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Since the ancient days of Rome, Emporers have been rigging fights by stabbing their scheduled opponent, wounding them before the games began to ensure a better chance of victory. This level of underhanded snidery, and skullduggery has been applied to debates, to alter outcomes by handicapping or "Gimping" on side in the face off premptively in this manner, and has lead to some funny scenarios.

So this a thread for all characters who are normally incapable of beating many adversaries to get their revenge on characters that have whupped them in fair fights, or just random matchups to show your cruelty, maliciousness, feelings of violence and come-uppance or violence in stitching beloved or hated characters up like kippers in the arena..... More evil the better.

Meant as a hoover for all gimp matches, and as fun not pointed at anyone.

Now....enjoy.....and "Bring out the gimp...!!!!!"
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZfcIzdiz7bE/SXCCwF127gI/AAAAAAAABDY/QKHwaH_glyE/s400/gimp_3.jpg

Dobby (Harry Potter)
http://www.anime4u.co.uk/ekmps/shops/chiragnyeri/images/harrypotterelf.jpg










Vs











The death star and entire crew.
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/ee/DeathStar2.jpg



(The Death star is drained utterly of power except for life support, and all the clones have their eyes stabbed out on starting, and no armour either. No Sith or Jedi allowed. Dobby starts with an AK47 and has 60 clips.)

RogueJedi

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/2-2.jpg



Vs



The Batman

http://www.superherotimes.com/news/images/YesAsiaBatman.jpg

Batman is stripped naked, handcuffed, leg-cuffed and drugged to unconscious. RJ has shotgun with unlimited ammo.

The A-team (The A-Team)
http://www.wallpaperweb.org/wallpaper/movies/1600x1200/Liam_Neeson_in_The_ATeam_1_1280.jpg







Vs








http://www.gonemovies.com/www/drama/drama/FourWCharles2.jpg
Charles (Four weddings and a funeral)



(-The A-Team start the match in the back of the van with BA's nuts tied to a trip wire that will detonate the C4 that fills the front of the van, Hannibal is lobotomised, Murdock sedated on high doses of thorazine, Face is locked inside a safe with the lock busted.

-Charles starts with a flame thrower and 8 grenades.)

Originally posted by Robtard
RogueJedi

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/2-2.jpg



Vs



The Batman

http://www.superherotimes.com/news/images/YesAsiaBatman.jpg

Batman is stripped naked, handcuffed, leg-cuffed and drugged to unconscious. RJ has shotgun with unlimited ammo.

Yeah my moneys on the Texan there, for sure.

Hate to say it, but I think there's an above average chance Charles is likely to blow himself to shit, being the whiny little ***** he was.

Great movie though.

There is that chance but he has McClane's luck in that scenario too.

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/anton.jpg
Anton Chigur (No country for old men)














Vs















http://betterinfrench.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pippi-longstocking-2.jpg
Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Longstocking the movie)




(Fight starts with Chigur having to remove the nosselgun of his own gas tank cannister from his ass, but his hands are tied above his head. He is soaked in gasoline.

Pippi starts with 4 hour prep, and has a Zippo and 3 sticks of TNT.)

I'm gonna gimp it to make a somewhat fair fight...

Darth Vader
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/26322553/Lord+Darth+Vader+darthvader_wideweb__470x3650.jpg



vs



Harry Potter
http://topnews.in/light/files/harry-potter111.jpg


Darth Vader can't use the force and doesn't have his armor on. He also has Jar Jar constantly mumbling in his ear and has the mentality that he had in TPM. There is also C4 shoved into Vader's ass. Harry Potter has the detenator for the C4.

Originally posted by Robtard
RogueJedi

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/2-2.jpg

I don't recall what movie he was in.

Originally posted by Creshosk
I don't recall what movie he was in.

Relax there, fella. It's a gag thread.

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/pescilethal1.jpg
Leo Getz (Lethal Weapon 3)




























Vs






























http://images.quizfarm.com/1133420454EnterpriseD.jpg
The entire crew of The Enterprise D.









