Picard Vs Potter

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Robtard
Picard: Armed with cup of smoldering hot Earl Grey and the rage he felt towards the Borg(directed at Potter here). As far as Picard's concerned, the "line is drawn here!"

Potter: Armed with his wand and is under the impression that Picard is in league with Voldermort due to their sharing bad/balding craniums.

Setting: The fighting arena/mat where Daniel fought his last fight in the Karate Kid. They start approximately five feet apart.

Neither combatant can draw in from outside sources. Potter can't bring in a potion; Picard can't have Worf beam down and deliver a Klingon boot (size 14) to Potter's rear quarters.

Survivor is playing in the background.

FIGHT!

Pwned
Picard throws the tea on Potters (non existant) male genitalia, and so he wins while Potter is on the ground screaming

We all know we would if that happened.........

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Robtard
Picard: Armed with cup of smoldering hot Earl Grey and the rage he felt towards the Borg(directed at Potter here). As far as Picard's concerned, the "line is drawn here!"

Potter: Armed with his wand and is under the impression that Picard is in league with Voldermort due to their sharing bad/balding craniums.

Setting: The fighting arena/mat where Daniel fought his last fight in the Karate Kid. They start approximately five feet apart.

Neither combatant can draw in from outside sources. Potter can't bring in a potion; Picard can't have Worf beam down and deliver a Klingon boot (size 14) to Potter's rear quarters.

Survivor is playing in the background.

FIGHT! Oh Rob, you fail.....

BruceSkywalker
Jean-Luc easy.. after drinking smoldering hot earl grey tea, Picard is an unstoppable force

Sadako of Girth
Picard rapes at transwarp speed here.

No way can blind, scaulded faced Potter deal with Picard's guile, cunning, experience in life Picard (being over 110 by the time of TNG, including 'the Inner Light')
His single handed McPwing of Terrorists/thieves invading a deserted enterprise in Starship mine..a man with all the combat experince of the Borg and their combined knowledges of how to efficiently kill all life forms. Locutus/Picard as shown in First Contact could assimilate Harry.
Picard who is from a point in time where all current fight styles will be known to Picard... Picard who layed the smack down along side James T Kirk himself to save that system of people...

Harry does what ever he does at first move, then Picard leaves the Nexus and goes back to just before that point and kicks Harry square in the nutsack.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Jean-Luc easy.. after drinking smoldering hot earl grey tea, Picard is an unstoppable force

yes

Rogue Jedi
My God, stop, just stop....Look at how fast Harry is here:

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Anyone who says Picard closes the gap and beats Harry down is the epitome of PotterHate.

Pwned
I didnt. He throws tea on Potter which incapacitates him and then proceeds to kill him. Simple, Potter will be like "Hey you have tea! Ima be British now and drink it after i take it from you, not bothering to do anything!"

Nephthys
All I see are a table and a counter being good cover against magic.

Nothing compared to a Picard hopped up on Earl mother****ing Grey cool

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh Rob, you fail.....

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8558/@TREK1182020661722.jpg

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Nephthys
All I see are a table and a counter being good cover against magic.

Nothing compared to a Picard hopped up on Earl mother****ing Grey cool The speed in which he casts his spells, dude.

Its OK, I know you see it, I dont expect you to acknowledge it.

Nephthys
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The speed in which he casts his spells, dude.

Its OK, I know you see it, I dont expect you to acknowledge it.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/16/128792658255524404.jpg

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The speed in which he casts his spells, dude.

Its OK, I know you see it, I dont expect you to acknowledge it.

http://homework.never-ends.net/wp-content/uploads/picard_finger.jpg

Harry'd be too busy screaming and blind with earl grey flavoured destruction to the corneas.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
http://homework.never-ends.net/wp-content/uploads/picard_finger.jpg

Harry'd be too busy screaming and blind with earl grey flavoured destruction to the corneas. Sure, he can dodge spells, but not a cup of tea roll eyes (sarcastic)

Nephthys
Hey man, it's not just tea. It's EARL ****ING GREY.

Check and mate I think.

Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure, he can dodge spells, but not a cup of tea roll eyes (sarcastic)

They're in a dojo type setting/fight, they're about 5 feet apart. Potter isn't Spider-man, dude.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Nephthys
Hey man, it's not just tea. It's EARL ****ING GREY.

Check and mate I think.

yes

http://www.freerefill.de/blog/pix/picard3000.jpg

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Too powerful for Potter.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
yes

http://www.freerefill.de/blog/pix/picard3000.jpg

/\

Too powerful for Potter.


