The Joker vs The Federation

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Darth Truculent
The Joker decides to "introduce a little anarchy" in the Federation. It is the 24th Century and it is during Picard's era. Who wins?

Sadako of Girth
Picard in a massive, hideous, completely unprecedented and "Oh the humanity!" inspiring combined raping and Kerbstomp of such fury, that it will be the stuff of legend way into the 29th century in all quadrants of the galaxy.

"Do you know how I got m--" *Quantum torpedos*

*Cue Jerry Goldsmith theme*


Holodeck Moriarty alone would pwn him.

BruceSkywalker
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'nuff said

steverules_2
Picard without a doubt would pwn, I love the joker but picard...he's too epic

Lord Lucien
His bald head will make you sweat, he's French motherf*cka with a tasty baguette. And when he's not sipping tea in a Parisian cafe, he's busy banging booty every night and day.

Sadako of Girth
stick out tongue

the ninjak
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
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'nuff said

Joker wouldn't comprehend the futures lack of money anyways.
Who can he bribe?
Who can he threaten?
Where can he hide?

Joker aint no Borg. And gets destroyed in this foreign Utopian environment.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Do you know how I got m--" *Quantum torpedos*

*Cue Jerry Goldsmith theme*


Holodeck Moriarty alone would pwn him.

laughing laughing laughing

It's both a glorious and sad that I played out that entire scene and music in my head. laughing


Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
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'nuff said

Man, Stewart is a really good actor. I forgot how good that scene was. Partial credit HAS to be given to the director, though.

the ninjak
An awesome scene. I was stoked when I found out he was going to play Xavier.

Darth Martin
Data would be the end of Joker......

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