(Jean Luc's posse cannot use phasers, transporters or any computers,
All security have been made triple amputees and have full eyeless gimpmasks on. And the computer's environmental controls are by default set to 25 per cent oxygen levels in the Federation guys start.

Leo has 8 months training in ST tech, A phaser rifle, a phaser side arm, full transporter privileges and has unlimited stamina and luck.)

http://images.wikia.com/indianajones/images/6/67/Toht.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P-Yh5Xlnl2w/TFjNV77KBNI/AAAAAAAAAng/R7CQZ_W-XdU/s1600/Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark-indiana-jones-3700565-1280-720.jpg
Toht (Raiders of the lost ark) And a legion of 50 Nazis


















vs











http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/620.gif
Maria Von Trapp (The sound of music)



(Toht is not able to issue orders to his Nazi forces, he himself starts the duel buried up to his neck in sand. The nazis are not allowed to use weapons. They are all afflicted with a condition in which their heads explode/melt Ark style if they hear singing.

Von Trapp is able to use all of Julie Andrew's Mary Poppins feats, and her umbrella has magical Nazi seeking missiles, she also has twin uzis with unlimited ammo.)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/pescilethal1.jpg
Leo Getz (Lethal Weapon 3)




























Vs






























http://images.quizfarm.com/1133420454EnterpriseD.jpg
The entire crew of The Enterprise D.









(Jean Luc's posse cannot use phasers, transporters or any computers,
All security have been made triple amputees and have full eyeless gimpmasks on. And the computer's environmental controls are by default set to 25 per cent oxygen levels in the Federation guys start.

Leo has 8 months training in ST tech, A phaser rifle, a phaser side arm, full transporter privileges and has unlimited stamina and luck.)


poor poor Enterprise

LMAO awesome thread

Blade
http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacters/photos/47.jpg

vs.

Cam Wexler
http://www.comingsoon.net/nextraimages/albaglcint1.jpg

Blade suffers from blindness, paraplegia, HIV, asthma, heart failure, 3rd grade concussion, broken arms, broken legs, no fangs, no sword, no guns, no equipment whatsoever, while Cam has a healing factor, adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, superhuman strength, superhuman speed, laser eyes, bullet-timing reflexes, Iron Man suit, and rocket launcher with unlimited ammo.

Originally posted by Creshosk
I don't recall what movie he was in. One day you'll understand, Cresh, one day.

Originally posted by DarkNemesis
LMAO awesome thread

Blade
http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacters/photos/47.jpg

vs.

Cam Wexler
http://www.comingsoon.net/nextraimages/albaglcint1.jpg

Blade suffers from blindness, paraplegia, HIV, asthma, heart failure, 3rd grade concussion, broken arms, broken legs, no fangs, no sword, no guns, no equipment whatsoever, while Cam has a healing factor, adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, superhuman strength, superhuman speed, laser eyes, bullet-timing reflexes, Iron Man suit, and rocket launcher with unlimited ammo.


LOL Thats the stuff.

http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/superman-kidder.jpg
Lois Lane (Superman: The movie)











Vs














http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/10/18_braveheart_lg.jpg
William Wallace's army (Braveheart)



(To make it "fair", Wallace's army start stuck to the floor with 700% gravity localised entirely to the Scots, Lois starts with a free shot, with a small tactical nuke in the middle of the army area, she has flame units, grenades, and 12 50-calibre machine guns that she can operate from within her 12 ft thick walled battle bunker...And she can also get help from Superman, if needed.)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/superman-kidder.jpg
Lois Lane (Superman: The movie)











Vs














http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/10/18_braveheart_lg.jpg
William Wallace's army (Braveheart)



...And she can also get help from Superman, if needed.)

That last part is all you needed.

Yeah... That part was just gratuitous frivolity..

Deliverance Hillybillies (Deliverance)
http://www.canoekayakpoland.com/deliverance-3.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s6Cu32Fga4k/RzyrAXMZETI/AAAAAAAABU0/eejpZA8ncZc/s400/hillbilly.jpg http://deegeesbb.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/deliverance.jpg http://bigjournalism.com/files/2010/07/deliverance03.JPG



























Vs









































http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/predator.jpg
Predator (Predator)

(Predator starts with both feet and hands nailed to floor, totally naked, drugged on date rape drugs that would work on an elephant, the Hillbillies get immunity from Space-AIDS, Armour piercing shell loaded miniguns, a tub of lube, a case of viagra, and a small thermonuclear device.)

