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Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder version) versus the Wizard of Oz. Gang battle.

Willy Wonka has 200 of his Oompa Loompa shorties.

The Wizard of Oz has 200 of his Munchkins. Dorothy, Toto, the Tin Man, the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion are there too.

Both sides are armed with a variety of weapons. Baseball bats, chains, switchblades, brass knuckles, 2x4's, zippos, etc.

Fight takes place in broad daylight in a huge clearing.


Anything goes. Who wins?

Does Wonka get Grandpa Joe? That guy will f*ck Oz up.

Nah, just who is listed.

Do the Lion, Scarecrow, and Tin Man have their courage, brain, and heart?

Mhm.

Oz totally.

I'm going with the Oompa's. They're bigger than the Munchkins. Also, it only takes a handful to overwhelm the lion.

Plus Willy kicks the shit out of the Wizard.

Oz gets sucked in to the candy machines


lol

Yeah, they wear war paint too.

If Wonka can smooth talk the Wizard in to his tunnel... *shrieks*

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
If Wonka can smooth talk the Wizard in to his tunnel... *shrieks* That doesn't sound like an inuendo at all now does it?

Oompa Loompas go Woompa woompa.

What about Toto the Terror? hello????

Ahem: Size matters not. I have seen munchkins beat the living hell out of bigger guys, so just cuz Oompas are bigger doesnt mean they will win.

Yoda quoting FTW!

War paint, dude.

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Hmmm.....

In the Tim Burton version, the Oompa Loompa's were shown living in a very harsh jungle. It's an idication that they are at least good at staying alive. If it carries over, I might side with Wonka. The Munchkins don't seem very tough except for the lolipop guild.

The munchkins didn't impress me. The Oompas freaked me out.

If the Oompas are all played by that guy in East Bound and Down just like in the Tim Burton version they get messed up.

Gene Wilder version.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Gene Wilder version.

I reckon pretty much everybody dies in this fight with maybe one or two midgets left.

The scarcrow just fell apart and the Tin Man was slow. The Lion with courage is still easily stabbed by Oompas with spears. Dorothy's a non factor and Toto's fear powers probably won't work.

What about Willy versus The Wizard?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What about Willy versus The Wizard?

Willy kicks Oz's lily white ass.

haermm You lose, Sir!!!

Cmon the Wizard was a deadbeat con snakeoil merchant.

Wonka had the crazies. And showed bouts of anger.

He would beat the crap out of him.

Shall we bring in gear?