you need before you are dropped into a fight with Potter?

Scenario 2: You can't use guns and have no money for prep.

This is Potter from the Seventh movie. He can only use feats he did on-screen. Example: He cannot use Avada Kadava, because he didn't do it on-screen. Potter cannot run away via apparition (or apparate away to get something), he needs to stay in the area. Standard equipment ONLY. No Luck potion or Invisibility cloak. No goddamn hall of prophecies bullshit or anything similar. Potter gets absolutely no prep whatsoever. End of discussion. When you decide to start the fight you are both apparated to the centre of the Square, 10 metres apart. This is not to say that you cannot set up prep in the Square itself. In fact, this is in the spirit of the thread.

Have fun and try to get creative. Really creative stuff will get you an internets cookie.

If Harry is aware, if he is prepared to fight back, we all die. Mike Tyson dies. The Protector dies. Riddick dies.


All dead.

LOL



Incorrect.

H2H.

So you would just let him beat you up then, RJ...?

No. Read what I said. Think about all the things he can do with his powers before anyone lays a hand on him.

I would rip Harry Potter in half.

Black people have a natural +6 buff against magic.

Nah, Harry'd Petrify you, cornhole you with his wand, then spit in your eye.


What hilarious is that you guys think you can beat someone who can cast a shield that will block bullets, and who can spell you from a thousand feet away.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No. Read what I said. Think about all the things he can do with his powers before anyone lays a hand on him.

Trust you to start bringing magical powers to a fist fight.
But since you have, lets say Harry gets a cricket ball in the nuts, before he can cast any spells.

(Because the only thing he can now do is cry on the floor, like a Bee Gee with its testicles caught in its zip, desperately cupping his broken Nads with both hands, absolutely defenseless. Then you could simply step in and kerbstomp to your delight.)

It's really a matter of reflexes imo. Can I shoot the pasty wanker before he gets off a spell or apparates away? Yes, probably. Also, he can't apparate out of the square, so no 'spell from a thousand feet away.'



Fist fight?

Originally posted by Nephthys




Fist fight?

Yes you're right in your skepticism..

Harry probably wouldn't be able to compete in one.

They said no guns.

Double post edit

Only in scenario 2. Scenario 1 lets me go to town on the twerp.

Awesome.

Then thats TWO wins, for you, if you employ the cricketball opening move in scenario 1 then....

Considering the wizards considered Sirius Black to be "extremely dangerous" or something to that extent, because he was carrying a gun, I'd say I could kick Harry Potter's ass. Heck yeah.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Trust you to start bringing magical powers to a fist fight.
But since you have, lets say Harry gets a cricket ball in the nuts, before he can cast any spells.

(Because the only thing he can now do is cry on the floor, like a Bee Gee with its testicles caught in its zip, desperately cupping his broken Nads with both hands, absolutely defenseless. Then you could simply step in and kerbstomp to your delight.)


Wait, Harry is allowed his powers, right? If not, what's the point of the thread? If so, again, what's the point of the thread? You'd never get close enough to him. You keep saying you'd do this and that, you aren't the Flash, dude. You aren't quick enough to get within range. None of us are.

I agree, someone like you or I, going h2h cqc with him, no powers for him, yeah, we'd put his lights out, but that's not the case here. He'll transfigure your cricket bat into a feather, freeze you, turn the feather back into a bat, and take it to your nuts.

Well the logical point of the thread would then be "how you'd you go about beating Potter up..?" or "What would you do to repell his melee attacks...?"
Basing it on shown H2H or melee feats that Potter has.

Fair enough. But only if he could sustain the cricket ball to the happy sack and continue. (Dunno about you, but I probably couldnt even say my own name after that, let alone cast spells.)

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Considering the wizards considered Sirius Black to be "extremely dangerous" or something to that extent, because he was carrying a gun, I'd say I could kick Harry Potter's ass. Heck yeah. No, they considered him extremely dangerous because they thought he blew someone to bits with a single spell.

Well if he gets no powers, yeah, most can take him. It's obvious in the OP he does have his powers though.

In one scenario, at least, but that Cricket ball kinda takes care of that.

Well that brings up a question.....How far are you from him?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well that brings up a question.....How far are you from him? "10 metres apart."

That's 33 feet. Yeah, Harry rapes.

Not my ass he doesn't. Why do you give into to his rapings so easily?

How long does it take a ball that moves at 70-100mph to clear that distance?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not my ass he doesn't. Why do you give into to his rapings so easily?

How long does it take a ball that moves at 70-100mph to clear that distance? 70 mph = 102.666667 feet per second; 100 mph = 146.666667 feet per second

Of course that's after its thrown. Now as you're setting up to make sure that you throw it like that (full rotation for full power) he could still get off a spell.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not my ass he doesn't. Why do you give into to his rapings so easily?