Interesting... All I have to say is, KMC Favoritism.

Whatchootalkin'bout, Willis?

Quit your surrealism, and get gimping...

Philo Beddoe and Clyde (Every Which Way but Loose)

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1002/philo-beddoe-any-which-way-but-loose-clint-eastwood-demotivational-poster-1266106562.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_68RFo3Ho-Gk/TRE8vdVoXEI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/AyiU3yZ37Kc/s1600/clyde.jpg






























Vs



























Old lady (Orgasmo)
http://www.spscriptorium.com/Treats/OrgazmoOldLady.jpg



(Clyde starts drugged on elephant tranquilisers and in Admantium Handcuffs on his legs and arms, Philo begins with his arms and legs broken and nailed to the floor with a nailgun.

Old lady gets an Ripley's combined M41-a Pulse Rifle/flamethower with unlimited rounds/fuel, drugs that give her speed and agility beyond her aged frames usual capacity, and can become invisible at will.)

Capt. Steven Hiller and David Levinson (ID4)
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Independence_Day/996IDY_Jeff_Goldblum_003.jpg






























Vs































http://www.dvdactive.com/misc/chris/hdcaps/id4/id4bdcap1.jpg
Entire Alien fleet and Mothership (ID4)





(Goldblum's laptop is Windows powered and fatal bluescreens.

Also the aliens come this time with a mainframe thats Mac proof.)

Originally posted by Evilbigfoot
Interesting... All I have to say is, KMC Favoritism. It's a joke thread, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's a joke thread, dude.

You're funny lookin'

It's hard to detect sarcasm in text, isn't it RJ?

http://www.tdf.org/PlaybyPlayOnline/pparchives/playbyplay_mar98/nataliePortman.gif
Anne Frank (The diary of Anne Frank)




































Vs







































Amon Goth (Schindler's list)
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-3/schindlers-list-ralph-fiennes.jpg

and his Troops from (Dead Snow)
http://laist.com/attachments/Farley%20Elliott/DeadSnow.jpg






The Nazis are ungimped except for their weapons shooting only flower petals.

Anne Starts in an armoured AT-AT, fitted with Star Trek X era shielding and Phaser banks on the upper decks on the underside....fighter support from Defiant class vessels.
She also has and emergency beam out move to choose should she like which would take her safely to a retreat in Malibu.....

TX and T1000 (Terminator Saga)
http://www.albinjohnson.com/cool/robots/robots3/terminator-tx-03.jpghttp://listfav.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/t1000-shatter.jpg


















Vs






















All of Skynet (Terminator Saga)
http://www.hypebeast.com/image/2009/06/hot-toys-terminator-endoskeleton-t600-1.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCpwtgqmx8/S8IjSD0tMxI/AAAAAAAAAQg/hj9oa1PRobc/s1600/t3endoskeletons1.jpg
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/celebrity-pictures-terminator-honestly-teeth.jpghttp://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/t/terminator_salvation_090427/terminatorsalvation_2.jpg http://www.electro-tech-online.com/attachments/electronic-projects/39043d1248272367-miniature-loop-alarm-hk_aerial_2029.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y5TwdoOLPTI/SRtKV6L7cVI/AAAAAAAAERM/KHY2t-ZtZGE/s400/terminator111208b.jpg
http://chamorrobible.org/images/photos/gpw-20050304-UnitedStatesDepartmentOfEnergy-XX-01-nuclear-bomb-exploded-from-ballon-Operation-Plumbbob-STOKES-Event-Nevada-Test-Site-19570807-large.jpg







- TX and T-1000 have full prep and intel, are from a version of the future where they can kill their past creator before their creation..
T-1000 gets unlimted regen despite screenfeats and TX cannpt be beaten by any 800 series terminators, despite screen feats.
TX can reprogram everything ever even Skynet who is a million times more powerful, cause gimpage says its suddenly it has the computing power of a Vic 20.

