Hulk vs TOAA

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comicdude
Anyone who says Hulk wins is an idiot. Ok, that's a bit too far, but i'm making this for a laugh, is there anyone wo thinks Hulk can win.

GRIMNIR
Hulk stomps laughing

Nihilist
There is Hulk fans who think he could win in a physical fight, but won't say incase they get laughed at.

comicdude
Originally posted by Nihilist
There is Hulk fans who think he could win in a physical fight, but won't say incase they get laughed at.

..............Are you serious?
These Hulk fans need to wake up.

BUSTER1
Hulk is the strongest one there is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He has been secretly gunning for the TOAA since the Chaos King story. Banner deliberately lost to Zeus, and then mentally suppressed his own HF afterwards to make himself seem weak. This will result in the TOAA calling Hulk out-safe in the knowledge that he could beat the Jade Giant with little effort. TOAA turns up and says "lets get it on you pussy-I'll beat you worse than your dad did"
Hulk goes World Breaker and destroys TOAA.

Nothing NOTHING can beat the Hulk.

How do you like them apples?? Happy Dance

ringtones
hulk has infinity strength so if he gets mad enough he can overpower TOAA

comicdude
lmao.

You think Hulk can beat the Marvel Universe creator............

comicdude
Originally posted by ringtones
hulk has infinity strength so if he gets mad enough he can overpower TOAA

He has not even reached the upper limits of his Strength.

comicdude
Originally posted by BUSTER1
Hulk is the strongest one there is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He has been secretly gunning for the TOAA since the Chaos King story. Banner deliberately lost to Zeus, and then mentally suppressed his own HF afterwards to make himself seem weak. This will result in the TOAA calling Hulk out-safe in the knowledge that he could beat the Jade Giant with little effort. TOAA turns up and says "lets get it on you pussy-I'll beat you worse than your dad did"
Hulk goes World Breaker and destroys TOAA.

Nothing NOTHING can beat the Hulk.

You are a joke.

The Nuul
Hulk stomps.

comicdude
Originally posted by The Nuul
Hulk stomps.

How does he beat the person who made Marvel?
Who is Omnipotent.

MrMind
hulk wins if he has prep laughing

comicdude
Originally posted by MrMind
hulk wins if he has prep laughing

laughing

BUSTER1
Originally posted by comicdude
You are a joke.

No I'm not-I even edited my post, adding the dancing banana to give it more credence.
What do you think about that?

The Nuul
Hulk is multiomnipotent.

GRIMNIR
Originally posted by comicdude
How does he beat the person who made Marvel?
Who is Omnipotent.

he wins by saying

Hulk SMASH
Hulk BASH
puny omnipotents

MrMind
Originally posted by comicdude
How does he beat the person who made Marvel?
Who is Omnipotent.
because hulk IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS evil face

the ninjak
Originally posted by ringtones
hulk has infinity strength so if he gets mad enough he can overpower TOAA

Hulks anger levels have reached in my opinion it's limit in World Breaker Hulk Form.

Utter Rage eminating from the death of his wife, child and empire.

TOOA laughs at that stuff. As would a worthy holder of the Infinite Gauntlet. Who TOOA is >>>> as well.

comicdude
Originally posted by MrMind
because hulk IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS evil face

laughing

BUSTER1
Originally posted by MrMind
because hulk IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS evil face


thumb up thumb up

Absolutely-I'm beginning to feel really sorry for the TOAA

MrMind
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GRIMNIR
Hulk is even stronger than Chuck Norris

comicdude
I am laughing at people who think Hulk wins

MrMind
Originally posted by comicdude
I am laughing at people who think Hulk wins
you do know we are joking right?

comicdude
Originally posted by MrMind
you do know we are joking right?

Yes.

HigH ScholaR
Originally posted by ringtones
hulk has infinity strength so if he gets mad enough he can overpower TOAA

laughing

Originally posted by MrMind
hulk wins if he has prep laughing

laughing out loud

The Nuul
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Black bolt z
Hulk obviously wins.

I dare someone to prove me wrong sneer
















































stick out tongue

Parmaniac
Why isn't this closed for spite?

I mean what can TOOA do here?

Black bolt z
TOAA should change his name to TOAAEFHACN

The One Above All Except For Hulk And Chuck Norris!

ringtones
hulk should wear a cape and have the letter H on his chest

SamZED
TOAA turns Hulk into Rosie O'Donnell's toilet seat.

the ninjak
Nice one Hulk, nice one.

Originally posted by SamZED
TOAA turns Hulk into Rosie O'Donnell's toilet seat.

laughing

BUSTER1
What no one saw is off panel, Zeus got really worried and told Hera to alert all the abstracts "Hulk is mad and he is coming for all of you/us"

Zeus will soon aproach Hulk and say "thank you mister Banner for lettng me win"

Trust me on this -HULK IS THE STRONGETS ONE THERE IS!!