How long does it take a ball that moves at 70-100mph to clear that distance?


Because he has spells that take less than a second to cast and hits it's target. One sectumsempra and you're done, unless you're a bullet timer.

What ball?

Whoa, throw a cricket ball at him? crylaugh





























crylaugh Who are you? Nolan ryan? haermm

I'm British: We ALL have them.

Originally posted by Creshosk
70 mph = 102.666667 feet per second; 100 mph = 146.666667 feet per second

Of course that's after its thrown. Now as you're setting up to make sure that you throw it like that (full rotation for full power) he could still get off a spell.

Thanks for the data.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth


I'm British: We ALL have them. I'm an ex-ballplayer, dude. I was a catcher and could throw a frozen rope to 2nd in my sleep. There's no way in hell I could nail Harry with a baseball from 33 feet before he spells me. Hell, there's no way in hell a major league baseball player could either. Not to mention Harry can easily dodge it.

There are far more feasible options for weapons. Is it just no firearms, is that the rule here?

Have you ever thrown a cricket ball..?

Thats the way I read it, yes. I was thinking about a crossbow, also.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Have you ever thrown a cricket ball..?

Thats the way I read it, yes. I was thinking about a crossbow, also.


I've hefted one, never thrown one. A ball's a ball, really. I could replicate the frozen rope feat with a softball or even a tennis ball.

Crossbow is a good choice, but to make things fair, you wouldn't be able to have it aimed at Harry. Both of you would be standing with your weapons in hand, not aimed, at your sides, and a crossbow only has one shot. Risky. Plus a protego is gonna block any bolt/bullet/whatever you fire at him.

Your best bet is to have a weapon that can rapid fire and is lightweight with no recoil. Funny as it sounds, I'd choose a paintball gun. Fire away non stop with like 200 paintballs, over and over, advancing as you go, it MIGHT distract him enough to get close enough for cqc.

But that wouldn't work either. Remember poor Aunt Marge?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Thanks for the data. You're welcome. I have to at least try to be honest about such things(I say Try cause I might screw up on a calculation or something), even if it isn't favorable to my position.

That is admirable policy.

The protego really is the clincher here. There's literally nothing you can do to get past it. I can think of many ways to get close to Harry, close enough to go h2h, but all I'll hit is the protego.

IF I could get past the shield, a flamethrower would be ideal, but would that be a "gun?"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I've hefted one, never thrown one. A ball's a ball, really. I could replicate the frozen rope feat with a softball or even a tennis ball.

Crossbow is a good choice, but to make things fair, you wouldn't be able to have it aimed at Harry. Both of you would be standing with your weapons in hand, not aimed, at your sides, and a crossbow only has one shot. Risky. Plus a protego is gonna block any bolt/bullet/whatever you fire at him.

Your best bet is to have a weapon that can rapid fire and is lightweight with no recoil. Funny as it sounds, I'd choose a paintball gun. Fire away non stop with like 200 paintballs, over and over, advancing as you go, it MIGHT distract him enough to get close enough for cqc.


Who says you cant aim at Harry...? Gimping attempt.

This would be like saying "Harry cant start unless hes blindfolded."
But that wouldn't work either. Remember poor Aunt Marge?

Nope. A cricket ball is WAY heavier, smoother and more dense than a soft ball/tennis ball. You get one of them land on you at speed, its pain/broken bones time. And their travel, speed and accuracy, is all part of its secret.

This is again quite different in size, shape mass, air resistance and velocity to etc to a football, as you guys call it, for example..

So nope. I guess a "balls not a ball" after all.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. A cricket ball is WAY heavier, smoother and more dense than a soft ball/tennis ball. You get one of them land on you at speed, its pain/broken bones time. And their travel, speed and accuracy, is all part of its secret.

This is again quite different in size, shape mass, air resistance and velocity to etc to a football, as you guys call it, for example..

So nope. I guess a "balls not a ball" after all. Moot point, cricket ball goes ping as it bounces off the protego shield.

Cricket balls have never pinged in all of cricket history.

And considering it'd impact with Potter likely before he could complete the spell, I'd consider it dead wizard time again.

But cheer up, at least they stay alive under the protection of the allied forces against the losers of WW2, though.

And that win has to count still .

Well, whatever sound they make when bouncing off a magical shield.

You gotta wind up, aim, and throw it. Then there's flight time. You'll be spelled before you complete your windup.

Actually its one continuous arc of throwing that simultaneously propels.
Look up speedbowling.

The Aussies no doubt have tried gimping English speedbowling before Im sure, and look where it got THEM this week.