Potter has not met the Picard Force big grin

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Potter has not met the Picard Force big grin

http://impulse101.org/images/captain-picard-full-of-win-500x381.jpg

dadudemon
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Jean-Luc easy.. after drinking smoldering hot earl grey tea, Picard is an unstoppable force


laughing laughing laughing laughing


Earl Grey is like Popeye's Spinach! laughing





Here's how I see what happens:

As soon as the fight starts, Picard throws his "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." right in Potter's face. Then, he screams, "THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!"


That should end the fight. hmm

Robtard
Lolz

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by dadudemon
laughing laughing laughing laughing


Earl Grey is like Popeye's Spinach! laughing





Here's how I see what happens:

As soon as the fight starts, Picard throws his "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." right in Potter's face. Then, he screams, "THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!"


That should end the fight. hmm


thats from one of my fave star trek: tng shows..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
http://impulse101.org/images/captain-picard-full-of-win-500x381.jpg


yes indeed

the ninjak
Picard enters a witty banter throwing Potter off and throws hot tea in Potters eyes. So he can't see.

Judo chops Harry's shoulder instantly taking him out. I've seen Picard bar brawl Klingons, Harry ain't ready for this perfect balance of charisma and force.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by dadudemon
Then, he screams, "THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!"

stick out tongue

..and finishes with a flute solo.

Sadako of Girth
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_thRZs8DWIZY/ShstwTMT-UI/AAAAAAAAAEM/3gYgXf-oUC0/s400/PicardWTF2.jpg http://www.ocado.com/catalog/images-hires/38241011_H.jpg?identifier=adea092c5f44d3f2cc5c7f60364dec24

Robtard
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldq83jqppR1qd3e1xo1_500.jpg

Sadako of Girth
Excellent: Earl Grey heat resistance feat!

Ergo: He is quite safe from being burned by any hot splashback from his Tea, when he throws it in Harry's face. stick out tongue

























http://thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/meaningoflifepicard.jpg

BruceSkywalker
also Picard is playing the theme song from American Dad..

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Potter is now a broken down mass of broken bones

Sadako of Girth
yes


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/pvt13/DancingPicard.png

"Goooooood morrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiiinnnnng USAAAAAAAAAAAA..."

Admiral Akbar
lol this thread is full of win. Picard stomps potter, easily.

Sadako of Girth
And in cranial thermal comfort.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TALwQmuzTuI/AAAAAAAABPY/0k2IBifviiU/s1600/motivator3509070.jpg

Admiral Akbar
I have one of those..am I cool guy person?

Sadako of Girth
I guess so....!

Admiral Akbar
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-smartphones.jpg

Lord Lucien
Having watched little of TNG, I have to ask: is the hat picture and the phone picture actually from the show?

Sadako of Girth
Ive just rewatched at least 75% of the episodes of the run from seasons 1-7... (Handpicking my old favorites...missing out what I remember to be filler episodes) and no such scenes were in any of those.

And truth be told I cant remember the phone thing.

the ninjak
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Having watched little of TNG, I have to ask: is the hat picture and the phone picture actually from the show?

It's from the episode Phantasms, the seventh season of TNG ep6.

Data starts to dream.

Lord Lucien
Originally posted by the ninjak
It's from the episode Phantasms, the seventh season of TNG ep6.

Data starts to dream. About which one, the hats or the phone?

the ninjak
The phone one....the hat one looks really fake.

Robtard
Originally posted by the ninjak
The phone one....the hat one looks really fake.

But it fits so well.

Sadako of Girth
"Merde"* - Jean Luc Picard, Finding out of Moriarty's creation/effect in 'Elementary, dear Data'



















* = "Shit" in French

dadudemon
Originally posted by Robtard
But it fits so well.

You and I had a conversation like this, before.

It's a really damn good photoshop, that's for sure.

Robtard
Originally posted by dadudemon
You and I had a conversation like this, before.

It's a really damn good photoshop, that's for sure.

We did, I couldn't remember if it was actually real or not. Back when I had that Picard pic as my avatar; was the one before this one; I do miss it.

Seems like some nonsense that would have happened in TNG with "proper protocols" in dealing with a new contact.

steverules_2
Picard wins

/thread

Nephthys
When was this thread not /thread?

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Robtard
We did, I couldn't remember if it was actually real or not. Back when I had that Picard pic as my avatar; was the one before this one; I do miss it.

Seems like some nonsense that would have happened in TNG with "proper protocols" in dealing with a new contact.