Skynet cannot use it's Nukes, cannot send out more than one machine at a time to deal with them both, Cannot use:
Any high energy weapons,
Hydrogen weapons,
Jury rigged powercell grenades,
Time travel,
Bombing or rockets from airbourne HKs,
Weapons based on lasers/plasma and other factory tech that Skynet certainly has, and massive Transformer style HKs cannot touch them, due to gimp injunction... let alone hammer them into Earth's core, like they normally would..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
TX and T1000 (Terminator Saga)
http://www.albinjohnson.com/cool/robots/robots3/terminator-tx-03.jpghttp://listfav.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/t1000-shatter.jpg


















Vs






















All of Skynet (Terminator Saga)
http://www.hypebeast.com/image/2009/06/hot-toys-terminator-endoskeleton-t600-1.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCpwtgqmx8/S8IjSD0tMxI/AAAAAAAAAQg/hj9oa1PRobc/s1600/t3endoskeletons1.jpg
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/celebrity-pictures-terminator-honestly-teeth.jpghttp://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/t/terminator_salvation_090427/terminatorsalvation_2.jpg http://www.electro-tech-online.com/attachments/electronic-projects/39043d1248272367-miniature-loop-alarm-hk_aerial_2029.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y5TwdoOLPTI/SRtKV6L7cVI/AAAAAAAAERM/KHY2t-ZtZGE/s400/terminator111208b.jpg
http://chamorrobible.org/images/photos/gpw-20050304-UnitedStatesDepartmentOfEnergy-XX-01-nuclear-bomb-exploded-from-ballon-Operation-Plumbbob-STOKES-Event-Nevada-Test-Site-19570807-large.jpg







- TX and T-1000 have full prep and intel, are from a version of the future where they can kill their past creator before their creation..
T-1000 gets unlimted regen despite screenfeats and TX cannpt be beaten by any 800 series terminators, despite screen feats.
TX can reprogram everything ever even Skynet who is a million times more powerful, cause gimpage says its suddenly it has the computing power of a Vic 20.

Skynet cannot use it's Nukes, cannot send out more than one machine at a time to deal with them both, Cannot use:
Any high energy weapons,
Hydrogen weapons,
Jury rigged powercell grenades,
Time travel,
Bombing or rockets from airbourne HKs,
Weapons based on lasers/plasma and other factory tech that Skynet certainly has, and massive Transformer style HKs cannot touch them, due to gimp injunction... let alone hammer them into Earth's core, like they normally would..



http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/butthurt.png

...Said the man with butthurt made a permanent fixture on his profile.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
cause gimpage says its suddenly it has the computing power of a Vic 20.


I found this fitting

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/ViC20_Cartridge.jpg

Very.

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/the_road_still_viggo_mortensen_movie.jpg

Man & Boy(The Road)


VS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/gap804/xmen/x3_brotherhood_army1.jpg
The Entire Brotherhood of Evil Mutants including Dark Phoenix(X-Men: The Last Stand)


Man's revolver is fully automatic, has an infinite number of rounds with no need to reload, always hits his target, and the rounds impact with the force of a fully charged Death Star laser.

Boy has synthetically enhanced(10x) versions of every Brotherhooder's powers and has been flash telepathy trained to be an expert in their use. Boy & Man have also been mind washed to be cold blooded killers who relish in spilling the blood of others.


The Brotherhooders have been each surgically fused with a clone of Leech, whose power is still active. Magneto and Juggernauts helmet's have been turned around. Jean, Psylocke, Arclight, Mystique, and Callisto are lezzing it out butt nekkid. Quill, Pyro, Multiple Man and the rest of the guys are break dancing and beat boxing. And they've all been force fed just enough extasy and mushrooms to bring them near death.

A fine gimpage, sir.

Why thank you.

http://www.streetzuup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/minime.jpg Mini-me

































Vs







































http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3600000/Michael-Myers-horror-legends-3696607-1024-768.jpg
Michael Myers








(Michael starts the match with each testicle nailed to a 500,000 lb incendiary/shrapnel device, the detonator of which is held by mini-me. Also Minime is 20 miles away hidden in an impenetrable nuclear bunker and covered in armour with a "Go spin" hand/finger painted on it, and has unlimited uzis and ammo.)