Some cricket ball deaths:

Umpire killed by cricket ball to head.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Cricket-Umpire-Alcwyn-Jenkins-Dies-After-Being-Hit-On-The-Head-By-A-Ball-In-Swansea/Article/200907115329599

Kid of young wizard age killed by cricket ball.
http://cricblitz.blogspot.com/2010/09/cricket-ball-killed-13-year-old-boy.html

Sargent in the RAF killed by cricket ball.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1397889/Sergeant-is-killed-by-cricket-ball-in-RAF-game.html


Died after heart failure after chest impact.
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=63782

Dangers of cricket balls:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_ball




Cricket balls are notoriously hard and potentially lethal, hence today's batsmen and close fielders often wear protective headgear. Raman Lamba died when hit on the head while fielding at forward short leg in a club match in Bangladesh. Only two other cricketers are known to have died as a result of on-field injuries in a first-class fixture. Both were hit while batting: George Summers of Nottinghamshire on the head at Lord's in 1870; and Abdul Aziz, the Karachi wicket-keeper, over the heart in the 1958-59 Quaid-e-Azam final. Ian Folley of Lancashire, playing for Whitehaven in 1993, died after being hit.
Frederick, Prince of Wales is often said to have died of complications after being hit by a cricket ball, although in reality this is not true — although he was hit in the head by one, the real cause of his death was a burst abscess in a lung. Glamorgan player Roger Davis was almost killed by a ball in 1971 when he was hit on the head while fielding. The Indian batsman Nariman Contractor had to retire from the game after being hit by a ball on the head in the West Indies.
Indian Cricketer, Raman Lamba died of a cricket ball hit on his head in a club match in Dhaka. Lamba was fielding at short-leg without wearing a helmet, and the ball struck by batsman Mehrab Hossain hit him hard on his head and rebounded to wicket-keeper Khaled Mashud.
A cricket umpire died in 2009 in South Wales after being hit on the head by a ball thrown by a fielder.
Numerous injuries are reported to health institutions, worldwide, in relation to cricket ball injuries including: occular (with some players having even lost eyes), cranial (head), dental (teeth), digital (fingers and toes) and testicular."

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Look up speedbowling. 0_JM0sjyfCU

Is this it?

I cut Harry's head off.

/thread.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Actually its one continuous arc of throwing that simultaneously propels.
Look up speedbowling.

The Aussies no doubt have tried gimping English speedbowling before Im sure, and look where it got THEM this week.


Some cricket ball deaths:

Umpire killed by cricket ball to head.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Cricket-Umpire-Alcwyn-Jenkins-Dies-After-Being-Hit-On-The-Head-By-A-Ball-In-Swansea/Article/200907115329599

Kid of young wizard age killed by cricket ball.
http://cricblitz.blogspot.com/2010/09/cricket-ball-killed-13-year-old-boy.html

Sargent in the RAF killed by cricket ball.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1397889/Sergeant-is-killed-by-cricket-ball-in-RAF-game.html


Died after heart failure after chest impact.
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=63782

Dangers of cricket balls:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_ball




Cricket balls are notoriously hard and potentially lethal, hence today's batsmen and close fielders often wear protective headgear. Raman Lamba died when hit on the head while fielding at forward short leg in a club match in Bangladesh. Only two other cricketers are known to have died as a result of on-field injuries in a first-class fixture. Both were hit while batting: George Summers of Nottinghamshire on the head at Lord's in 1870; and Abdul Aziz, the Karachi wicket-keeper, over the heart in the 1958-59 Quaid-e-Azam final. Ian Folley of Lancashire, playing for Whitehaven in 1993, died after being hit.
Frederick, Prince of Wales is often said to have died of complications after being hit by a cricket ball, although in reality this is not true — although he was hit in the head by one, the real cause of his death was a burst abscess in a lung. Glamorgan player Roger Davis was almost killed by a ball in 1971 when he was hit on the head while fielding. The Indian batsman Nariman Contractor had to retire from the game after being hit by a ball on the head in the West Indies.
Indian Cricketer, Raman Lamba died of a cricket ball hit on his head in a club match in Dhaka. Lamba was fielding at short-leg without wearing a helmet, and the ball struck by batsman Mehrab Hossain hit him hard on his head and rebounded to wicket-keeper Khaled Mashud.
A cricket umpire died in 2009 in South Wales after being hit on the head by a ball thrown by a fielder.
Numerous injuries are reported to health institutions, worldwide, in relation to cricket ball injuries including: occular (with some players having even lost eyes), cranial (head), dental (teeth), digital (fingers and toes) and testicular."


You're bringing a cricket ball into a fight with a dude who can freeze you in the blink of an eye.

Harry is a quittich seeker, he dodges bludgers with ease, a cricket ball will be much easier.

You have to wind up, aim, and throw it. Why do you ignore this?

AND there's the protego.


I know you hate HP, but dude, come on.

