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I'm bored and waiting for someone to get on.

Currently there is a pot of beans on my stove and they are cooking WITHOUT water. I'm not going to turn it off unless it ignites, just in case my mom actually knows there is no water. It smells AWFUL!!!

I've been sick all week long. I went to the hospital last Saturday and they told me I had a ear infection and that I was dehydrated.

Yes, that does sound rather boring.

A 'snow storm'(2 inches of ice) has brought Dallas to a stand still, and I have been 'trapped' in my house for 2 days now

So yeah, I'm bored too.

Dehydrated? How did that happen? You seem to have a water problem right now...

trapped in the house for 2 days?....is it that bad?
Anyway..can't you dig your way out?

Dehidrated?...c'mon i don't see you on the forum THAT long

Well, throwing up everything (liquids, food, etc.) in my stomach 8 times on Saturday (at the start of my vacation last week too!) helped with it. I've lost 20 pounds because I haven't been eating either!

Luckily, I've missed two days of school because I was sick. I feel somewhat happy because of that.

Everything is better now, so I'm not dehydrated. Maybe because they put two bags of IV fluid in me....

They also discovered that my blood pressure dropped drastically when I stood up too long. I fainted once while they were taking my pressure, and I had no control over it!

Is that a smart thing to do.......

Nice and crunchy beans...

You must try some salts then, they contain the little water you keep down.

start doing some sport or something...

I'm in the same situation... I get very bored end up sticking a dvd in or something as for beans... No.

just start running if u feel bored.
hmm..i should try this too.

They were crunchy, smoked beans. Quite good actually.

*sticks one in mouth, throws up*

beans

gasmasks please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

neehh,they have no effect upon Dexx's gases....

it is rex eating the beans ...............

doesn't matter.Dexx will try some also.....

so gassmasks ARE needed. can't breathe *that* polluted air

goulash farts

yeah

So that's the incredible smell we discovered.

Don't worry, they're not refried. Just radioactive.

*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

*Walks into thread*

Jeepers, its a bit funky in here.

yeah.....

My lord, open the windows and doors....my eyes are starting to hurt.

Open????? I say close this place. It's a health hazard!

Biohazard

dukesofhazard.

Just as foul.

oh brother how about them dukes

How about Daisy

what about her

Daisy Duke was hot in those shorts.

indeed she was

I loved TDOH as a kid, but for the life of me I can't remember a single episode now.

Lets just say the Duke brothers foiled another plan to get them by Boss Hog and is inept sidekick. Does that cover them all?

The air is quite foul in here...

*passes out*

That covers them all.