Lois does not need Superman uhuh

http://usrbin.info/wikipediavspredator/media/img/predator.jpg

Predator




















Vs






















http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbk92mfFs1qzqn2wo1_500.jpg
Ned "Needle nose Ned, Ned the head" Ryerson


(Match starts with Predator having no weapons, or armour and is drugged, he has irremovable electronic devices on his goolies that simulate being kicked really hard there, that Ned has the button for) and He is tied down unable to move. Ned has an M-16 with unlimited ammo, full tactical body armour and a samarai sword)

The Wizards (Harry Potter)
http://bestmoviesevernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/harry-potter-wizards-collection-images.jpg








VS









Modern US Military (various movies)
http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/ace3.jpg







The military cannot use nukes, energy weapons, flame throwers, anything that would harm a Wizard like bullets, sonic weapons, drones, bombers, advanced recon, satellite info, knives, swords, bows and arrows, sharp sticks or any other invention that could ever hurt anything more substantial than a lab rat...all personel start blindfolded and deaf.

Wizards are all given Voldemort powers, numbers of Wizards multiplied to equal every soldier living, complete mastery of Fiendfyre, all can attack whilst fully apparated, all with full reincarnative powers, Time travel, 100% accurate prophecy interpreted 100% accurately and Each Wizard starts on top of their prey.

Someone needs to get sadako to the emergency room. His ******* is bleeding the likes of which I have never seen.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/anton.jpg
Anton Chigur (No country for old men)


Vs


http://betterinfrench.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pippi-longstocking-2.jpg
Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Longstocking the movie)




(Fight starts with Chigur having to remove the nosselgun of his own gas tank cannister from his ass, but his hands are tied above his head. He is soaked in gasoline.

Pippi starts with 4 hour prep, and has a Zippo and 3 sticks of TNT.) Couldn't Pippi beat Chigurn's ass in h2h with her freak retard strength?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Someone needs to get sadako to the emergency room. His ******* is bleeding the likes of which I have never seen.

Eyeballs? Yes they are after having read yet more asinine and inane drivel from you on my monitor.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Eyeballs? Yes they are after having read yet more asinine and inane drivel from you on my monitor. You would think I meant eyeballs. You are so clueless I could never stay mad at you.

I was being facetious, of course.

It was obvious that you were once again projecting your extensive butthurt on to me....which you always do. You literally zan not help yourself.

Anyway.. back on topic, please.

Spock (Star Trek XI, XII)
http://www.shadowandact.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/2009-03-22-spock_uhura.jpg
















Vs



























Darth Vader (Star Wars)

http://dinorentosstudios.com/images/P/1018-anakin-vader_148_detail.jpg

Match starts with Spock fully amped up, with Uhura on hand to help him out when in danger, she has a Phaser, he has nerve pinch, is given full Vulcan strength, get unlimited shots at Anakin who cannot fight back here. He has no armour, no use of the force and his lightsabre is stripped from him and all combat and forcechoke feats are not allowed..Spock may also call for beam ups and orbital strikes from Enterprise should he lose.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Spock (Star Trek XI, XII)
http://www.shadowandact.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/2009-03-22-spock_uhura.jpg
















Vs



























Darth Vader (Star Wars)

http://dinorentosstudios.com/images/P/1018-anakin-vader_148_detail.jpg

Match starts with Spock fully amped up, with Uhura on hand to help him out when in danger, she has a Phaser, he has nerve pinch, is given full Vulcan strength, get unlimited shots at Anakin who cannot fight back here. He has no armour, no use of the force and his lightsabre is stripped from him and all combat and forcechoke feats are not allowed..Spock may also call for beam ups and orbital strikes from Enterprise should he lose. http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=580124&pagenumber=2


Rematch thread.

"Concession accepted."

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Concession accepted." I gimped Spock in your thread as well since he is unarmed.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I gimped Spock in your thread as well since he is unarmed.