When did he freeze people with the blink of an eye...?
Nah. I didnt think so.
You just step forward and arc quick. You can get the ball off with venom, and it certainly would smash Harry's glasses into his face., Break his nose, KO him, Smash his face up etc.

Harry has NO prep and is caught by surprise..
The OP was clear on this.


By the time he sees the ball, its in his face and its over.




I dont hate Harry Potter at all. Im indifferent feeling about the subject.
I could just as easily say that you hate SW/McClane.

Would it necessarily make it so?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He wants to beat your ass. And to laugh about it with all his little wizard mates later.

Commence combat.

Well if he didn't know my intention handling potter would be easy indeed.

If he knows it, well begin behind him with a Bow or Crossbow aimed at his back, he second the bell rings fire away.

If I have to face him, lay out a rope where he is going to begin and the second the match begin pull the rope, make him fall, jump on him, 10 meters isn't that much. Basically with the setup mentioned in OP you can if you want to always find a way to defeat Harry Potter, hell get a car, maybe a hummer, and drive towards him, when your 10 meters from him the match will begin, harry on the windshield, etc...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
When did he freeze people with the blink of an eye...?
Nah. I didnt think so.
You just step forward and arc quick. You can get the ball off with venom, and it certainly would smash Harry's glasses into his face., Break his nose, KO him, Smash his face up etc.

Harry has NO prep and is caught by surprise..
The OP was clear on this.

By the time he sees the ball, its in his face and its over.

Petrificus Totalus.

You gotta wind up and throw it, dude. If Harry can dodge bludgers, a cricket ball is easy.

I can't believe you would actually bring a cricket ball into this battle..

I know how much prep I can throw on, and believe me, Harry would barely notice what I was doing before he recieved leathery destruction.

The OP said to be creative, and thats why a cricket ball was bought in.

Try to keep up.

I don't know where the impression came from that Harry doesn't have his wand or magic, but he does. In both scenario's. What would be the point of making a thread of a bunch of adults vs a teenager in a fistfight?

Though even though Harry gets his wand you get unlimited prep. Thats a fair fight imo.

Originally posted by Creshosk
No, they considered him extremely dangerous because they thought he blew someone to bits with a single spell. Spell?

... or hand cannon?

gg. sir.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I know how much prep I can throw on, and believe me, Harry would barely notice what I was doing before he recieved leathery destruction.

The OP said to be creative, and thats why a cricket ball was bought in.

Try to keep up. I know it's creative, but it's a fail weapon.

Shield charm, dude.

Again, deny it all you want, you'll be spelled before the ball leaves your hand.

So the human wizard with human reflexes, who has no warning as I surprise him and he has no prep, can assess the threat, make his mind up as regards at what to do with it, remember the name of an appropriate spell, raise his wand then taking the time it tales to say it, that I couldn't get my shot off in that time...? lol

It could make Harry miss even if by some miracle his teeth survive the impact enough for him to get a spell off, too.

All the dude'd see is a quick glimpse of my arm moving, for a split second, then concussion and a thousand stars and then bits of his glasses ripping though his eyes, and red darkness....

Then the beating/5 minutes of nutsack kicking would begin......which is justifiable, after coming at me with that wizard shit.

And a crossbow bolt through the throat would be just as effective.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So the human wizard with human reflexes, who has no warning as I surprise him and he has no prep, can assess the threat, make his mind up as regards at what to do with it, remember the name of an appropriate spell, raise his wand then taking the time it tales to say it, that I couldn't get my shot off in that time...? lol

It could make Harry miss even if by some miracle his teeth survive the impact enough for him to get a spell off, too.

All the dude'd see is a quick glimpse of my arm moving, for a split second, then at thosand stars and then bits of his glasses ripping though his eyes, and darkness....

Then the beating would start.

And a crossbow bolt through the throat would be just as effective.

He'll spell you before you toss the ball. He'll spell you before you raise, aim and fire the crossbow.

But hes surprised...!
And I could get a shot off from just above the hip and still catch him in the chest way quicker than he can aim with his wand and then say a word, after he's decided what to counter attack with, and what spell to use in order to make that happen..

And what part of the OP makes you think he's sitting there with his thumb up his ass singing "I'm an oscar meyer weiner?"

None. But I surprised him (He had zero prep) and he got his ass kerbstomped as a result of not being super human in reflexes, when mashed by a slyly delivered fast ball to the face.

Maybe he can humm the Oscar Meyer tune through his wired jam/face if it doesnt hurt too much afterwards as he recovers in hospital.

He has zero prep, yes. But it never says he is unaware he is being attacked.

Dude took on a Basilisk, a dragon, a troll, a horde of giant spiders and Voldemort several times. What have you done?

The moment then, he is aware from is when my attack would be underway.

Onscreen? Maybe they shoulda cricket balled him in the knackers or shot him in the throat with a crossbow..
Worked for me here, clearly.


