Cowboys Vs Aliens

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Robtard
Cowboys:

The Outlaw Josey Wales (Eastwood)
The Man With No Man (Eastwood)
Marshal Jed Cooper (Eastwood)
Doc Holiday (Kilmer)
Wyatt Earp (Russell)
William Munny (Eastwood)
J. Cogburn (Wayne)
Charley Waite (Costner)

Vs.

Aliens:

Independence Day alien in opened bio-suit
Predator: No cloak or armor, all weapons shown in 1st film
Species
Xenomorph
'I Come In Peace (aka Dark Angel)' Alien: Gun shown
'Signs' alien
Na'vi warrior(can breath here):Bow and spear
Illegal Mexican immigrant in any given film: Hedge clippers


-Fight takes place in a large deserted Old West town. Cowboys start at one end and their job is to clear the town of the aliens. Weapons include twin 6-shooters for each and plenty of ammo.

-Aliens are scattered throughout the town, they won't fight each other, but they won't use planned teamwork. They're out to kill/survive the cowboys.

Do the cowboys clear? Do the aliens survive? Who's standing at the end?

Rogue Jedi
Cowboys get stomped. Xeno and Pred solo.

Rogue Jedi
Give the Cowboys Ben Wade, then maybe they have a chance.

Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cowboys get stomped. Xeno and Pred solo.

Don't think either would necessarily stomp. Those older 6-shooters packed a nice enough punch. Xeno or Pred would go down from a hail of gunfire.

Rogue Jedi
Pred would take to the rooftops and plasma blast away. As he blasts away, the Xeno rushes in and rapes. Literally.

General_Iroh
Fill your hands you sonuvabitch! Aliens get taken down.

The Nuul
Wheres Quigley? mad

Sadako of Girth
Yeah man. Eastwood in Fistful, shoots hangman's ropes from distance.
His shooting feats are well documented and hes really fast, with an eagle's eye...and hes not above fashioning himself some heavy plate armour to protect his vitals
If anyone is gonna make the pred suck lead, its Clint there.
The Clints are very cunning.

Rooster has a gatling gun in "Rooster Cogburn"
And he can shoot really ggod whilst mobile with revolver in one hand and a Winchester on the other.

And how good is the Mexican with hedge clippers..?
Are they a random slash n hack style, or do they have the speed and precision of a German Edward Scissorhands..?

Robtard
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And how good is the Mexican with hedge clippers..?


This is some of his work:

http://www.xmas.com.au/images/animals.jpg

Sadako of Girth
Then hell, hes the one that the Westerners need to watch for.

An adversary to be feared.

I never saw a Xenomorph do that once.

Lestov16
You gave them William Munny. This is a near curbstomp big grin

Rogue Jedi
*Josey Wales chest explodes form within. Out crawls a baby Xeno. It looks at the camera and.......spits*

Sadako of Girth
Nah theres no facehuggers or chestbursters - its warrior class.

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Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*Josey Wales chest explodes form within. Out crawls a baby Xeno. It looks at the camera and.......spits*
Ha.

Sadako of Girth
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BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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my gave clint eastwood western..


as for thread.. Aliens go down

Lestov16
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Rogue Jedi
Aliens rape here. Six shooters and shit haermm

Sadako of Girth
And which of those Aliens are bulletproof..?

Clints solo.

(Well....more "Quartets", technically.)

Rogue Jedi
All of his opponents in his cowboy movies, describe them.

Sadako of Girth
You forget to say say "please", Tuco.

Rogue Jedi
Mhm, thought so.

Badabing
Originally posted by Robtard
Cowboys:

The Outlaw Josey Wales (Eastwood)
The Man With No Man (Eastwood)
Marshal Jed Cooper (Eastwood)
Doc Holiday (Kilmer)
Wyatt Earp (Russell)
William Munny (Eastwood)
J. Cogburn (Wayne)
Charley Waite (Costner)

Vs.