This is a humor thread, stop trying to make it about you. You have several of your own threads you've done that in already. Go do your flips there

Originally posted by quanchi112
I gimped Spock in your thread as well since he is unarmed.

My other thread, you mean? Thats why you're desperately yapping at it's legs, trying to hijack them both to make it all about you.

I'm telling you, Robtards telling you, a mod may have to tell you soon.

ok

miss piggy armed with a mounted mini-gun


vs


batman with all his weaponry taken away and back still broken by bane, bound in doggy-style position with anal caliper at its widest setting.

Originally posted by Robtard
This is a humor thread, stop trying to make it about you. You have several of your own threads you've done that in already. Go do your flips there Originally posted by focus4chumps
ok

miss piggy armed with a mounted mini-gun


vs


batman with all his weaponry taken away and back still broken by bane, bound in doggy-style position with anal caliper at its widest setting. Both were gimped. Anakin still had precog and an artificial hand. Just let it go.

wtf are you crying about now?

that post had nothing to do with you. pretentious attention whore drama queen.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
wtf are you crying about now?

that post had nothing to do with you. pretentious attention whore drama queen. Let it go. Threads in which both are gimped can't be glossed over.

Originally posted by quanchi112
herp derp etc


stfu lady clown

Originally posted by focus4chumps
stfu lady clown Drop it.

STILL at it, eh Quan...? Fine. Have it your way.

Gimping in regular threads is dumb and cheapens debating and thusly the forum.
Thats what this thread is for: a vacuum cleaner for shitty, gimped, pointless threads, as well as humorously unfair mismatches due to gimping..

Keep derailing it and trying to destroy it by attempting to make this about you and I'll have no choice but to report you.

Like I stated in the other thread:


If we could all put our penises away and GET BACK ON TOPIC, please?

This thread is a light hearted one about joke mismatches and humorous outcomes.

NOT FOR DICK WAVING AND FLAMING!

"I win!" "You suck!" "You lost!" WHO F*CKING CARES?!


Use the social thread for that.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
STILL at it, eh Quan...? Fine. Have it your way.

Gimping in regular threads is dumb and cheapens debating and thusly the forum.
Thats what this thread is for: a vacuum cleaner for shitty, gimped, pointless threads, as well as humorously unfair mismatches due to gimping..

Keep derailing it and trying to destroy it by attempting to make this about you and I'll have no choice but to report you.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=575834&pagenumber=1


Attempting to gimp Zans mindset and relegate him to attacking a dragon.

It INCLUDES his mindet and screenfeats.




Anyways, back on topic:






http://25.media.tumblr.com/53xxLlv3famr0fwait6SisoD_500.jpg
Elijah Price (Unbreakable)











http://cdn.fearnet.com/sites/default/files/images/legacy/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012122/hulk3b1.jpg

The Hulk (Avengers)











Banner is injected with a serum that prevents his transformation into The Hulk, and also is injected with something that destroys his neural pathways controlling his body too, paralysing him. No help from any fellow Avengers is available, and he starts the match on a sawmill which is running he has explosives on his balls, ready to go of when they recieve a trigger signal..

Elijah starts the match with skeletal coverings with adamantium , can has a dual wield of flamethrower and the gun from District 9, and has a stomp box that sends the signal to the Hulk balls blower upper device and starts his attack with stamping on it immediately. He has total control over the sawmill speed too.

What did Hulk ever do to you?

Ha.







http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/Drama/Drama/GroundRita1.jpg
Rita (Groundhog Day)




























Vs

































The entire army of Ents (Lord of the rings: Two Towers)
http://tednasmith.mymiddleearth.com/files/2012/08/TN-The_Wrath_of_the_Ents.jpg

The Ents are rooted to the spot, they cannot move, talk or communicate with each other in any way what so ever.

Rita is in a jet bomber, armed with incendiaries that emit axes among the shrapnel, napalm, small nukes, spray that kills pretty much all plant life it touches, has over 20 years flight training, and has two heavy calibre explosive round firing gatling type cannons on each wing, and also has Phil's abilities to learn from each day evolving her understanding until she can perfect her attack.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It INCLUDES his mindet and screenfeats.