The question is more "What H2H feats has Harry got that would match me".

I know that you want Harry to do raping of everyone in this thread, including yourself, but some of us would fight, goddamnit. lol

Dont project you own lack of fight on to others.

Yeah, he'll freeze when facing a middle aged brit with a cricket ball. What was I thinking?

Middle aged...? You're not from Britain.
lol

Older men than me just slaughtered Australia, TYVM.

One day, when I get to your age, or a few years older, I might start slowing, but now for a while yet.

Mhm. Make sure you find a good proctologist when Harry shoves that ball up your ass.

Wishful, but perverse thinking on your part. He'll have to wait for the hospital recovery to take first, then he'd have to reloctae me, AND catch me when Im not looking out for him.....

But as its 1st to the PWN, Harry falls smashed, against me, and many others here.

But he rapes the shit out of you, by the sound of it.

No, he rapes the shit out of everyone here. Only chance we all have is going cqc, h2h, and that aint gonna happen. Protego.

I'd say from this line in the OP "When you decide to start the fight you are both apparated to the centre of the Square, 10 meteres apart."

He'd certainly become well aware of what was going on.

Though given what's said about first apparations and that Harry's gone through many more, it'd be a wonder if the "You" in this fight didn't vomit after being apparated.

Indeed.

Well considering how we are ALL muggles, and he jsut so happens to not be able to use magic on muggles do to the fact he is not supposed to reveal magic to the real world, he wont use magic, he CAN, but WONT

therefore, this will be a fist fight in scenario 2, and Potter dead in 5 seconds or less in scenario 1, due to the prescence of a gun

so srry RJ, but Potter cant rape anybody here......

So Harry just sits there and let's himself be killed? Not. This is an MVF fantasy matchup, he can fight.

No guns allowed.

Only in scenario 2.

Does Harry have prep/knowledge in 1?

No.

Nope, not in either as i read it


Anyways, i never said he wouldnt fight, i said he wouldnt use magic, im applying rules Harry would have to abide by (being the good guy who never does anything wrong), while, well, its NYC, ppl die all the time, do a good enough job cleaning up and no one will ever suspect you

Originally posted by Nephthys
No. Ah, so Harry is just standing there, unaware he is about to be attacked, then?

Yeah, I guess.

Originally posted by Pwned
Nope, not in either as i read it


Anyways, i never said he wouldnt fight, i said he wouldnt use magic, im applying rules Harry would have to abide by (being the good guy who never does anything wrong), while, well, its NYC, ppl die all the time, do a good enough job cleaning up and no one will ever suspect you Since it's movie 7 harry he's technically not an underage wizard, so nothing to stop him from defending himself.

He'd just need to obliviate afterward.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Since it's movie 7 harry he's technically not an underage wizard, so nothing to stop him from defending himself.

He'd just need to obliviate afterward. I didnt even know there was a difference

as for the obvliviate, obviously XD

Originally posted by Nephthys
Yeah, I guess. Well that, sir, is bullshit. No one, ever, in any versus thread, should be unaware. No knowledge or prep is one thing, but having someone not even about to know they are gonna be attacked? Hell, I could make a thread entitled "Mini Me versus Riddick", Riddick unaware, Mini Me armed with an Uzi, and Mini Me wins.


I could quote the hall of prophesies, but nah, I won't go down that road.

You could, if the OP didn't specifically forbid the hall of ze prophecies.

I dunno, i'll have to think about whether Harry should get knowledge or not. :shrug:

If it goes cqc, now that I think about it, Harry would probably win. In OOTP, a dementor had him by the throat against the wall. Harry jabbed it in the eye with his wand and it stunned the dementor.

So his best feat is stabbing a dementor in the eye with a stick? I could prolly do that as well, while using my other hand to choke back (if it aint a dementor of course, that would be pretty, ah forgot the word, useless i guess)

Just saying, all he needs to do it touch you with it. It's like a stun baton.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If it goes cqc, now that I think about it, Harry would probably win. In OOTP, a dementor had him by the throat against the wall. Harry jabbed it in the eye with his wand and it stunned the dementor.

harry isn't beating someone trained in the martial arts lol

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
harry isn't beating someone trained in the martial arts lol Even the best martial artists get hit. One hit from Harry's wand is like a stun baton. ZAP, you're out. Unless you are saying you have more damage soak than a dementor.


I dunno why this is even being discussed, Harry would turn us all into pumpkins before we can react.


KMC member vs Harry Potter= Dead KMC member, all day every day, without fail.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Even the best martial artists get hit. One hit from Harry's wand is like a stun baton. ZAP, you're out. Unless you are saying you have more damage soak than a dementor.


I dunno why this is even being discussed, Harry would turn us all into pumpkins before we can react.


