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got the idea from The You v. Hogwarts thread.. Included Batmen are Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney and Bale.. All screenfeats from the six Batman movies are in play.. You choose what weapon(s) you want to use against one or all of them... You can also choose to fight each one at a time or simply face them at once.. have fun and be creative.. oh the location, you choose when and where

I fight them all at once, in Gotham...I'll be over here in Germany though. Weapon of choice is a nuke.

I choose all at once. I'll defeat them with my Batman repellent.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I fight them all at once, in Gotham...I'll be over here in Germany though. Weapon of choice is a nuke.

Currently will have to think about this.
I like Bardock's approach, here though.

Once a nuke is detonated in the batcave, theres little the Batmen would be able to do about that.

Of course Im not so fanciful of H2H victory, here.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Currently will have to think about this.
I like Bardock's approach, here though.

Once a nuke is detonated in the batcave, theres little the Batmen would be able to do about that.

Of course Im not so fanciful of H2H victory, here.

No cricket ball?

Well that would work on ONE of them, if bowled it in their lower face, but then likely the other three or four Batmen would know I was out of shots and would step forward and I'd most likely be overpowered/bat whupped.
Especially as they're all armoured.

Maybe I could run between them all with my lighter agility, typing their capes to each other as I go....
But realistically I cant see that happening.. :P



Another approach would to be to endanger 7 different big amounts of the dumbest members of the public, and give the Batmen the option of dealing with me there or letting them all die, as they are seperate, they would have to go and engage personally....leaving me to plant the bombs in the Bat Cave. pretty much ensuring victory.

If its weapons based I'd definitely have more of at chance, but then they all have their batarangs and utility belt gadgets.

Ok...

I'll take all of them at once.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
oh the location, you choose when and where

When: Anytime they want.

Where: Inside a volcano.

Good thinking, they'd be really hot/maybe a little slower in that armour.
Expect West, who is in that light assed Bat-Lycra..

The only person who can win is Adam West.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
got the idea from The You v. Hogwarts thread.. Included Batmen are Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney and Bale.. All screenfeats from the six Batman movies are in play.. You choose what weapon(s) you want to use against one or all of them... You can also choose to fight each one at a time or simply face them at once.. have fun and be creative.. oh the location, you choose when and where

So I must fight Keatonman, then Kilmerman, then Clooneyman, then Baleman? One at a time, in that order? And I can choose any weapons I wish? And choose the location?


Is this like a duel, or are they coming for me? Or am I to go after them?

I say RPG!!!!!

Or something explosive, they tended to work better than bullets against all the Batmen..........

Or, flamethrower.

When: After i get a training montage to become a master of every martial art, and have 200 pounds of extra muscle XD
Where: In the middle of a giant cookie flying in space (with an atmosphere that provides an atmosphere exactly like ours and gravity, of course)

Oh man. I would get my ass kicked so damn hard. Like you don't even know. My only chance would be a mini-gun or something. Which I probably couldn't even use or lift. Man am I a wimp.

This shit's easy. I clear with ease.

You wouldn't clear the proctologists exam though, with all those batarangs in your ass.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
You choose what weapon(s) you want to use against one or all of them...

I cut their heads off....with a lightsaber.

Then kill all four at once with the keyblade. awesome

That might work, the Lightsabre.
Good thinking, Aura.
Hell Im going with that. And Solos blaster as a sidearm lol

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
got the idea from The You v. Hogwarts thread.. Included Batmen are Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney and Bale.. All screenfeats from the six Batman movies are in play.. You choose what weapon(s) you want to use against one or all of them... You can also choose to fight each one at a time or simply face them at once.. have fun and be creative.. oh the location, you choose when and where

I choose to fight them all at once, inside a Burger King and I bring Chuck Norris as my weapon.

Theres no way I'd survive unless I was RJ.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Theres no way I'd survive unless I was RJ.

Or Harry Potter.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You wouldn't clear the proctologists exam though, with all those batarangs in your ass. Nah. I'd take the fight to them. Body armor, NVG, motion sensors, mines, grenades, automatic rifles and pistols (with armor penetrating rounds.)

Easy cheesy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah. I'd take the fight to them. Body armor, NVG, motion sensors, mines, grenades, automatic rifles and pistols (with armor penetrating rounds.)

Easy cheesy.

And while you're busy trying(and failing) to kill Keaton Batman, West Batman sprays you with Bat Hillbilly Repellent and Bale Batman shoots you with his sticky-explosives-gun.

Cough-Cough, Tick-Tock-Boom. /end

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah. I'd take the fight to them. Body armor, NVG, motion sensors, mines, grenades, automatic rifles and pistols (with armor penetrating rounds.)

Easy cheesy.

That is precisely what every goon in Gotham told himself before they got their ass handed to them by Bats.

Originally posted by Impediment
That is precisely what every goon in Gotham told himself before they got their ass handed to them by Bats.

Not just goons, super-villains, super-assassins, uber-geniuses etc.

Originally posted by Impediment
That is precisely what every goon in Gotham told himself before they got their ass handed to them by Bats. Mhm, and the two goons who hit Keatonman center mass with two .45 slugs? What if they had armor piercing rounds?

Thought so.

