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I've just met a hot British chick right off the boat. Shes from Newcastle. I am half British so I can relate to her in many areas. I want to ask her out for a coffee but the only problem is that shes 20, I am 33. I think shes more mature than most westerns around her same age. We've shot the shit at a bar for a bit already. She drinks Guinness like its water and swears like a trucker.

She looks like Billie Piper.

Too young right?

Depends who you ask, ask RJ; he'll say "whoa, too old."

I'm currently nailing a 24 year old Mammasita, Rob.


But yeah, too old.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm currently nailing a 24 year old Mammasita, Rob.


But yeah, too old.

Where did you two meet; what's his name?

show me her picture.

and her ****.

Dont have her FB yet.

Originally posted by Robtard
Where did you two meet; what's his name? At work.

Chick, not Dick.

Originally posted by Robtard
Where did you two meet; what's his name?

Sarah and at her work.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Sarah Nope.

Nuul: I demand pics to prove her hotness.

RJ: I demand pics to prove her hotness.



Also: meow.

DDM, I just sent it via PM. And same to you Dave.

Guys, that's one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen. Seriously. Nuul ain't trippin': it's fer realz, dawgz.

Hot eh?

shes got amazing boobs eyes

I wanna see!

coming right up!

D00d brits=great in teh sack. Plus their voice, oh so sexy.

fap.

Originally posted by mikeydude
D00d brits=great in teh sack. Plus their voice, oh so sexy. yeah?

Sauce plz.
Originally posted by Dave_97
yeah?
Yeah!

I'm gonna have to see these pics to believe you, because I've never actually seen a hot British chick before.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
because I've never actually seen a hot British chick before.

in real life?

neither have a I, who wasn't a celebrity anyways hmm

What I meant was that I haven't seen many of them.

I've never met a British person, but most of the pictures I've seen of British chicks were of horrendously ugly ones, I know they're not all like that but a lot of the ones I've seen are.

I've seen some scary looking ones. I sometimes have nightmares.

But the age thingy?

If she's as hot as you say, she's not too young. You're both legal. You're not robbing the cradle.

I don't know if you've thought of it like this, but when you were 13 she was a newborn baby...

lol jk you're not too old

IMO shes hot, she looks like Billie Piper.

I would do Billie Piper.

I wouldn't call her name out or anything, that would be weird. Imagine if my friend heard me calling out "BILLIE!"

Congratulations on finding a hot chick.

My girlfriend's beautiful, and I would show you guys her but she won't let me. For some reason she thinks she's less beautiful than she is, so I make sure to always tell her she's beautiful.

She's a short mexican chick, and I mean REALLY short. She's 5'0". I'm 5'8", kissing her is a challenge.

I'd still like to see those pics, if it's okay with you that is.

Peace

Pm the pic

I'm currently also nailing a hot, young, British chick names Sarah. I say go for it...and send pics of how hot she is...for I don't find Billie Piper too attractive.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm currently also nailing a hot, young, British chick names Sarah. I say go for it...and send pics of how hot she is...for I don't find Billie Piper too attractive.


I agree that Sarah is a pretty lady.

However, I think that saying you're nailing a hot, young, British chick is sexist.

Originally posted by The Nuul
IMO shes hot, she looks like Billie Piper. Totally. She's like an exact replica!

Sause and timecard or it never happened.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I agree that Sarah is a pretty lady.

However, I think that saying you're nailing a hot, young, British chick is sexist.
Don't be self-righteous.

Originally posted by Slay
Don't be self-righteous.

If you got the joke and why I was laughing, your comment is funny and adds to the humor of my original joke.

If you think I was serious and actually being self-righteous... facepalm


Me thinks it's the first one. pained

Originally posted by dadudemon
If you got the joke and why I was laughing, your comment is funny and adds to the humor of my original joke.

If you think I was serious and actually being self-righteous... facepalm


Me thinks it's the first one. pained
It was the first one you fat ****.

Originally posted by Slay
It was the first one you fat ****.

