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Bruce Willis host Letterman the other night. He's surprisingly an excellent talk show host...cracked a few jokes, the audience followed along, was slightly charming, etc. Though I like this side of Willis, I think his best work's done in action flicks, which makes me look forward to Tears of the Sun. He's perfect for the lead.

Letterman sucks, I'm more of a Conan guy.
But they have been showing clips of Willis hosting the show, he's very natural.

i like letterman..he's funny

Ooh the dreaded letterman conan debate....Letterman's lost popularity, but has longevity on his side. The majority of Conan's jokes are based on him making jokes about himself and Jay Leno's a completely different subject.

I agree, Willis was very natural. Next, I'd like to see Monica Belluci host her own late night show...she's so hot.

Letterman's comedy consits of making stupid faces and pathetic skits featuring his stage hands.

Jay is funny.

ricki lake....big no-no

Have no idea who Ricki Lake is.

ricky or rickie..dunno..that fat biatch who has a talk shpw

Oh.

you don't know Ricki Lake, rex? and you're from the states, no?

Yeah. I don't watch TV much, and if I do it's usually cartoons.

you grow up soon enough

Yeah, but you can still watch cartoons.

thats what I meant

We don't really have a long running nightly chat show over here, the last was probably Wogan which I don't remember being that good.

If we were to have one, I'd like Frank Skinner to do it.

I'd like Mech to do it, he could do it pissed and just insult all the guests, failing that JohnnyVegas could do it.

I enjoyed the first half of that sentance, until I became equated to some sort of Midland version of Johnny Vegas!

It's the getting pissed and insulting people that linked you.

Oh yeah, now I see it.....




......wait a minute, when was the last time I insulted someone?

OK, the getting pissed then.

This week I'm skint so I'm thinking that a red-wine-a-thon in the house with the entire Alien collection on DVD is afoot. Anyone fancy coming round to mine and doing some damage to their liver?

Liver? Not sure mine's still functioning after the weekend.

Have you ever been making gravy and forgot to stir it?

I have, and your left with this nasty browny coloured jelly blob at the bottom of the pan. Thats the mental image I have of an alchy's liver.

Thanks for sharing that, I am disgusted now and need a drink to make me feel better.

Just try it and see what I mean, its quite disturbing.