Anyways, back on topic:






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Elijah Price (Unbreakable)











http://cdn.fearnet.com/sites/default/files/images/legacy/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012122/hulk3b1.jpg

The Hulk (Avengers)











Banner is injected with a serum that prevents his transformation into The Hulk, and also is injected with something that destroys his neural pathways controlling his body too, paralysing him. No help from any fellow Avengers is available, and he starts the match on a sawmill which is running he has explosives on his balls, ready to go of when they recieve a trigger signal..

Elijah starts the match with skeletal coverings with adamantium , can has a dual wield of flamethrower and the gun from District 9, and has a stomp box that sends the signal to the Hulk balls blower upper device and starts his attack with stamping on it immediately. He has total control over the sawmill speed too. Quit responding. It's true that was a gimp which failed.



http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=576402&highlight=Unicron+vs


This poster gimped McClane against Unicron. It was awful spite.

Still spamming links, and not contributing? Ok. This is down to you. But not about you, despite how bad you want it to be..well you know the score: Not gonna be my fault you chose not to pay attention.




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Conan (The Barbarian)
















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http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/booger/booger4.jpg
Dudley "Booger" Dawson




Conan starts the match without sword, crucified, and set on fire he cannot break free, due to the fact that all his arms and legs are broken.

Dudley starts the match with full Robocop armour, Jetpack, gun arm with added War Machine components and has access of controlling 3 ED-209 units all pointing their guns at Conan.

funny that they feel personally offended by a thread mocking the general act of gimping.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Still spamming links, and not contributing? Ok. This is down to you. But not about you, despite how bad you want it to be..well you know the score: Not gonna be my fault you chose not to pay attention.





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Conan (The Barbarian)
















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http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/booger/booger4.jpg
Dudley "Booger" Dawson




Conan starts the match without sword, crucified, and set on fire he cannot break free, due to the fact that all his arms and legs are broken.

Dudley starts the match with full Robocop armour, Jetpack, gun arm with added War Machine components and has access of controlling 3 ED-209 units all pointing their guns at Conan. I already gave an example. Quit responding to me as I clearly am responding to the topic.

Its not a debate thread. Its list thread of gimped matches. And its not about you, so stop screaming like a BeeGee with it's nuts caught in a car door..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its not a debate thread. Its list thread of gimped matches. And its not about you, so stop screaming like a BeeGee with it's nuts caught in a car door.. K.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
funny that they feel personally offended by a thread mocking the general act of gimping.

Yes. Mighty strange, that!











http://thefrailestthing.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/borg.jpg
Fully manned Borg cube (Star Trek, Star Trek first contact)





















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Tiny Tim (A christmas carol)
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/christmas-carol/1984-xmas-tiny-tim.jpg




The Borg start the match with the Queen dead, and with quantum and subspace detonation devices planted all throughout the structure of their cube Tim has the trigger.
The Borg all are fitted with unthreatening clown costumes, have posies dangling from their food waste ports and their transporters, if used, will turn them into custard.


Tim is in a 38th century borg proof federation warship. He is made a member of the Q continuum and has the option of sending in species 8472 if any successful act of aggression by the Borg is committed. He starts the match by triggering the subspace weapons and quantum weapons.

Khan Noonien Singh (Star Trek)






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Aaron the Midget (Eastbound & Down)



Khan is eased back into cryosleep after throwing down enough chloroform margaritas to tranquilize Smaug. (Ha, see what I did there?!) Kahn will retain his physical and mental attributes so long as he remains in slumber.

Aaron is armed with the Sword of Omens, the Master Sword, and Captain America's shield. He can also access the Avatar State, phazon-powered Hyper Mode, and Super Saiyan 4. His abilities include Sacred Fire, Great Aether (with both swords), Chaos Blast, Kamehameha, and Falcon Punch. He starts the match yelling "KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" as he charges with a planet annihilating Falcon Punch after instantly achieving all mention transformations.

(Sorry I couldn't post pics. You're on the internet, so look'em up. But still, sorry about that.)

Good post...Liking the thinking.