I'm glad. You don't know how many newbz just jump into the middle of my inside jokes, thinking they are "fer realz." It gets annoying, but that's probably because I'm turning into a grumpy old man.

Nully,

Where the **** is my PM of the picture? I want to Apache warpaint her face.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Sarah and at her work.

I've just started seeing a 20 year old Sarah as well shock

Only a 4 year age gap though.

Also I would just go for it.

Edit: Probably shouldn't be passing her pics around though, eh?

Seriously. Where is my look at this hot brit.

No FB yet, so no pics.

Originally posted by The Nuul
No FB yet, so no pics.

Alright, bastard.

BTW, do ask her out. If it turns out you two have nothing in common because of the age gap, oh well. Might be nothing, might be some girl you've slept with a few times, might be the future mother of your kids.

Edit: Might also be the woman who drugs you, cuts off your penis and sticks it in your mouth.

Just wanted to make sure you're going in prepared.

Originally posted by Robtard
Edit: Might also be the woman who drugs you, cuts off your penis and sticks it in your mouth.

Just wanted to make sure you're going in prepared.

He's covered that already: he has it in his mouth, right now, just to spite potential choppers.

She's from Newcastle which means she takes it viciously up the arse.

Get in there.

*makes note to visit Newcastle someday*

You should...It is brutal beyond belief. It's the only place I've ever visited where the hotel I stayed in had bouncers.

Originally posted by jaden101
You should...It is brutal beyond belief. It's the only place I've ever visited where the hotel I stayed in had bouncers.

So England isn't the happy carefree place Dick Van Dyke and Hugh Grant make it out to be? The hell.

Well...The north isn't.

Ewwww anal.
That's pewpy.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Ewwww anal.
That's pewpy.

Next time take a shit before you spread cheek and take it. Duh.

THIS GUY. WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN, THEN WE WENT TO HIS PLACE. I WAS GIVING IT TO HIM IN THE ANAL, HE TURNED AROUND AND TRIED TO KISS ME. I WAS LIKE WTF? YOU GAY? EWW.

Y'all know that was a joke right?

Its not, there are pictures leaked on the net.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Ewwww anal.
That's pewpy. I had the chance to do that a few days ago. Passed on it.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Ewwww anal.
That's pewpy.

That's why I passed on it.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Ewwww anal.
That's pewpy.

Ahahahaha Rob likes pewp on his cock.

Originally posted by mikeydude
D00d brits=great in teh sack. Plus their voice, oh so sexy.



I have to agree, we are pretty gifted in the bedroom...or anywhere else

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I had the chance to do that a few days ago. Passed on it.

Was he upset?

Originally posted by Ballerina
I have to agree, we are pretty gifted in the bedroom...or anywhere else
Oh rly?

Originally posted by mikeydude
Oh rly?
Rly. yes

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Rly. yes
Oh man.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Oh rly?

So I havent talked to this chick in a few days and havent she hasnt added me on FB yet. We are supposed to go out for a coffee sometime. But she seemed to have disappeared. She just didnt feel like showing up to for the last few days and before its possible that she has cheated on her ex BF.

I am not sure if I like her character, she is still young etc...

But I was talking to her work colleague about valentines day. She said she hasnt even had one before and is single. So I asked her and we have a date on Monday. Shes also 20 but hotter. I am just worried about this one that she likes going to the clubs a lot, where as the brit chick, like pubs.

At least with this second chick, I have a date thats not up in the air.

Originally posted by The Nuul
So I havent talked to this chick in a few days and havent she hasnt added me on FB yet. We are supposed to go out for a coffee sometime. But she seemed to have disappeared. She just didnt feel like showing up to for the last few days and before its possible that she has cheated on her ex BF.

I am not sure if I like her character, she is still young etc...

But I was talking to her work colleague about valentines day. She said she hasnt even had one before and is single. So I asked her and we have a date on Monday. Shes also 20 but hotter. I am just worried about this one that she likes going to the clubs a lot, where as the brit chick, like pubs.

At least with this second chick, I have a date thats not up in the air.


If she's anything like the other, I most def want pics. droolio