3 words: Iron Man Armor.

Originally posted by Nephthys
3 words: Iron Man Armor.

Here's some more words: Hire Agent 47.


/ thread.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi


Here's some more words: Hire Agent 47.


/ thread.
Respect! Though I can't see 47 beating the Batmen. He is a stealth assassin and in the film he was weaksauce compared to his game counterpart.

I agree with Nephthys Ironman armour for me.
Location open field.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Respect! Though I can't see 47 beating the Batmen. He is a stealth assassin and in the film he was weaksauce compared to his game counterpart.

I agree with Nephthys Ironman armour for me.
Location open field. 2 mile sniper shot FTW.

Isn't it meant to be "YOU vs Batman" though, not "Your hired assassin vs Batman"...?

What if YOU are a hired assassin?

Originally posted by Badabing
The only person who can win is Adam West.

Thats fine still.
Cause its still you dispensing the ass kicking 1st hand.......or 1st foot, technically.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Isn't it meant to be "YOU vs Batman" though, not "Your hired assassin vs Batman"...? Hire 47 to train me intensely for a month or so, and give me his weapons.

Sure. Thats a worker.

But I think you might need longer than a month....take 6.

Nah, I'm a fast learner. 2.

Nope. Youre not.

Forum feats dictate that it takes you over a year to realise that Mcclane knocked the ninja chick out first.

IF she was KO'd, she must have mad recovery powers, because she got up quick as shit like nothing had happened.

let me see here.. i'd take each batman on separately and kill each one.. except clooney bats because i'd just ask him to date elisabetta and then i'd kick clooney bats in the codpiece lol..

Keaton and Kilmer Bats will go down to my samurai sword..

Bale Bats well, i'd have to reprogram the tumbler to run over Bale

You seriously think you can take KeatonMan with a sword?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Isn't it meant to be "YOU vs Batman" though, not "Your hired assassin vs Batman"...?


yep..

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
What if YOU are a hired assassin?


do you have the skills?




I can take out many a character with a sword

remember Keaton Bats was never shown using a sword although he did block the two broadswords, however i am much better than that dude

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
yep..





Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hire 47 to train me intensely for a month or so, and give me his weapons.

This is what I meant by Hire.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is what I meant by Hire.

do you have the necessary skills to take Batman out?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Youre not.

Forum feats dictate that it takes you over a year to realise that Mcclane knocked the ninja chick out first.







"forum feats."






I'd take them all out, h2h. They can have their armor, gadgets, and on-person weapons. I'd still take them all out with just my bare fists.

I would only need the unmolested Gem of Cyttorak. I would just molest the Gem, myself, and then confront the Bats. I would, of course, solo their shit, with just my bare banded fists, bitches.



Also, RJ could solo the bats with just a sniper rifle and a good spotter.

Originally posted by dadudemon



"forum feats."






I'd take them all out, h2h. They can have their armor, gadgets, and on-person weapons. I'd still take them all out with just my bare fists.

I would only need the unmolested Gem of Cyttorak. I would just molest the Gem, myself, and then confront the Bats. I would, of course, solo their shit, with just my bare banded fists, bitches.No, you wouldn't.


I'd only need a spotter if it was beyond 500 yards. Things get iffy at that point.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, you wouldn't.


I'd only need a spotter if it was beyond 500 yards. Things get iffy at that point.

Once DDM molest the Gem of Cyttorak he becomes The Juggernaut; not that phaggy one in X3 either.

Only Batman that would give him trouble here is Adam West Batman, he'd surely to bring Cyttorak repellent.

Originally posted by Robtard
Once DDM molest the Gem of Cyttorak he becomes The Juggernaut; not that phaggy one in X3 either.

Only Batman that would give him trouble here is Adam West Batman, he'd surely to bring Cyttorak repellent. Hell, even as Bruce Wayne, he'd kick the shit outta us H2H.

Originally posted by Robtard
Once DDM molest the Gem of Cyttorak he becomes The Juggernaut; not that phaggy one in X3 either.

Only Batman that would give him trouble here is Adam West Batman, he'd surely to bring Cyttorak repellent.

On screen feats, only, though.

Cyttorak does not exist in West's universe as that's the DC uni. hehehehe

That was my logic in selecting something that makes me nigh invincible.

Edit - Wait, Jugs in X3 is a piece of shit that's barely passable as being even as strong as Spiderman. Nevermind...Cyttorak does not exist in the movies.

I choose mac's Zippo I win

I would like to point out that as of the Dark Knight Batman has a bullet-reflecting force-field. He just doesn't use it because reflecting bullets hurts people. It was in the anime movie. Which is canon btw.

awepeach

Originally posted by Nephthys
I would like to point out that as of the Dark Knight Batman has a bullet-reflecting force-field. He just doesn't use it because reflecting bullets hurts people. It was in the anime movie. Which is canon btw.

awepeach

That shield doesn't matter: I'm the Juggernaut, b****!

Nah. I would just punch right through his shields.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I would like to point out that as of the Dark Knight Batman has a bullet-reflecting force-field. He just doesn't use it because reflecting bullets hurts people. It was in the anime movie. Which is canon btw.

awepeach

i have the movie, but no matter Batman has no defense against my spinning Batkick abilities