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The Leader: You get his intellect but you also have a monstrously large head.

Blob: You have his powers but you're incredibly obese and cannot lose the weight.

Thing: You are strong, durable, but you can't feel and you look like an orange rock.

Professor X: You have telepathy but you're crippled and can't feel from the waist down.

None of them they all suck gigantic donky balls.

edit: Leader use science to shrink my head.

Originally posted by Deadline
None of them they all suck gigantic donky balls. you have to choose one to become!!

Originally posted by Starscream M
you have to choose one to become!!

I did an edit.

Xavier, no question

Leader, a big head isn't so bad.

This is us in the real world not the comic world right?

Originally posted by Starscream M
The Leader: You get his intellect but you also have a monstrously large head.

Blob: You have his powers but you're incredibly obese and cannot lose the weight.

Thing: You are strong, durable, but you can't feel and you look like an orange rock.

Professor X: You have telepathy but you're crippled and can't feel from the waist down.

Do I still have sensation in my dick if I am Charles?

Originally posted by Parmaniac
This is us in the real world not the comic world right? yeah, real world.

also, no surgeries or anything allowed to remove any deformities.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Do I still have sensation my dick if I am Charles? no.

Yo.

Originally posted by Deadline
None of them they all suck gigantic donky balls.

edit: Leader use science to shrink my head.

^^^ this. and even if I couldnt I could still make a belt buckle -sized illusion-generator so I dont hafta worry about lil kids pointing @me all the dang time.............




Tazer

The Leader, with his uber intelligence I'd make hologram tech to hide my head... Or wear a freaking hat

Originally posted by Bentley
The Leader, with his uber intelligence I'd make hologram tech to hide my head... Or wear a freaking hat yes, because a hat will hide it

The Leader then.

Leader or Xavier, because both of them should be smart enough to make themselves better. ermm

Originally posted by Tazer
Yo.



^^^ this. and even if I couldnt I could still make a belt buckle -sized illusion-generator so I dont hafta worry about lil kids pointing @me all the dang time.............




Tazer you're worried about lil kids?!

Originally posted by Starscream M
yes, because a hat will hide it


A big hat. But seriously, I'm not Sterns, I have self steem, a big head ain't that a big deal.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Leader or Xavier, because both of them should be smart enough to make themselves better. ermm no loopholes...ie you can't make yourself better.

Originally posted by Starscream M
no loopholes...ie you can't make yourself better.

So I wouldn't be able to use TP to fly?

Yo.

Originally posted by Starscream M
you're worried about lil kids?!

Im tryin' not to feed m murderous impluses here......




Tazer

Originally posted by inimalist
So I wouldn't be able to use TP to fly? dont you need TK to fly?

you just get his mind reading/controlling powers

lol

Originally posted by Starscream M
dont you need TK to fly?

you just get his mind reading/controlling powers

oh...

can I control my own mind?

Originally posted by Bentley
A big hat. But seriously, I'm not Sterns, I have self steem, a big head ain't that a big deal. Flatulence?

Originally posted by inimalist
oh...

can I control my own mind? yes of course...

Originally posted by Starscream M
yes of course...

ya, still going with Chuck then

Originally posted by Bentley
A big hat. But seriously, I'm not Sterns, I have self steem, a big head ain't that a big deal.

Giant top-hat

Originally posted by Starscream M
no. a lot of tetraplegics (maybe most) feel from the waist down and have normal sexual lives, chuck is presumably among them. I 'd go with him

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Flatulence?


I'm french damn it!

Originally posted by inimalist
ya, still going with Chuck then Why is that a factor for you?
Got some horny fantasies in mind? flirt

Originally posted by inimalist
So I wouldn't be able to use TP to fly? astral projection across the cosmos is a routine for chuck

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Why is that a factor for you?
Got some horny fantasies in mind? flirt

not exactly...

TP in comics have control over specific brain areas and functions. all touch is actually a product of activation in a sensory cortex, so I could easily simulate sex, even more intensely that it would be possible to experience in real life. I could create sensory experiences more real than reality, so the "paralized from the waist down, heh heh heh" thing is hardly a problem.

the astral projection thing makes up for lack of mobility, and i would save a fortune on pot

Blob. I still wouldn't be the fattest person in America ermm

xavier