HigH ScholaR
Originally posted by ringtones
hulk should wear a cape and have the letter H on his chest

He might as well have a surfboard too. King Hulk. It wasn't Thanos who we saw in the infinity gauntlet it was Hulk in disguise using his own natural ability (he didn't need the infinity gauntlet)

roughrider
TOAA orders Hulk to go f#%& himself...and he does. evil face

the ninjak
Originally posted by roughrider
TOAA orders Hulk to go f#%& himself...and he does. evil face

Preacher style! smokin'

GRIMNIR
Here is the next storyline for Hulk

Hulk head over to Avengers HQ to talk to Iron Man
Hulk? What are you doing here? Not looking for a fight I hope
Hulk not fight, Hulk friend. Hulk ask help
Help? What kinda help?
Hulk need help from magic man.
who, strange?
Yes. Strange magic man
Dr Strange arrives.
You hulk friend? help get 3 head man come here. Hulk want fight.
3 head man?
big and strong and 3 head, one head ugly so have hood
you want to fight living tribunal hulk?
yes. hulk fight, hulk strongest one there is
as living tribunal appears, hulk jumps up towards LTs head but LT stops hulk midair
foolish creature, think you can take on the might of the Living Tribunal? I rule over all the universes and i am omnipotent
hulk gets angry, uses thunderclap to escape, jumps up and takes down all 3 heads of LT
Hulk SMASH head Hulk SMASH head Hulk SMASH ugly head
Hulk win, hulk strongest one there is
After defeating LT Thanos turns up with HOU and IG
You not hulk. Hulk green not blue. Hulk will fight
I can absorb you and the entire universe and....
no Hulk can heal, blue hulk wear pretty stones like girl
hulk charges thanos but thanos quickly teleports and then absorbs universe
hulk friends gone? hulk mad Hulk SMASH Hulk SMASH
Thanos defeated now Hulk finds himself in complete darkness, in distance is a door with light underneath. Hulk goes through door and sees Deadpool playing Marvel vs Capcom 3.
Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
Crazy red man, Hulk friend? Hulk need help
hey buddy sure thing what you need?
hulk want find invisible man, hulk hear he strong but never fight. hulk think he scared of hulk
deadpool pauses the game, thinks for a moment oh you mean stan lee? the creator of all of us eh? you wanna go see him
yes hulk want fight, hulk strongest one there is
well, you see that button over there, that will transport you through the fourth wall and into the real world....
wall? hulk smash wall, hulk strongest o....
erm not that kinda wall dude
so anyway go press it and you will appear in the office of a place called marvel, thats where stan hangs
crazy red man hulk friend
oh and if you bump into a guy named grimnir, tell him to stop hitting the wrong button he sucks
hulk then starts to fade out of existence and reemerges from the pages of a comic book in the real world
he is at marvel hq, he sees a door with stan lee name on, he enters and meets toaa stan lee
you strongest one there is? hulk fight
stan looks at hulk, no hulk you are strongest one there is, always have been
but hulk lose to big beard man, hulk hurt
that was because of a guy working here called pak
pak? pak is strong? hulk fight pak
stan shows hulk pak's office and hand on shoulder says
i think you can take him hulk, he is the reason you lost to ze..erm big beard man
hulk mad, hulk fight, hulk smash
hulk enters pak's office and charges pak
Hulk SMASH, HULK SMASH HULK BASH Hulk SMASH
HULK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!
big grin

PillarofOsiris
I can imagine Pak writing a Hulk vs TOAA comic and hyping it for endless months, where the Hulk suddenly becomes a multiversal threat (like the Chaos King did, or Supergod Hercules) for no apparent reason, and yet for some reason needs help from Sersi, the Silver Surfer and Thor to fight TOAA.

the ninjak
Just no..........no.

A nerdy genius' sheer subconscious rage and anger brought out into the flesh via Gamma Radiation cannot defeat TOOA.

JakeTheBank
TOAA becomes Zeus and they have a fist fight.

Hulk loses.

iceman24567
Originally posted by comicdude
Yes. Liar
Hulk wins 9/10

bbrem123
Originally posted by comicdude
Anyone who says Hulk wins is an idiot. Ok, that's a bit too far, but i'm making this for a laugh, is there anyone wo thinks Hulk can win.

u= fail thumb up

carver9
TOAA piss on Hulk disintegrating him.

Colossus-Big C
check this out

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/hulk-vs-toaamarvel/409100/

The Nuul
Reported for linking to another forum.

the ninjak
Originally posted by The Nuul
Reported for linking to another form.

Funny sentence LOL.

The Nuul
Originally posted by the ninjak
Funny sentence LOL.

I will kick you in the nuts.

the ninjak
Originally posted by The Nuul
I will kick you in the nuts.

You can't break my balls. Balls of steel.

GRIMNIR
Hulk has many feats
He lifted a 150 billion tons mountain
Survived Nuclear explosions
Regenerated lost limbs and organs
He has also made many films in the real world, outside the jurisdiction of TOAA, so basically Hulk is like Beyonder only better and stronger eek!

What feats has TOAA got roll eyes (sarcastic)

HULK SMASH Happy Dance

the ninjak
Originally posted by GRIMNIR
Hulk has many feats
He lifted a 150 billion tons mountain
Survived Nuclear explosions
Regenerated lost limbs and organs
He has also made many films in the real world, outside the jurisdiction of TOAA, so basically Hulk is like Beyonder only better and stronger eek!

What feats has TOAA got roll eyes (sarcastic)

HULK SMASH Happy Dance

Stan Lee is arguably the TOAA and he has been in more Marvel films so he crushes Hulk.....sorry.

rotiart
This thread hasn't been closed because the Badabing isn't racist. Even  are allowed to make posts. 

Falamu
Seriously...why is this thread still open? Spite? Did you not see how easily Zeus pounded Hulk to a pulp? Even the lesser Olympians were able to wound him...

Knowsbleed33
Hulk's definitely stronger than TOAA. He has infinite strength after all.

Falamu
Zeus does not have infinite strength, and he defeated Hulk in seconds...

Knowsbleed33
Hulk let him. Hulk has infinite strength.

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