Like the silly headdress Picard was forced to wear when meeting this dude in 'Insurrection':
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1998_Star_Trek:_Insurrection/patrick_stewart_star_trek_insurrection_002.jpg


http://lh4.ggpht.com/_3VWxunGHpPE/ScAbal_RGrI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/A64hpO2vWT4/s288/picard_headpiece.jpg

steverules_2
Originally posted by Nephthys
When was this thread not /thread?

When it got more than 1 reply no expression

Robtard
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Like the silly headdress Picard was forced to wear when meeting this dude in 'Insurrection':
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1998_Star_Trek:_Insurrection/patrick_stewart_star_trek_insurrection_002.jpg


http://lh4.ggpht.com/_3VWxunGHpPE/ScAbal_RGrI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/A64hpO2vWT4/s288/picard_headpiece.jpg

All he needs to do there is lip-sync "girl you know it's true, ooh, ooh, ooh I love you."

Sadako of Girth
If Next Gen had been allowed to run to this day, that plot would probably have happened by now.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
If Next Gen had been allowed to run to this day, that plot would probably have happened by now.

I've always thought that Next Gen should have ran for another year or two

Sadako of Girth
I could definitely have handled that.

There were so many classic episodes left unmade:

"Ensign Ro has a transporter accident that leaves her uniform phased out of time."

"Ensign Wesley Crusher is sent to the surface of Vagra 2, and on the way he encounters a temporal anomaly/causality loop where he is killed over and over again in thousands of different and extremely painful ways by Armus.
The only way to save everybody on the Enterprise is to choose one of these deaths as his own final one."

"An Tachyon field incident in Ten Forward causes flashbacks that shows the history of Guinan and the Q continuum and their past relationship."

Admiral Akbar
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I could definitely have handled that.

There were so many classic episodes left unmade:

"Ensign Ro has a transporter accident that leaves her uniform phased out of time."

"Ensign Wesley Crusher is sent to the surface of Vagra 2, and on the way he encounters a temporal anomaly/causality loop where he is killed over and over again in thousands of different and extremely painful ways by Armus.
The only way to save everybody on the Enterprise is to choose one of these deaths as his own final one."

"An Tachyon field incident in Ten Forward causes flashbacks that shows the history of Guinan and the Q continuum and their past relationship."

the history of guinan would be a three parter. She's been alive a long time, lots of stuff to cover.

Sadako of Girth
yes

"Times arrow" was just a hint of the sorta time shes been knocking around...

Sadako of Girth
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Robtard
O'Brian had a decent over-the-shoulder throw.

Sadako of Girth
Yeah its almost like someone had blasphemed against Elvis Presley in his prescence.

Lord Lucien
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
t8aEhtJ-sgg Lawl.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Robtard
O'Brian had a decent over-the-shoulder throw.

Also rewatching it, he took a tastily epic left hook to the temple and barely flinched, just prior to that...!!!

Miles "of punishment absorbed and returned" O'Brian...!! confused



That triple palm strike to Riker's face is repeat lolz value too!





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Sadako of Girth
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Sadako of Girth
One of the greatest lolz in 80s TV history:

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Admiral Akbar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtmbzJNPsaQ

best of the bunch imo.

Sadako of Girth
Hahahaha Thats great.

smile

Robtard
I like this Picard, he knows his priorities

Sadako of Girth
Exactly. At that rate of commitment, he'll be the flute equivalent of Jimi Hendrix in 6 months..

Robtard
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Exactly. At that rate of commitment, he'll be the flute equivalent of Jimi Hendrix in 6 months..

Flute + Hendrix-level-of-ability = force of nature

TRiNiTYfemi
I know I'm late to this... but I'm with everyone else. Picard would OWN Potter, no question about it

Sadako of Girth
Welcome Trinity... Glad you agree.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Robtard
Flute + Hendrix-level-of-ability = force of nature

He'd even pwn the utter legend that is Ron Burgundy.

Sadako of Girth
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Sadako of Girth
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BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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i see what they did there... big grin laughing laughing out loud

TRiNiTYfemi
Loved them both Sadako, thanks for sharing

Sadako of Girth
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"Kaplaaahhh" wink Heres another.

Sadako of Girth
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DarkNemesis
Might as well turn this into a Picard respect thread big grin

Sadako of Girth
stick out tongue The "Picard victory dance after kicking Harry bloody Potter's arse thread" at least, certainly..! wink

DarkNemesis
laughing out loud

Admiral Akbar
Moar Pictures!!

http://images.tzaam.com/full/17m.jpg

Sadako of Girth
stick out tongue

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs31/300W/f/2008/209/3/d/Picard_shenanigans_by_bthauronite.jpg

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by DarkNemesis
Might as well turn this into a Picard respect thread big grin


a Picard respect thread... hmmm ww00t

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
a Picard respect thread... hmmm ww00t

The forum might collapse under the gravitational mass of the cool, if that were to happen.