KMC member vs Harry Potter= Dead KMC member, all day every day, without fail.


not really especially since this is a fun thread..

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
not really especially since this is a fun thread.. Uh, yeah. Fun thread, spite thread, serious thread, Harry kicks all our asses. You can talk about how you'd TRY to kill him, but in the end, joking or not, you'd be slaughtered.

I would whoop Harry Potter's ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Even the best martial artists get hit. One hit from Harry's wand is like a stun baton. ZAP, you're out. Unless you are saying you have more damage soak than a dementor.


I dunno why this is even being discussed, Harry would turn us all into pumpkins before we can react.


KMC member vs Harry Potter= Dead KMC member, all day every day, without fail.

doesn't matter if harry potter hits the martial artist because the martial artist, fully aware of the capacity of harry wand (having used the prep time to get familiar with all his feats) can knock him out in one punch.

Well, had I a gun I would but have to shoot him first, no?

Expelli--BLAM. Dead.

Or if you're Clint Eastwood, just shoot the wand out of his hand.

Harry wouldn't be in a postion to be stunning anything once his face has been destroyed.

Thats correct, Bardock.
'Cept in one scenario, guns are banned.

(But nothing to stop you throwing a spear or using a crossbow or a cricket ball to debilitate him as an opening move before you close the range and begin massive physical violence.)

Bardock's massive German fist is the stuff of legend.
I cannot see Harry taking that repeatedly and living or remaining conscious.

So...many...innuendoes......... herbha-son2

Indeed.

Commence punning.

Originally posted by Utrigita
doesn't matter if harry potter hits the martial artist because the martial artist, fully aware of the capacity of harry wand (having used the prep time to get familiar with all his feats) can knock him out in one punch. And he gets through the Protego shield charm....How? They're 33 feet away from each other. MAYBE one of these guys can draw and fire in time:

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But average Joe's like us? Not a chance in hell.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And he gets through the Protego shield charm....How? They're 33 feet away from each other. MAYBE one of these guys can draw and fire in time:

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But average Joe's like us? Not a chance in hell.

Atm we where talking strictly CQC, so given that I assume that they begin within arms reach of each other, that is CQC, in the scenario you outlined, else there was no reason on your part to bring up the Dementor incident, because obviously given your no limit fallacy on the protego shield charm none will get within reach, so talking CQC with that line of though is moot. I stand by my earlier statement a Martial Artist fighting harry in CQC will knock out Harry with ease or at the very least knock him hard enough to disrupt the spell. Go down into a average boxing club start within arms reach and see if you can raise your arms and utter protego before they have struck you on the head atleast once.

We can also apply the actual circumstances like you just did now, and then we have a martial artist with prep, I suggest again lay out a rope so when we teleport in you can pull him off his feets, then for a expert on Martial Arts it should be a breeze doing the rest.

Originally posted by Utrigita
Atm we where talking strictly CQC, so given that I assume that they begin within arms reach of each other, that is CQC, in the scenario you outlined, else there was no reason on your part to bring up the Dementor incident, because obviously given your no limit fallacy on the protego shield charm none will get within reach, so talking CQC with that line of though is moot. I stand by my earlier statement a Martial Artist fighting harry in CQC will knock out Harry with ease or at the very least knock him hard enough to disrupt the spell. Go down into a average boxing club start within arms reach and see if you can raise your arms and utter protego before they have struck you on the head atleast once.

We can also apply the actual circumstances like you just did now, and then we have a martial artist with prep, I suggest again lay out a rope so when we teleport in you can pull him off his feets, then for a expert on Martial Arts it should be a breeze doing the rest. I brought in cqc because really the only chance a muggle would have is cqc. But there's the damn shield.

Oh yeah, if they are within arms reach of each other, Harry is gonna be KO'd.

Teleport?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, Harry'd Petrify you, cornhole you with his wand, then spit in your eye.

Sounds like your wish list.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was a catcher

Hahaahahaaaa, ***.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I brought in cqc because really the only chance a muggle would have is cqc. But there's the damn shield.

Oh yeah, if they are within arms reach of each other, Harry is gonna be KO'd.

Teleport?

No it isn't, as I have mentioned before take a hummer, accelerate it to 100 mph, and state your ready, bang your teleported to the scene speeding towards Harry Potter with 100 mph, that is my prep against harry potter. Or my prep includes me having a crossbow aimed at the place harry is going to teleport in, and I can practice as many times as I want in making the shot perfect. With prep and no restrictions on the prep you can imo always come up with a way to win.

Yes.

He will have to swing around himself before getting hit and if he is hit the impact will make the teleport next to impossible if not dislocate parts of his body, additionally the way harry reacts, based on the movie, isn't to teleport himself away instantly.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And he gets through the Protego shield charm....How? They're 33 feet away from each other. MAYBE one of these guys can draw and fire in time:

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But average Joe's like us? Not a chance in hell.
Leonardo DiCaprio is young in that movie...