Aliens:

Independence Day alien in opened bio-suit
Predator: No cloak or armor, all weapons shown in 1st film
Species
Xenomorph
'I Come In Peace (aka Dark Angel)' Alien: Gun shown
'Signs' alien
Na'vi warrior(can breath here):Bow and spear
Illegal Mexican immigrant in any given film: Hedge clippers


-Fight takes place in a large deserted Old West town. Cowboys start at one end and their job is to clear the town of the aliens. Weapons include twin 6-shooters for each and plenty of ammo.

-Aliens are scattered throughout the town, they won't fight each other, but they won't use planned teamwork. They're out to kill/survive the cowboys.

Do the cowboys clear? Do the aliens survive? Who's standing at the end? Flash Fact: Wayne Cogburn or Kilmer Holiday could solo.

the ninjak
Originally posted by Badabing
Flash Fact: Wayne Cogburn or Kilmer Holiday could solo.

True Bada.

-Xenomorph: In an open old west battlefield gets shot and dies.
-Predator: Gets a kill before getting pumped with lead. They jump hell slow. Cowboys shot hats in the sky.
-ID Alien: Telepathic assault on one cowboy, the rest shoot it.
-Signs Alien: Dead.
-Navi warrior: Just a strong Indian really. And easier to shoot to boot!
-Mexican: Dead.


BUT!
-Dark Angel Alien: Kills all the cowboys with his vibrative disc. And Uzi with rounds that blew up buildings.

Seriously guys all he needs to do while the fight ensues is hide in a random store and let the disc fly. Potshots in the cowboys random direction would blow them apart.


Aliens win this due to Dark Angel Alien. In fact it's a STOMP.

Rogue Jedi
One Xeno would give a Colonial Marine with a pulse rifle trouble. But somehow a hick with a revolver would kill it? Nah.


What are the cowboys armed with, besides revolvers?

Robtard
In an environment that favors the Xenomorph, sure. In the open, gun+range = marine tears shit up.

Rogue Jedi
Do any of the cowboys have shotguns?

the ninjak
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Do any of the cowboys have shotguns?

Doesn't matter this is a wild west town. And the Cowboys have light cover with plenty of sight ahead.

A bullet to the head and its down let alone 10 guys gunslinging it. No narrow passageways the films seem to always love to use.

Rogue Jedi
Dude have you ever seen a wild west town?

the ninjak
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude have you ever seen a wild west town?

Been playing Red Dead Redemption alot.

And I love Spaghetti Westerns.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the ninjak
Been playing Red Dead Redemption alot.

And I love Spaghetti Westerns. Lotsa alleys and back paths there.

Pred on the rooftops, dude.

Sadako of Girth
'Til Clint using Clint-Squint vision takes his ass down off of it, of course....

Ooooo-eeeeee-ooooooo-eeeeeeeeee-oooooooooohh...

Wahhhhhh wahhhh-wahhhhhhhhh....

Robtard
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
'Til Clint using Clint-Squint vision takes his ass down off of it, of course....

Ooooo-eeeeee-ooooooo-eeeeeeeeee-oooooooooohh...

Wahhhhhh wahhhh-wahhhhhhhhh....


Little known fact, he's at x7 eagle-eyes in this shot:

http://www.soundonsight.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/clint_eastwood1.jpg

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Robtard
Little known fact, he's at x7 eagle-eyes in this shot:



http://www.soundonsight.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/clint_eastwood1.jpg


http://www.gamestudies.org/0101/bringsjord/3_files/img4.gif

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Clints x7 POV of the Black widows hideout in "Every which way but loose"
cowboy

BruceSkywalker
btw.. nothing kills clint in a wild west town.. the man with no name pwns here.. big grin smokin'

Sadako of Girth
Especially if his cigar is accosted at any point by one of the said Aliens.

Cause that only ensures death for the accoster in the same way as going up to McClane and confessing your Germanic ancestry and your perchance for robbing gold/barer bonds does.

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