The only way for KMC to be able to accomodate that kind of arrival, would be to split the thread with another legend in his field...

But who could do such an awesome thing as that......? shifty

DarkNemesis
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But who could do such an awesome thing as that......? shifty

Martin Riggs stick out tongue

Sadako of Girth
laughing out loud

Not without Roger holding his piece, he couldn't. stick out tongue
(Last time he even touched a computer, it crashed....)

DarkNemesis
Nuh Uh! Riggs >>> McClane!!!

There, I said it! evil face

*hides in basement, closes eyes, covers ears, braces for Sadako to drive SUV through front door*

dadudemon
Originally posted by DarkNemesis
Nuh Uh! Riggs >>> McClane!!!

There, I said it! evil face

*hides in basement, closes eyes, covers ears, braces for Sadako to drive SUV through front door*

Lulz.


That debate was HUGE! hahahaha. It spanned multiple threads, some related, most unrelated.

Before the debate, I was a Riggs supporter.

After the debate, I was a huge Riggs supporter.

DarkNemesis
Originally posted by dadudemon
Before the debate, I was a Riggs supporter.

After the debate, I was a huge Riggs supporter.

Oh noes! Now you're getting an SUV driven through your front door too! stick out tongue

Joking aside, I do think that Riggs is better at H2H and with guns, but McClane is better at thinking on his feet and completing impossible style missions in impossible style ways.

Riggs is the conventional cop, McClane's more of a wild card. That's how I see it.

Sadako of Girth
Riggs actually hasn't got many onscreen feats that assert his H2H dominance.
That was exaggerated by the Riggs support community (Before he became the HP support community.)

Riggs is one half of a conventional cop duo. Nothing more.

DarkNemesis
Sadako, I've replied to you via PM. I don't intend to turn your unofficial Picard Respect Thread into another McClane vs. Riggs debate stick out tongue

Robtard
Originally posted by dadudemon
Lulz.


That debate was HUGE! hahahaha. It spanned multiple threads, some related, most unrelated.

Before the debate, I was a Riggs supporter.

After the debate, I was a huge Riggs supporter.

Cos you're blinded by the mullet.

Robtard
Originally posted by DarkNemesis
Sadako, I've replied to you via PM. I don't intend to turn your unofficial Picard Respect Thread into another McClane vs. Riggs debate stick out tongue

There was no real debate, more of a massacre. McClane handily won.

DarkNemesis
Who's overall the bigger badass? Indeed, McClane hands down.

But in a straight up fist fight? IMO Riggs.

But like I said, this isn't the right thread for it.

Robtard
Originally posted by DarkNemesis

But in a straight up fist fight? IMO Riggs.


Those are fighting words, son.

DarkNemesis
Easy there, I'm not intending to start a fight over this.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by DarkNemesis
Who's overall the bigger badass? Indeed, McClane hands down.

But in a straight up fist fight? IMO Riggs.

But like I said, this isn't the right thread for it.

In a straight up fist fight McClane has the same chance he has in all of his other fights. Riggs could bring nothing new to the multitudes of attacks that have befallen McClane along the way.

And Riggs is quite basic and not as fast as is generally believed.
He is a poseur who growls a lot, stares hard then does elementary stuff that has been displayed by the many people that McClane had killed over time... Still.

We could always rebump the McClane Riggs thread, if you like.

Sadako of Girth
OMFG!!! Fifth Die Hard movie WILL feature Martin Riggs!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZXvZ1E0mKQ

DarkNemesis
Lol no need, I received your PM, and believed your opinion on the issue to be reasonable. And besides, I need to start revving up for midterms and apply for jobs and internships this semester sad , and can't really afford the time to have lengthy debates. Not to mention, I'd pretty much have to rewatch all 8 movies (both DH and LW) to formulate more solid points and arguments thanks to my ever so shitty memory. Hell, rewatching them might even make me change my mind on the issue.

If I decide to further discuss it, I'll send you a PM. smile

Anyways,

http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu307/sublit/Picard_shenanigans_by_bthauronite.jpg

Picard hath spoken cool

Sadako of Girth
stick out tongue

Well alright...!

Good luck with the Job hunting/internship.

DarkNemesis
Thanks smile

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Sadako of Girth
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Sadako of Girth
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