Originally posted by Utrigita
No it isn't, as I have mentioned before take a hummer, accelerate it to 100 mph, and state your ready, bang your teleported to the scene speeding towards Harry Potter with 100 mph, that is my prep against harry potter. Or my prep includes me having a crossbow aimed at the place harry is going to teleport in, and I can practice as many times as I want in making the shot perfect. With prep and no restrictions on the prep you can imo always come up with a way to win.

Yes.

He will have to swing around himself before getting hit and if he is hit the impact will make the teleport next to impossible if not dislocate parts of his body, additionally the way harry reacts, based on the movie, isn't to teleport himself away instantly. I think the OP says he cannot teleport here.


You are teleported at the same time. Considering that he has done it before, he'll be far quicker on the draw when you guys arrive.

It's why my anti-rape airhorn was a solid choice. It will startle him for a second, giving me enough time to close the 10 meters and deliver a kick to his sparsely haired ball-bag with my boots.

See, sheer genius on Robtard's part.

You aren't gonna cover 33 feet before he spells you. You're not YuLaw.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You aren't gonna cover 33 feet before he spells you. You're not YuLaw.

33 feet is a short distance and I'm like a ****ing cheetah, shitty at long distance but I can dash like nobodies business, son.

Fight starts; I start running and rape-horn his ass, he stumbles for a second and them suddenly I'm all up in his face with a swiftly raising boot to the undercarriage. Game Over

Originally posted by Robtard
33 feet is a short distance and I'm like a ****ing cheetah, shitty at long distance but I can dash like nobodies business, son.

Fight starts; I start running and rape-horn his ass, he stumbles for a second and them suddenly I'm all up in his face with a swiftly raising boot to the undercarriage. Game Over Sure. He held it together and beat a dragon and a basilisk, but you, with an air horn, can take him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure. He held it together and beat a dragon and a basilisk, but you, with an air horn, can take him.

I'm not saying the rape-horn will cripple him, but it will startle him for a second breaking his concentration; that's all that's needed considering I only need to cover 33 feet.

I would also question your "he beat a dragon and a basilisk", as you've been shown to be wrong, at least in regards to the basilisk.

Also.... The dragon never kicked Harry in the nuts.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm not saying the rape-horn will cripple him, but it will startle him for a second breaking his concentration; that's all that's needed considering I only need to cover 33 feet.

I would also question your "he beat a dragon and a basilisk", as you've been shown to be wrong, at least in regards to the basilisk. Wrong how? He stabbed it in the mouth and killed it.


The moment he sees you break into a run, he'll spell you, dude. An air horn might startle him, but it's not like he's never seen one before.

Right, so, speaking as a fanatic fan that actually thought about this, this is how I do it.

I borrow one of those tanks of water that automatically shut and lock that are used in "The Prestige" at the end, and set it where Harry is due to apparate.

Harry Apparates to the Square, and drops his wand with surprise. It's at the bottom of the water tank. Harry tries to magick it up by using the Accio Spell... but oh wait, you can't talk in water. He was able to in Goblet of Fire, but only because he had the Gillyweed.

Let's think of DH pt1 feats : oh wait, when he went into the water in DH, he was wearing the Locket. So on top of not being able to speak, he can't get to the bottom of the tank to retrieve his wand because the Locket keeps pulling him up.

Even if he doesn't lose his wand on landing, again, no one can speak aaduring water. Harry shows two examples of silent magic in DH; when the Trio are trying to "kill" the Locket. But again, Harry has the Locket on , and that, plus the panic, keeps Harry from using silent magic and wandless magic.

Harry drowns within a few minutes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The moment he sees you break into a run, he'll spell you, dude. An air horn might startle him, but it's not like he's never seen one before.

I'll rape-horn first, break his concentration for a second, and then snap-kick to the scrotal. It's not hard to imagine, dude. 33 feet is nothing.

Will arguably true, rape-horns still startle would-be rapist.

Another whupping for Master Potter.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
So, this is how I do it.

I borrow one of those tanks of water that automatically shut and lock that are used in "The Prestige" at the end, and set it where Harry is due to apparate.

Harry Apparates to the Square, and drops his wand with surprise. It's at the bottom of the water tank. Harry tries to magick it up by using the Accio Spell... but oh wait, you can't talk in water. He was able to in Goblet of Fire, but only because he had the Gillyweed.

Let's think of DH pt1 feats : oh wait, when he went into the water in DH, he was wearing the Locket. So on top of not being able to speak, he can't get to the bottom of the tank to retrieve his wand because the Locket keeps pulling him up.

Even if he doesn't lose his wand on landing, again, no one can speak aaduring water. Harry shows two examples of silent magic in DH; when the Trio are trying to "kill" the Locket. But again, Harry has the Locket on , and that, plus the panic, keeps Harry from using silent magic and wandless magic.

Harry drowns within a few minutes. Nah, the gillyweed has ceased operating when he said ascendio.


Funny post though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, the gillyweed has ceased operating when he said ascendio.

Funny post though.

Speaking of movie footage - in Goblet of Fire, the Gillyweed was starting to fade away, but had not completely gone.

But, even if what you say about that one element of my scenario, it's just that... one element. How important is Gillyweed on the balance against the Locket?

And, funny? At least I realize Harry has weaknesses.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Speaking of movie footage - in Goblet of Fire, the Gillyweed was starting to fade away, but had not completely gone.

But, even if what you say about that one element of my scenario, it's just that... one element. How important is Gillyweed on the balance against the Locket?

And, funny? At least I realize Harry has weaknesses.

Look again:

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At 5:00, the webbed fingers have turned back normal.

At 6:05, you can plainly see that his gills are gone. It's then that he says ascendio.

OK, so I was wrong on that point.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
But, even if what you say about that one element of my scenario, it's just that... one element. How important is Gillyweed on the balance against the Locket?

Originally posted by siriuswriter
OK, so I was wrong on that point. Er....I dunno?

Don't understand these extravagant scenarios when it's been shown that the simplest work the best, rape-horns and a nutting or a cricket ball to the face.

Or a stupefy to the rectum.

Originally posted by Robtard
Don't understand these extravagant scenarios when it's been shown that the simplest work the best, rape-horns and a nutting or a cricket ball to the face.

Precisely. This maybe be the first time that Occam's razor ever ACTUALLY cut someone down in combat.. lol

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Or a stupefy to the rectum.

Potter can't cast that when he's already been kicked in the potato-sack or has been knocked senseless and is choking on the fragments of his teeth.

Originally posted by Robtard
Potter can't cast that when he's already been kicked in the potato-sack or has been knocked senseless and is choking on the fragments of his teeth. Yes, he can. Poor Aunt Marge.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yes, he can. Poor Aunt Marge.

No, he actually can't. That was a fluke too, here he's trained and will intend on casting spells.

Casting spells takes at least some level of concentration, he's not concentrating at all when his nuts are being stomped on or his head's spinning.

Robtard is definitely right.
Adding serious concussion to the game, Harry wont be able to remember if his name is Harry, Judith, Elizabeth or Rebecca, let alone remember all that wizard shit. Plus when that 1st blow shattered his glasses into his eyes, he wouldn't be able to see either.

Hell if you amp that rape alarm up to a loud enough PA system in the square whilst you practice and prep, you could just unleash a quick parp from it, and shatter those glasses into his eyes sonically.

Originally posted by Robtard
Potter can't cast that when he's already been kicked in the potato-sack or has been knocked senseless and is choking on the fragments of his teeth. Which won't happen cause he already blasted your ass away with the spell. Unless you can tell me how you can cross 33 feet before he says one word?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Uh, yeah. Fun thread, spite thread, serious thread, Harry kicks all our asses. You can talk about how you'd TRY to kill him, but in the end, joking or not, you'd be slaughtered.

not me.. cause i gots tha powa

Originally posted by Creshosk
Which won't happen cause he already blasted your ass away with the spell. Unless you can tell me how you can cross 33 feet before he says one word?


Goku's instant transmission will work just fine

Originally posted by Creshosk
Which won't happen cause he already blasted your ass away with the spell. Unless you can tell me how you can cross 33 feet before he says one word?

I already did that about 4-5 times now. Was also the first to respond in this thread with my genius. But I'll recap it for you, cos I'm a gentle, nice and sincere person:

Anti-rape airhorn will startle Potter for a second, by the time he recovers and goes to wave his wand and utter a word(s), I'll have already kicked him in the nuts. Game Over.

BTW, I don't need to cover 33 feet, only about 30 as my leg gives me decent reach; 30 feet is nothing.

Originally posted by Robtard
I already did that about 4-5 times now. Was also the first to respond in this thread with my genius. But I'll recap it for you, cos I'm a gentle, nice and sincere person:

Anti-rape airhorn will startle Potter for a second, by the time he recovers and goes to wave his wand and utter a word(s), I'll have already kicked him in the nuts. Game Over.

BTW, I don't need to cover 33 feet, only about 30 as my leg gives me decent reach; 30 feet is nothing.

i wonder if Potter can handle the likes of British babes Holly Peers, Gemma Atkinson or Sophie Howard??

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i wonder if Potter can handle the likes of British babes Holly Peers, Gemma Atkinson or Sophie Howard??

If you're implying I'm hot like they are, I'm flattered.